I'm bored
I start asking 3 questions them someone awnser them and make 3 more questions
1 - What is your favorite TV show nowdays
2 - How old are you?
3 - Where you live?
o/
1. Veronica Mars
2. 23
3. Sashiki, Okinawa, Japan
>>
1. Why do people reverse the 'h' and 'e' of the word "the"?
2. Are people who do that annoying?
3. Don't I have something better to be doing? EDIT: How long should these people be sent to jail? (http://news.com.com/Create+an+e-annoyance%2C+go+to+jail/2010-1028_3-6022491.html)
1. Either they can't spell, think it's cool, or are doing it because it's funny to make fun of people who do that by going along with it.
2. The former, yes... the latter, less so. Becoming more so as the joke grows old.
3. The former ones? They should sent to school @_@ Maybe school-jail.
Okay, here's mine.
1. Is a little salad, a pizza roll, an ice tea, a little yoghurt and sweet bread too much for lunch (when you haven't had breakfast)?
2. Do you talk more or less with a person the more time you spend with them/the more comfortable you get with them?
3. Can you please do the Monty Python joke? I missed my chance, I'm already on my third question. Damn.
1. Yes. (I don't even eat lunch! Or breakfast! Just snacks).
2. Yep.
3. hmmm .... ok!
1. What is your name?
2. What is your favourite color?
3. What is your quest?
BONUS: What is the average wingspeed velocity of a swallow?
Bonus question? That's not in teh rules!!
1. Aapeli Kutila
2. Dark green
3. Quest for Un-No0bness!1 (Probably the most difficult and buggy adventure ever! The puzzles just make no sense!)
BONUS: I won't even try...
1. What was the last time you opened AGS editor?
2. Are you wearing socks at the moment?
3. What did you do 1½ hours ago?
Quote from: Pablo on Tue 10/01/2006 06:18:07
1. What was the last time you opened AGS editor?
2. Are you wearing socks at the moment?
3. What did you do 1½ hours ago?
1. About 10:00am (AEST) on the 8th of January.
2. No.
3. I was at the squash courts watching sportyjay play.
Quote from: Eyebag on Tue 10/01/2006 04:39:31
BONUS: What is the average wingspeed velocity of a swallow?
BONUS: Is it an African or a European swallow? :=
WIN!
My questions:
1. What was the last sport you played?
2. When did you play it?
3. Do you play it regularly?
Quote from: mozza on Tue 10/01/2006 06:26:16
Quote from: Eyebag on Tue 10/01/2006 04:39:31
BONUS: What is the average wingspeed velocity of a swallow?
BONUS: Is it an African or a European swallow? :=
What? I don't know that! AAAaaaaauuuughgh!!
1) Parkour
2) When I find an enviornment worth the effert minus law enforcement
3) Ehh... not really, when I can...
Now for my questions!
1. WHAT is your name?
2. WHAT is your quest?
3. WHAT is your favourite colour?
1) Edmundo is my name, duh!
2) To work, perhaps... or maybe to get into the college I want.
3) I like blue a lot, but green has become a special color for me.
These are the questions that should have been asked in the first place:
1. Age?
2. Sex?
3. Location?
;D
1. 13
2. Male
3. Long Island
And now:
1. What does the term 'Porkasaurus Rex' mean to you?
2. What is the square root of a cactus?
3. Who am I?
1.) A Curlin (inside joke)
2.) Duh! A pinecone
3.) A lord.... of nippers... or... geese... or something
1. Why?
2. Why not?
3. What IS Helm?
1 - what?
2 - WHAT?
3 - "Helm is a very talented artist who loves goats in all thier errr positions" acording to roger
Questions
1 - Any anime that you like?
2 - Favourite ags game
3 - Do you buy games or just download them?
o/
Okay, I'll play.
1. Well, I DO rather like Cowboy Bebop.
2. Richard Longhurst and the Box That Ate Time
3. Mostly download... I really don't buy all that many games.
Next!
1. Where do babies come from?
2. If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, what colour is the tree?
3. Name five South American countries and your third grade teacher.
1. Me, in my infinite wisdom.
2. red from embarassment. The other trees watch that shit, you know?
3. Peru, Columbia, Venuzuela, Guyana, Bolivia, Argentina, Ecuador, Chile, Brazil.... Yakko Warner.
1. Who understands my anwer to question #3?
2. How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
3. And speaking of Chuck... Essay Question: Why does or why does not Chuck Norris suck? ps. You cannot use www.chucknorrisfacts.com
1. William Henry Gates III?
2. Depends if he's in the union or not.
3. He sucks because he has a small penis and a hairy back.
1. What's a good anagram of Chris Jones? ps you cannot use an online anagramer!
2. What's the population of spain?
3. Are we allowed to enter this thing twice?
1. No Cri Jessh
2. Billions of insects.
3. I don't think so.
New ones!
1. How many AGSers does it take to drain the blue cup to the dregs?
2. Why did you cancel your first game or--if you haven't--why does it suck?
3. Don't you agree that this blind Latvian professional photographer is a genius?
1. Have no idea (this is a correct answer in my books, ok?)
2. Haven't started yet, but to be honest I can't draw shit!
3. Who?
New questions:
1. Who is the most beloved AGSer?
2. What should Kinoko do? Change her name after the marriage or not?
3. Don't you think that these are the stupidest questions in this thread yet?
1. Chris. Well duh.
2. Let me offer her the compromise of changing half her name.
3. Yes, but let me try and top that.
New questions:
1. Why hasn't this question been asked yet?
2. Which musician's (or band's) CDs make the best frisbees?
3. How many turnips are required to build a staircase to the moon?
4. How come so many people can't count?
I'm not gonna enter, but I just wanted to say the answer to question 2 is Foster and Allen!
Don't you bitch-talk Foster and Allen! My nanna would roll in her grave!
... No, wait, she's not dead yet. Well, she'll cry, then. Cry one-eyed kittens named Cy (http://www.smh.com.au/news/unusual-tales/cyclops-kitten-no-hoax/2006/01/11/1136956230663.html).
o.0
Ummm. That was freaky....
It's too bad that kitten died. It would be the coolest thing to have that cat. I'd kill somebody in front of their own mother on live television to have a cyclopean kitten like that. I'd dress that little sucker up in a loincloth and give it a little kitty club with a nail sticking out of one side of it... And I'd put a sign in front of our house that said "WARNING: Argonauts not welcome. Cy will kick your ass..."
Yeah, I was really upset it died too. I wanted it to be a shining example of how one-eyed kittens can make it on their own.
Quote from: Radiant on Thu 12/01/2006 08:30:41
1. Why hasn't this question been asked yet?
2. Which musician's (or band's) CDs make the best frisbees?
3. How many turnips are required to build a staircase to the moon?
4. How come so many people can't count?
1. Because this is the first time I'm replying to this thread.
2. I prefer real frisbees, sorry.
3. 7 and a half.
4. I can't answer that, because this is the game of 3 questions.
1. If this is 7, what is this?
2. Are Egg McMuffins any good?
3. What would MacGyver do?
1. this
2. depends what you want to use them for
3. he'd use the stargate
1. How much is that doggy in the window?
2. Why do fools fall in love?
3. Will you still love me tomorrow?
1. "More than you can afford, little boy", said the mean shopkeeper.
2. It's a fool's game.
3. That depends on the sex.
1. Why are you here?
2. How does your mother look naked?
3. Do you have a drawing tablet?
NOTE: I was gonna post, but SSH beat me to it. I used a lot of brain effort to come up with a response to the third question, so I'll take the liberty to show my answer :):
3. He would combine a pine cone, a novelty dinner plate and some household fertilizer to make a killer frisbee that kills. MacGyver doesn't like guns when he's killing people.
Quote from: ildu on Thu 12/01/2006 13:13:46
1. Why are you here?
2. How does your mother look naked?
3. Do you have a drawing tablet?
1. To seek redemption.
2. Pretty much like herself with no cholthes on.
3. No but I'm about to get one ;D
1. Three prisoners are put in a line. they all can only see the one(s) in front of them. There are 5 hats, 2 white, 3 black and each prisoner is given one. They must guess the colour to get free. Suppose that the first one who sees the two in front of him guesses wrong, and then the second that only sees the first one in line guesses wrong too. So how does the first one in line always guess right and what is the colour of his hat?
2. What does NTP mean officially? As in commonly used within chemics?
3. How many feet does a butterfly have?
--- Okay, nevermind ¬_¬ ---
2. Normal Temprature and Pressure
3. Six
So here goes:
1. How many people live in Nauru?
2. When did Finland claim independence?
3. Have you reserved your crypt yet?
Quote from: Tuomas on Thu 12/01/2006 15:21:51
1. Three prisoners are put in a line. they all can only see the one(s) in front of them. There are 5 hats, 2 white, 3 black and each prisoner is given one. They must guess the colour to get free. Suppose that the first one who sees the two in front of him guesses wrong, and then the second that only sees the first one in line guesses wrong too. So how does the first one in line always guess right and what is the colour of his hat?
The actual solution: ;)
Spoiler
If the first person had seen 2 white hats, he'd guess his hat to be black, correctly. So, he must have seen either 2 black hats or one of each colour in front of him.
If the second person saw a white hat in front of him he would know that he has to have a black hat, and would guess correctly. Since he didn't, this means he saw a black hat, and so the last person, who doesnt see anyone's hat, knows that his hat it black and guesses correctly.
Quote1. How many people live in Nauru?
2. When did Finland claim independence?
3. Have you reserved your crypt yet?
1. Three. Four, if you count that guy.
2. When it did.
3. No.
(New ones)
1. How many frenchmen can't be wrong?
2. Do you use the old-fashioned Iceman, and if so, do you find him sufficent for keeping the house warm?
3. If God exists, who would his favourite Beatle be?
Quote from: LimpingFish on Thu 12/01/2006 22:01:35
1. How many frenchmen can't be wrong?
2. Do you use the old-fashioned Iceman, and if so, do you find him sufficent for keeping the house warm?
3. If God exists, who would his favourite Beatle be?
1. One.
2. I don't use the old-fashioned Iceman.
3. Ringo.
1. What's the deal with airplane food?
2. What's the best word of all time, in your personal humble opinion?
3. What's the "N" word? In "Evil Dead 3: Army of Darkness" of course.
1) Two for One
2)Hebdomadairement (ts the french word for "weekly)
3) nice
1) If you could, would you?
2)Cups or mugs?
3)why not play Amulet of Kings?
Maybe, if there was money involved.
Mug, duh. Bluemug for teh win!
Because Sam is working on it, which surely makes it too good for me! That and seeing the art will just want me to remake everything for my game ;)
1. Have you ever shaved your pubic hair?
2. Most scary moment of your life?
3. Most embarising..?
1. no, well...twice
2. cutting myself shaving my pubic hair
3. calling the doctor because I cut myself shaving my pubic hair
1. Are you down with O.P.P?
2. Who, What, Where, When, Why?
3. Who's the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be?
1. Not really...
2. Me, moved to London, London duh!, 19th September 2004, to study.
3. My father, his father, me!
1. How many real friends do you have?
2. Do you think that these friends would lend you a large sum of money (eg. above 10,000 $)
3. Why driving on the left side, instead of the right (which I was taught to do), is soooo much better?
Query: So we are allowed to enter more than once, then...
1. I once had a multitude. If distance counts, then I have no friends. If not... I have THREE real friends.
2. NO, and only because they don't have it, and if they did, doing so would leave them with nothing. I think...
Actually, the correct answer is probably, "no, because they're smart enough to know I wouldn't give THEM 10,000 dollars."
3. because it's also the rule for passing people in hallways. If we drove on the left side of the road, we'd run into more people when walking.
MINE:
1. What do you want to do before you die.
2. If you could become anything, what would it be.
3. Why do we all live a life just like everyone else? What makes people not want to be unique?
1. Finish my game.
2.married.
3.What makes you assume I do live my life like everyone else? I am unique! :P
MINE:
1. Did you play Mind's eye?
2. Are branston baked beans any good?
3. What will your epitaph say?
1. No
2. never tasted them, but they sound nice ;D
3. i dont know what an epitaph is
MINE:
1. why do schools teach me EMS?
2. why does McDonalds taste so good, yet make you feel soooo bad
3. why do you pay school fees if the government is trying to get every1 to go to school, shud be free ;D
???
1. Because school teachers are morons.
2. It doesn't taste good, and makes me feel SO bad.
3. To pay for stuff- You know, like teachers, computers... the building...
1. What does SAT stand for?
2. Have you ever mistaken a loaf of bread for a computer keyboard? And if so, what was the result of this?
3. What in the name of holy hell a rasin bran muffin?!
Quote from: Lord Nipper on Fri 13/01/2006 14:17:39
1.Ã, What does SAT stand for?
2.Ã, Have you ever mistaken a loaf of bread for a computer keyboard?Ã, And if so, what was the result of this?
3.Ã, What in the name of holy hell a rasin bran muffin?!
1. the test used to be called the Scholastic Aptitude Test, but like so much about the SAT, even the name was causing controversy: some felt that the SAT measured only an aptitude for taking aptitude tests. Plus, the test's sponsors found that some students viewed aptitude as a genetic quality, casting the SAT as a kind of annual experiment in eugenics. "That was a misconception," says Janice Gams, spokeswoman for the College Board, an association of 3,200 high schools and colleges that oversees the exam. Hence the test is now simply called SAT
2.I can honestly say, no! NO! NO! IT'S NOT TRUE! AGHH THE MEMORIES!
3. I think it's a bran muffin with rasins in it...
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1. What should my 1st question be?
2. Will it be any good?
3. And what will the answer be?
Your answers:
1. Question # 1.
2. No.
3. Answer to Question #1.
and my questions:
1. What comes before Question #2?
2. What is the opposite of Yes?
3. What would you figure out to advance to Question #2?
1. Question 1 and a half.
2. Maybe.
3. The meaning of life.
;)
Questions:
1. Have you heard the song "Iris" by the Goo Goo Dolls?
2. In your country, is the army mandatory?
3. What kind of sweets or sweet drinks do you have in your country, other than Coca Cola brands?
1. No
2. Yes
3. Pepsi Brands. Rainbow Brands. Freeway Brands... plus the mandatory Jolt and Dr.Pepper
1. Where did my questions go?
2. When do you start and end mandatory education in your country?
3. Howcome kids are scared of me?
*cough* questions *cough*
edit: ;)
That sounds cool. We have something called crystal (for fizzy drinks), spring (fruit drinks) and other stuff.
Quote from: Haddas on Sat 14/01/2006 22:40:02
1. Where did my questions go?
2. When do you start and end mandatory education in your country?
3. Howcome kids are scared of me?
1. I'm not sure, I'm just answering these voices in my head.
2. Sorry citizen, that information is above your security clearance.
3. Must be that pink hat you're wearing.
And, of course,
3. Why am I counting backwards?
2. What is the largest palindrome you can think of?
1. How many angels can dance on a pin?
Quote from: Radiant on Sat 14/01/2006 23:24:08
3. Why am I counting backwards?
2. What is the largest palindrome you can think of?
1. How many angels can dance on a pin?
3. Like Yoda you are speaking.
2. UFO tofu
1. 4 if they're skinny, 2 if they're fat.
Mine:
1. If you had a pet duck, what would you name it?
2. If you have sex with your clone, are you gay or masturbating?
3. If Superman has appendicitis, do they have to operate with a kryptonite scalpel?
Quote from: Radiant on Sat 14/01/2006 23:24:08
1. How many angels can dance on a pin?
Reading Good Omens?
Quote from: RocketGirl on Sat 14/01/2006 23:33:16
1. If you had a pet duck, what would you name it?
2. If you have sex with your clone, are you gay or masturbating?
3. If Superman has appendicitis, do they have to operate with a kryptonite scalpel?
1. Nipper of course
2. Gay....no... wait... masturb-... no gay.. no, wait, you'd be... ???
3. No...no they don't... they have to operate with a Diamond Scalpel, superman is impervious to your average steel scalpel.
Mine:
1. DOOM?
2. Goat Slingshot?
3. Bad sushi?
1. Naturally.
2. WHee!
3. No thanks.
1. Who?
2. What?
3. Where?
1. Me
2. Yo mama
3. In yo mamas bed
1.What is x if 4 is 33?
2.Onomatopoeticon?
3.Is your post interesting, helpful or funny?
1. x is 4 noobs.
2. Pan Pan!
3. Neither, nor, nor.
1. If you could rename the country you are living in, what would it be called?
2. If you could change YOUR name, what was it.
3. Is this a question?
cheers
nihilyst
1. Snoreway
2. Darth Victor
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3. No
1. If a martian told you that all martians lie, would he be lying or telling the truth?
3. What does god look like?
2. Got Milk?
Quote from: vict0r on Sun 15/01/2006 00:01:223. In yo mamas bed
You should have said, "In your bed."
I know, i know... But i didnt want to catch anything
1. Yes
2. :=
3. Yes. Yes I have.
Peter owns a dog. Peter earns 2300â,¬ per month. The dog weighs 20kg and consumes 10% of his income per month. The desnity of the dogfood is 200g/dm3.
1. At what speed will they meet? (Answer in kilometers per liter)
2. What is the dog called? (Answer in percent)
3. Where does Peters mother live? (Anwer in seconds)
Victor fooled you haddas! To unsatisfying results though sadly..
I never said which one i said yes to :=
Quote from: Haddas on Sun 15/01/2006 00:24:14
Peter owns a dog. Peter earns 2300€ per month. The dog weighs 20kg and consumes 10% of his income per month. The desnity of the dogfood is 200g/dm3.
1. At what speed will they meet? (Answer in kilometers per liter)
2. What is the dog called? (Answer in percent)
3. Where does Peters mother live? (Anwer in seconds)
1. Forty-two.
2. Prisoner two four six oh one.
3. Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes.
1. Which candidate for the upcoming Canadian federal election has prettier hair: Paul Martin or Stephen Harper?
2. Why is "make love, not war" a dichotomy? (i.e. why can't you be for/against BOTH love and war?)
3. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
1. I would believe Harper, but then again I don't vote in Canada, and certainly I wouldn't vote for the prettiest hair...
2. Cause, at least for me, when I have sex, afterwards I can do nothing... And the other way around every time I go to war ??? there is a strong possibility I won't make love anymore...
3. because Just like me, they long to be close to you...
1. What does esper stands for? (<-Esper, I forbit you to answer this row of questions)
2. How many regular AGSers have families of their own (children or no children)?
3. The best AGS game of 2005? (<-Trying to save SSH some trouble :=)
Quote from: Nikolas on Sun 15/01/2006 06:20:50
1. What does esper stands for? (<-Esper, I forbit you to answer this row of questions)
2. How many regular AGSers have families of their own (children or no children)?
3. The best AGS game of 2005? (<-Trying to save SSH some trouble :=)
1. Extraordinary Supernatural Phenomena Explored and Revealed
2. I don't know how many do, but I am part of a family.
3. Mind's Eye for sure.
1. Do you have any pets?
2. If you do, what colour is your favourite? or if you don't, what colour is your hair?
3. How would you feel if someone stabbed your favourite pet or favourite family member?
1. Yes... a chow, a fluffy yellow mutt, two kittens, three outdoor cats, and a peanut butter milkshake.
2. black and white.
3. I would feel nothing... It was the pet or family member that got stabbed.
1. What would be a cool superpower?
2. If you could take over the entire world, how would you do it?
3. What is your favorite onomatopoeia?
1: Leave burning footprints (UXmen is hilarious)
2: By forming a religious suicide cult. Much easier to manage if only you are the world.
3: Ka-ching!
1: Why did you feel you had to participate in this?
2: Favourite snack?
3: Have you ever shoplifted?
1. I felt it appropriate to fill my duty as full member.
2. Ham and cheese triangle sandwich.
3. Yup.
1. What other online communities do you belong to?
2. Are you working on a game, if so what's the game and what's the latest news on it?
3. Are jetpacks cool?
1 - I belong to kerkythea and some anime related communities
2 - Yes I am, it's a simple game about a guy who must save a girl, but I'm too lazy to do stuff
3 - Jetpacks are teh awesomeness
questions:
1 - A ags game that you dont like
2 - how much time do you spent with the computer (hours per day)
3 - whos the hottest agser girl
o/
Quote from: Exsecratus on Sun 15/01/2006 17:15:08
1 - A ags game that you dont like
2 - how much time do you spent with the computer (hours per day)
3 - whos the hottest agser girl
1 - Mind's Eye. I hate to say it, because it looked cool, but the tiny-ass font made it hard to read, and I hate games that don't let you start exploring the world you're in
right away, instead having to fight your way through single-room puzzles for a while first.
2 - Probably 8 to 10 hours. But then, only 2 to 4 of those are spent online. The rest is all working on animation and artwork.
3 - I d'know. I just know it ain't
me; the worst I can say about myself is that I'm plain or average...but I can't say much better.
Mine:
1 - If you're adopted, is marrying--or having sex with--an (adoptive) sibling still considered incest?
2 - Do you think the people who performed on Saturday Night Live had trouble getting dates since their Saturdays were always booked?
3 - I realize there are gummi worms and other gummi things, but bears were first...I mean, why? They could have chosen any animal, why bears?
1. Of course not
2. No
3. Better than Gummi.... neverming... you don't want to hear that... :=
Mine:
1. WHAT is your favorite song of all time?
2. WHAT band played said song?
3. WHAT was the singer's name?
EDIT: I saw that another peson had posted, but put too much time into my response to just let it evaporate. Akumayo's questions stand.
1. Depends on how hot you both are.
2. Luckily they were constantly on drugs in the 70's and 80's, so they had a close-knit community of jobless hopheads and cranked-up ad-execs saying "Yeah m-f, we're doin' it with towels."
3. Gummies began obviously enough in the 1930's with gummy hitlers. Then, when the war started, Hitler became less popular, and it was two Canadian scientists, Max McBean and Shiney Robertson who decided the treats needed a new form. They were deep in the British Columbian backwoods when they were suddenly attacked by bears. Not just one bear, or two, and not grizzlies, but normally gentle Brown Bears and Honey Bears by the hundreds, a vast army of bears, tearing apart the forest in rage.
One of the bears, an old grizled (but not Grizly) battle-worn Sow stood up on two-legs and was able to talk, in a gutteral, noisy growling english. It said "Die humans, for the bears will now rule the world!"
Justifiably terrified, the two men ran into the forest, carrying only their only supplies, a vat of burbling gummy liquid. Quickly ducking into a cave, they argued about the best way to dissuade the bear army. Realizing that the only thing that scared bears was other bears, they poured the liquid into a depression in the rocks that just happened to be roughly bear shaped. As the onslaught approached, they pulled the bears from the mold, hoping that the creatures were not all that bright, despite their newfound ability to speak.
One of the men lifted his bear and shouted "Angry bears! Forbear! These are the next step in your evolution! The ultimate bears of the FUTURE! Fear them! Fear the future bears!"
This slowed the bears, who were admittedly easily swayed. For bears.
The other man then did something that probably saved the human race. He bit into his bear. "We are so powerful, we eat these bears as all humans do, just for sport!"
The bear army began to retreat, and then as the men chowed down on their enormous gummy bears the bears began to run, and then scatter.
To this day, superstitious types still eat gummy bears, just in case.
EDIT: I saw that another peson had posted, but put too much time into my response to just let it evaporate. Akumayo's questions stand. I also repeat "bear" a lot.
Your answers are much better than mine :D