'Stranded'

Started by veryweirdguy, Tue 19/07/2011 16:44:36

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Diath

Do the safety dance



Snake

Quote from: Dave Gilbert on Wed 03/08/2011 21:46:29
Stop and wonder how our trousers magically re-appeared when we spoke into the walkie-talkie...
HAHAHAHAHHA!!! Lucky for this bug we have our trousers back!

(will the final version have this fixed?)
Grim: "You're making me want to quit smoking... stop it!;)"
miguel: "I second Grim, stop this nonsense! I love my cigarettes!"

Eggie

Make up a fake name for yourselkf when telling the boss story and have your middle name be 'Turok'. For reasons of smugness.

veryweirdguy

Quote from: Dave Gilbert on Wed 03/08/2011 21:46:29
Stop and wonder how our trousers magically re-appeared when we spoke into the walkie-talkie...

I don't know WHAT you're talking about.

Quote from: TomatosInTheHead on Wed 03/08/2011 12:23:26
Second chance for a passionate kiss!!! ;D





"You DO realise I have a gun right...?"

Quote from: Ryan Timothy on Wed 03/08/2011 22:49:22
Lie to him! Tell him it wasn't a trap for him to kill Betsy, you were spooked when you opened the door. Your boss WAS alive in there when you left, but Betsy must have gotten to him before you led this man there, and she... errr.... jumped on him too.
Make it sound real. Like you're really saddened by his death. Lie about some golf trip you guys once had fun at. Oh and that he was your daughters god-father. He'll totally buy it. Pinch off a tear while you're at it.

Quote from: Eggie on Thu 04/08/2011 04:28:06
Make up a fake name for yourselkf when telling the boss story and have your middle name be 'Turok'. For reasons of smugness.



"He was there when I left! Or my name isn't Ryan "Turok" Timothy! Swear to God!"



"That must mean...that creature got him too?!?! Oh no! WHYYY! What am I gonna tell his wife? And his three beautiful children? It's gonna be a lean time at the old 'my boss's' this Christmas? The golf course will be so lonely! Did I tell you we used to play golf together? He was the only man I knew to ever get a birdie on hole 12. It was a funny story actually: it was absolutely POURING down with rain, and my wife called me up and said "Turok," (that's what she calls me,) "You'd better come home, it's too stormy out there! Little Jessica is gonna be worried!" and I said "I'm out with my boss." and she said "Oh, well, as Jessica's godfather I guess he knows what's best." Now, of course, he got a hole in one, like I said, and got a trophy for it. Three trophies in fact. And my wife never doubted me again (until she divorced me of course.) I guess you had to be there. I'm gonna miss that guy. Oh, also I own a pony."



Quote from: ddq on Wed 03/08/2011 14:10:24
Trade the radio for his pants! Don't see why you'd need that silly thing anyway.



"Anyhoooooo, I'll trade you this for your pants?"



"...or I could just take it. Gun, remember?"



"Schofield? Schofield? Are you there? Hey, it's Bill. I've done it. I'll meet you on the helipad. You'd better bring her unharmed. I've gone through a lot to be here.

...and by the way, I have your man, so no more funny business.

...what do you mean 'what man?'"


TomatoesInTheHead

Ask him who he is, who Schofield is, who Schofield should bring, and what all this is about; if he's going to shoot you now for some reason, he can at least explain what he knows so we don't die clueless! :(

Tabata

Also ask him about „Betsy“

ddq

That gun is an issue. He can pretty much do whatever he wants while he has it. Therefore, you should eye the gun very conspicuously and, when he's looking directly at you, slowly make a move for it.

Baron

Judging by the brightness of the plain white background, it must be daytime by now.

>Use carkey to reflect sun into man's eyes, then run inside and lock the door.

Dave Gilbert

Quote from: Baron on Thu 11/08/2011 21:58:56
Judging by the brightness of the plain white background, it must be daytime by now.

>Use carkey to reflect sun into man's eyes, then run inside and lock the door.

I think we're underground, aren't we?

Snake

Point behind him and scream horrifyingly, "LOOK OUT!?!". When he turns around to see what's the matter, kick him in the balls and uppercut him when he bends over. Then swiftly take the gun, your radio (that you almost got eaten for, btw (fuck that asshole, WE'RE keeping it!)) and while he's still coughing up his nuts, TAKE HIS PANTS!! (or at least his coat and wear that as some make-shift pair of pants, heh)
Grim: "You're making me want to quit smoking... stop it!;)"
miguel: "I second Grim, stop this nonsense! I love my cigarettes!"

veryweirdguy

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Quote from: Snake on Fri 12/08/2011 22:32:43
Point behind him and scream horrifyingly, "LOOK OUT!?!". When he turns around to see what's the matter, kick him in the balls and uppercut him when he bends over. Then swiftly take the gun, your radio (that you almost got eaten for, btw (fuck that asshole, WE'RE keeping it!)) and while he's still coughing up his nuts, TAKE HIS PANTS!! (or at least his coat and wear that as some make-shift pair of pants, heh)





"Puh-lease."

Fallen at the first hurdle there.

Quote from: TomatosInTheHead on Sun 07/08/2011 12:07:50
Ask him who he is, who Schofield is, who Schofield should bring, and what all this is about; if he's going to shoot you now for some reason, he can at least explain what he knows so we don't die clueless! :(



"Listen, you're obviously not with Schofield, so I'll level with you. Schofield funded this entire facility, and now it's gotten too...controversial, he wants to shut it down, permanently. He paid me to shut down the power, to set the specimens free, and plant some bombs. He's on his way to finish the job. He has my fiancee as leverage, and I think he's gonna kill us, then blow up the facility."



"That'll be him now. Once he knows the bombs are in place, he'll kill us all, I know it. I need to know I can trust you when things go down. Will you help me? If you don't, we're doomed."

gameboy

"Sure you can trust me. Even though I tried to trick you into death, made you kill Betsy and attempted to steal your pants."

Baron

Quote from: Dave Gilbert on Fri 12/08/2011 13:40:46
Quote from: Baron on Thu 11/08/2011 21:58:56
Judging by the brightness of the plain white background, it must be daytime by now.

>Use carkey to reflect sun into man's eyes, then run inside and lock the door.

I think we're underground, aren't we?

Underground helicopters now, I presume?

>Help man, then use your car key to reflect the sun.

veryweirdguy

Quote from: gameboy on Sat 13/08/2011 15:03:37
"Sure you can trust me. Even though I tried to trick you into death, made you kill Betsy and attempted to steal your pants."



"Well, when you put it like that..."







"Bill. Have you planted the explosives?"



"Yeah, they're rigged to blow."



"Hop in then, we'll get out of here. Who's that guy with no trousers?"



"I dunno. Some guy who was poking around."



















WHAM

Yay! I was in the credits!  ;D
The ending was a tad abrupt, but the game was still quite funny! Thanks verywierdguy!
Wrongthinker and anticitizen one. Utterly untrustworthy. Pending removal to memory hole.

Tabata

Tabata as part of a creator-team

You did an awesome good job and I had a lot of fun while „creating“ this game!

                             

Hopefully we get the chance to do this again after a (not sooo long) break for you!?  :D

Wonkyth

Damn, that was awesome!  :D
"But with a ninja on your face, you live longer!"


Dave Gilbert

It's over!

Great fun, VWG. 

BlueAngel

Loved this! Hope we can do it again!  ;D

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