The not so insulting to anyone thread

[Fee]

Anyway, you ever heard about HAARP? That thing could destroy whole Earth through the ionosphere, you could control weather, and change the orbit of Earth by affecting the position and mass of the ionosphere.It was Nicola Teslas invention which both Russian and USA government took away,  it is proven that Russians experimented with it widely, but the thing has been kept so silent that noone knows what how far this is.

Geez, someones got bad information from somewhere...
HAARP is not a wepon, and its very unlikely to be abel to be used as one.

As for the vid.. Thats 1 huge ass bomb!

[Oliwerko]

Today I went to my local anti-KGB agency and asked if CJ is a KGB agent. They told me that he is NOT. They told me that he spreads the tale that he is a KGB agent because he wants people to fear AGS and thus not making another adventure game creation engines. Lately, Wintermute broke this rule so CJ have sent a brain slugugaguargh to stop it, but the slugugaguargh have missed and it hit innocent Darth!

[Akatosh]

Funny, I only have got a brain slugugaguargh

Please GOD NO!!  Please do not let that stupid brain-slug shit infect AGS as well!  If it does, I'm coming after you Akatosh!!!

Does having watched a lot of Futurama latley make for an excuse? If not, let's pretend my comment was about something else instead. Somethink original. Like... "cake".

Oh, wait. Probably not cake.

[LimpingFish]

THE CAKE IS A PIE!

I mean...LIE!

[Lionmonkey]

russians have kick ass bombs

This is a HUGE relevation for me. Now I understand, why me and my friends at the russian school are so passionated about blowing up self-made explosives. And I thought that the happy feeling was because the little bomb contained some laughing gas.

No danger for the CJ though. Bombing the place where you live is more pleasurable.
Because you don't like it.

[FSi++]

OK, now you've intrigued me enough. I HAVE TO WATCH THAT VIDEO...

p.s. Radiowaves, you've got to be trolling, otherwise I'm feeling sad for you.

[bicilotti]

p.s. Radiowaves, you've got to be trolling, otherwise I'm feeling sad for you.

Radiowaves is a nice fellow.

[InCreator]

He's a capitalist. And as we know, all Russians hate capitalists.
In Soviet Russia, CJ bombs you! Or something.

Grandpa, where have you been last 17 years?
Soviet Union is no more, wake up comrade!
And russians are likely more capitalist than any other nation in this world. Don't you watch news?

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And CJ is no capitalist. AGS is free. Everything we do in forums is free. AGS plugins are free, helping each other in threads and critics lounge is free, and so on. CJ doesn't oppress worker class to benefit from AGS (not sure about his cellar though, myths say there's child slave labor there). Anyway,

We're a socialist community. Or is it communist? Yes, communism is more correct.

No classes here (noobs welcome ahoy), moderators are no higher class, but something more like a leaders, "wealth" is equally distributed, resources are common ownership... And praise towards CJ is as legendary as it was with communists in Soviet Union and V.I.Lenin.

That won't apply to those greedy capitalists who made commercial AGS games though