TAKE YOR REVENGE ON BABIES!

Femme Stab Mode >:D · Thu 22/01/2004 06:26:05

Stupid babies, all they ever do is cry and keep you up. Well, it no longer has to be like that! It' stime to strkie back and here is what you do:

Get your stereo, and if you don't have a stereo, plug speakers into your CD player, or just use your computer with speakers.

Find the most anti-baby song you have.

Turn the speakers on maximum.

Turn speakers towards baby.

PLAY!!!!

They keep you up, keep them up.

DGMacphee · Thu 22/01/2004 06:38:15

* DGMacphee turns speakers toward Femme.

MrColossal · Thu 22/01/2004 06:40:18

actually a better tactic would be just plug a mic into your comp and leave it near their bed, turn the speakers towards them and turn them up... now when they scream it melts their tiny little ears

or just tie a rock to them and play Titanic

DGMacphee · Thu 22/01/2004 06:43:11

Or tie a rock and throw them off Titanic.

Duzz · Thu 22/01/2004 07:52:52

Or just tie a rock to them and make them watch Titanic...

(or is that what eric meant...?)

Nacho · Thu 22/01/2004 08:38:45

Quote from: Femme Stalk Mode on Thu 22/01/2004 06:26:05
Stupid babies, all they ever do is cry and keep you up. Well, it no longer has to be like that! It' stime to strkie back and here is what you do:

Get your stereo, and if you don't have a stereo, plug speakers into your CD player, or just use your computer with speakers.

Find the most anti-baby song you have.

Turn the speakers on maximum.

Turn speakers towards baby.

PLAY!!!!

They keep you up, keep them up.

Why??? Poor babies... YouÂ´re cruel sometimes...

Nine Toes · Thu 22/01/2004 08:40:54

Baby soup...

JK... TAHT'S DIGUSTING!

MrColossal · Thu 22/01/2004 08:50:05

Layabout · Thu 22/01/2004 09:42:57

Yeah, I hate babies. Fuck babies!

I hate fat kids more though. If i ever have a kid and it turns out to be fat, i'm gunna make it get some exercise and eat properly or shoot it!

Fat kids just repulse me.

DGMacphee · Thu 22/01/2004 11:19:49

But... you loved Andy Penis!

Layabout · Thu 22/01/2004 11:37:34

I was laughing at him, not with him. And he's not even real!

DGMacphee · Thu 22/01/2004 11:41:48

Oh yeah??

http://www.angrynakedpat.com/network/icf/index.php

Babar · Thu 22/01/2004 12:23:51

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Get your stereo, and if you don't have a stereo, plug speakers into your CD player, or just use your computer with speakers.

Find the most anti-baby song you have.

Turn the speakers on maximum.

Turn speakers towards baby.

PLAY!!!!

I did that once already. I put some really loud screamy linkin park song and made a baby listen to it. I think it liked it. It opened its eyes wide and started some weird dance with raising up and lowering his hands. Anyway, I love babies! You can see that from my avator. Oh, wait, its not there anymore....

SSH · Thu 22/01/2004 12:43:14

I think femme has watched too many "impregnation" sci-fi movies... in fact, Hollywood's view of childbirth isn't an accurate representation at ALL. In the UK NO-ONE uses these bassinets all in a sealed-off room like in movies...

oh, and...

http://www.nspcc.org.uk

and they don't just cry and keep you up. SOmetime they give you the most incredible smile to melt your heart and sometimes...

http://www.pampers.co.uk

Nacho · Thu 22/01/2004 12:50:17

And... all of us have been babies sometimes, BTW...

Babloyi still is, if we look yo his avatar...

EDIT: now he has no avatar...

shbaz · Thu 22/01/2004 14:42:39

http://www.collegehumor.com/?textfile_id=27217

I like babies because if you stack a bunch of dead ones in a pile in your annoying neighbor's back yard, it gets rid of your annoying neighbor.

DragonRose · Thu 22/01/2004 14:44:46

And clearly SSH IS a baby...
..wait, no he isn't.
...yes he is!
...no
...Yes!
..no.

* DragonRose gets dizzy from watching SSH's avatar

Raggit · Thu 22/01/2004 15:45:42

I don't like babies who whine constantly. The noise bothers me. If the baby is a quite baby, then I like to play with them and stuff.

But what REALLY annoys me more than anything is a little kid, like a seven year old who is a total brat and cries all the time when they don't get what they want and they are old enough to know better.

Meowster · Thu 22/01/2004 15:53:34

Wait wait wait.

Don't you think it would be easier, and more humane, to rock the cradle with your foot?

That's what I did with all my little sisters. I'd leave them in the cradle and just rock it with my foot. I'd be typing and rocking, making coffee and rocking... instead of picking up the cradle, I'd drag it along with my foot. And those babies never made one complaint.

SSH · Thu 22/01/2004 16:11:26

Irish people HAVE to like babies because otherwise they face a life of celibacy or eternal damnation!

New-born babies cry becuase they rely totally on other people for their NEEDs: nappies, food, clothing etc. They literally can't do anything for themselves. You might as well say you can't stand quadraplegic people just lying there as say you can't stand babies who cry...

Older babies and toddlers still cry for those reasons, but as they develop they cry if they WANT something but don't NEED it, but they're still not being bad or selfish: an appreciation of others' point-of-view doesn't come in until 3 year old or thereabouts. You might as well say that you can't stand Autistic people...

From 3 years up, if they cry, they deserve everything they get...