TAKE YOR REVENGE ON BABIES!

[Meowster]

No no no, SSH... Catholic people have to like babies. I'm not Catholic.

See, that's why a lot of my friends don't understand me when I say, "YeahyeahyeahI'mgonnamovetoSanFranciscoandDoubleFineandLucasArtsand
AnimationCollegeandBallyFermotandCollegeisgonnabesoawesomeOhmyGodohmyGOD!!!" Because, besides the fact that a lot of my words and sentences are run-on and difficult to interpret correctly, their version of the same sentence would be, "I can't wait until I get married and I'm gonna have three children two girls and one boy and the first call is gonna be called Ella and we're gonna live in a house with two cars and my husband is going to have a good job and we're going to have two cats and a dog called Foxy."

Imagine my open-mouthed horror.

[Andail]

See, that's why a lot of my friends don't understand me when I say,
"YeahyeahyeahI'mgonnamovetoSanFranciscoandDoubleFineandLucasArtsand
AnimationCollegeandBallyFermotandCollegeisgonnabesoawesomeOhmyGodohmyGOD!!!"

Reassuringly, your friends sound pretty normal

[SSH]

Yeah, imagine having two cars IN YOUR HOUSE?

It would make my mouth open with horror, too.

Actually, some folks around the corner from us had a lorry in their house. They live at the bottom of a hill and a lorry was delivering stuff to the pub 20 meters up the hill and must have left the brake off... it smashed through their garden wall and into the house. The house is now being repaired... looks like quite a major job.

[Meowster]

Completely off topic... My little sister just pointed to SSH's avatar and said, "That reminds me of Finn and Camille having an argument."

Finn is 21 and Camille is 3.

[Squinky]

Irish people HAVE to like babies because otherwise they face a life of celibacy or eternal damnation!

As an Irish person, this frightens me severly...

[LGM]

Pirate Jack.. You little fuck.

Since when is being fat a reason to hate someone. If fat people were a race you'd be a racist.

I'm fat.. So what? I act like any other non-fat person does. It doesn't mean I like being fat or that it's good or better to be fat. It's just the way it is.. Don't persecute people because of the way they look unless it was a deliberate choice.

Jesus Chris, some people can be so thick-headed sometimes.

[Nine Toes]

I'm not "fat-ist", LGM.  You know we all love you like a fat kid loves cake...  

Speaking of babies, I got a little joke for y'all... wanna hear it?  No?  Well tough turds...

"A woman is in the delivery room, having her baby.  The doctor tells her to push, with one final push, the baby comes out.

The doctor lifts the baby up by it's legs and spanks it.  Then he twirls it around like a sling, and tosses it out the window.

The woman screams, 'EEK!  MY BABY!'

The doctor laughs, 'Just kidding, it was already dead!'"

Ba-dum, tss!

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen!  I'll be here all week.

[Nacho]

A baby is born, but this is not a normal baby... his face is angry... suddenly, the baby talks, deeply annoyed:
-Where is my father?
-Shit! A baby who talks  :o(Says the doctor...) Come on, bring his father!

The father is taken to the room... the baby suddenly starts to punch his head with his little hands repeteadly, and says:

-Is it annoying, isn´t it, motherfucker???

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

In the version I heard, the baby poked his father  

[MillsJROSS]

Pirate Jack.. You little fuck.

LGM, you should know betterthan using such a word. Tsk tsk tsk.

Since when is being fat a reason to hate someone. If fat people were a race you'd be a racist.

Guess what, fatty mcfat fat, fat people aren't a race. And, while, I personally, don't agree with racism. I see nothing wrong with hating fat people. Fat people symbolise laziness. Now naturally, there are those who have conditions, so it's not their fault that their fat.

I'm fat.. So what? I act like any other non-fat person does. It doesn't mean I like being fat or that it's good or better to be fat. It's just the way it is.. Don't persecute people because of the way they look unless it was a deliberate choice.

But you don't act like any non-fat person (aka, skinny or slim person). And unless you have some condition where it doesn't matter if you just ate celery you'd still be fat, guess what, you choose to be fat. The blame falls fully towards yourself, and perhaps (at an earlier time), your parents for not eating healthy and excersizing. You make that choice, which justifies Lay's oppinion.

Jesus Chris, some people can be so thick-headed sometimes

Obviously, we're not talking about your penis. Speaking of which, how long has it been since you've seen it?

I got a joke for everybody

Q: How many LGM's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 0, since when was it possible for an LGM to screw anything?

Har har har! Fat people are fun to make fun of.

Note: Anything said in my post was only to describe a point, and LGM, while it might be going too far, I have shown a plausable reason for hating fat people. I don't really share this view, but you can't just go make fun of people because they have an oppinion. Also, if you we're to measure Pirate Jacks posts witha  sarcasm meter, you'd see he was just joking around. So don't be so quick to take offense, at anything. Even the above...as it was just to make a point.

-MillsJROSS

[Bob The Hun]

Since when is being fat a reason to hate someone. If fat people were a race you'd be a racist.

No no no... You see, semantically speaking, even if fat people WERE a race, if you hated them, that wouldn't make you racist.
You use an incorrect definition of the term 'racist', you see.
If one is "racist", then he feels that his race is superior to all other races. I believe the term you are looking for is "prejudice", as it refers to one's belief that another specific group is inferior to all other related groups.
Semantics, LGM, semantics!

[Layabout]

Look at this kid. He is made of chocolate! But he is trying to run! But he can't run very fast!

Stopping Fatness should be done before this age is reached.

This has been a public service message.

And what makes it worse is he is an apeman.

[TheYak]

I agree and disagree with the above points.  Unless it's a medical (note that I said medical and not psychological) condition, a person has some say as to whether or not they're overweight.  If a person's body is more susceptible to weight-gain than the average person's, it still doesn't mean that they've got no choice in the matter.  

However, hating somebody because of this I don't understand.  I can't see any logical reason to hate somebody because they're overweight, or even to tease them.  If a person's lazy, I know better than to ask them to help me move furniture.  If a person's generally an asshole, I won't introduce them to someone I give a shit about.  If a person's overweight, I don't have to be attracted to them but I fail to see any way that this affects me (other than various government expenditures to alleviate this common affliction - but let's face it, the government would just allocate that money to something pointless if not that).  Nobody forces me to be friends with fat people, to like fat people, to compliment fat people.  Some jobs may have exceptions but I don't even have to work with fat people.  I don't have any problem with 'em but am amazed at some of the shitty attitudes that surface.

[Nacho]

This is a very sensitive matter... I don´t hate fat people, nobody here does, sure, but an extreme obesity can be a serious health problem and bring insecurities to the fat people.

I am not saying that the fat AGSers are insecure, so, there´s no need to people replying "I´m fat and I feel ok" but a lot of people with overweight have it.

Being fat means not fitting in the nowadays beauty standard. Is it fair? No... Could us do something to change it? Sure... But it´s  true.  

Edit: The funny thing is that, being quite slim, I was quite fat when I was a kid and I feel able to feel both positions... So, if you wanna talk of fat, talk to Nacho...  

[TheYak]

... So, if you wanna talk of fat, talk to Nacho...  

You mean, "Chew the fat," so-to-speak?    Anyway, you bring up a good point.  The only overweight people that bother me are those that are insecure to the point where they assume that everybody is constantly judging them.  Of course, I feel that way about most breeds of the overly-defensive.

[LGM]

I don't feel that anyone's bugging/teasing me.. The jokes stopped a long time ago.. For the most part.

Most people just accept it and treat me fairly.. It's just sometimes when people come around that say "You're stupid.. You're fat! hah, therefore j00 ares loser." Mainly my brother does that. SO when pirate came along, he reminded me of my brother and I went off on him..

So sorry.. Just don't generalize all fat people.. I eat less than most people my age and they're skinny as hell.. So who knows

Edit: Now realising Pirate is Layabout, it all kinda makes sense now. Layabout never was really a nice person :-p

[Nacho]

Edit: Now realising Pirate is Layabout, it all kinda makes sense now. Layabout never was really a nice person :-p

Lol...

[Migs]

I like fat women.  They're chubby, flabby, beefier, and there's more to hug, squeeze, and cuddle with.  I wish my wife was fatter.  I keep trying to stuff doughnuts and fried chicken down her throat, but she just won't fatten up.

It's good to always have a fat person along.  If your plane crashes and you get stranded in the Himalayas without food, the fat person will be the first to go because of heart problems and lack of oxygen, and there'd enough meat on old' Tubby to feed a village.  He'd/she'd be a hero.  So next time you see a fat person, just think: "That big larda§§ could save my life one day, as well as the lives of those around me."

[Raggit]

lol, Migs you're twisted!!!  

[DGMacphee]

Migs likes big butts and he can not lie
His other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in their face
They get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz they notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
Migs is hooked and he can't stop staring
Oh, baby Migs wants ta get with ya
And take your picture
His homeboys tried to warn he
But with that butt you got
Makes Migs so horny!