Teh Game of 3 questions

[Revan]

1.Ã,  What does SAT stand for?
2.Ã,  Have you ever mistaken a loaf of bread for a computer keyboard?Ã,  And if so, what was the result of this?
3.Ã,  What in the name of holy hell a rasin bran muffin?!

1. the test used to be called the Scholastic Aptitude Test, but like so much about the SAT, even the name was causing controversy: some felt that the SAT measured only an aptitude for taking aptitude tests. Plus, the test's sponsors found that some students viewed aptitude as a genetic quality, casting the SAT as a kind of annual experiment in eugenics. "That was a misconception," says Janice Gams, spokeswoman for the College Board, an association of 3,200 high schools and colleges that oversees the exam. Hence the test is now simply called SAT

2.I can honestly say, no! NO! NO! IT'S NOT TRUE! AGHH THE MEMORIES!

3. I think it's a bran muffin with rasins in it...


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1. What should my 1st question be?
2. Will it be any good?
3. And what will the answer be?

[JRock]

Your answers:

1. Question # 1.
2. No.
3. Answer to Question #1.

and my questions:

1. What comes before Question #2?
2. What is the opposite of Yes?
3. What would you figure out to advance to Question #2?

[Ginny]

1. Question 1 and a half.
2. Maybe.
3. The meaning of life.


Questions:

1. Have you heard the song "Iris" by the Goo Goo Dolls?
2. In your country, is the army mandatory?
3. What kind of sweets or sweet drinks do you have in your country, other than Coca Cola brands?

[Haddas]

1. No
2. Yes
3. Pepsi Brands. Rainbow Brands. Freeway Brands...  plus the mandatory Jolt and Dr.Pepper

1. Where did my questions go?
2. When do you start and end mandatory education in your country?
3. Howcome kids are scared of me?

[Ginny]

*cough* questions *cough*
edit:

That sounds cool. We have something called crystal (for fizzy drinks), spring (fruit drinks) and other stuff.

[Radiant]

1. Where did my questions go?
2. When do you start and end mandatory education in your country?
3. Howcome kids are scared of me?

1. I'm not sure, I'm just answering these voices in my head.
2. Sorry citizen, that information is above your security clearance.
3. Must be that pink hat you're wearing.

And, of course,
3. Why am I counting backwards?
2. What is the largest palindrome you can think of?
1. How many angels can dance on a pin?

[RocketGirl]

3. Why am I counting backwards?
2. What is the largest palindrome you can think of?
1. How many angels can dance on a pin?

3. Like Yoda you are speaking.
2. UFO tofu
1. 4 if they're skinny, 2 if they're fat.

Mine:
1. If you had a pet duck, what would you name it?
2. If you have sex with your clone, are you gay or masturbating?
3. If Superman has appendicitis, do they have to operate with a kryptonite scalpel?

[Pet Terry]

1. How many angels can dance on a pin?

Reading Good Omens?

[Akumayo]

1. If you had a pet duck, what would you name it?
2. If you have sex with your clone, are you gay or masturbating?
3. If Superman has appendicitis, do they have to operate with a kryptonite scalpel?

1.  Nipper of course
2.  Gay....no... wait... masturb-... no gay.. no, wait, you'd be...
3.  No...no they don't... they have to operate with a Diamond Scalpel, superman is impervious to your average steel scalpel.

Mine:
1.  DOOM?
2.  Goat Slingshot?
3.  Bad sushi?

[Ishmael]

1. Naturally.
2. WHee!
3. No thanks.

1. Who?
2. What?
3. Where?

[vict0r]

1. Me
2. Yo mama
3. In yo mamas bed

1.What is x if 4 is 33?
2.Onomatopoeticon?
3.Is your post interesting, helpful or funny?

[nihilyst]

1. x is 4 noobs.
2. Pan Pan!
3. Neither, nor, nor.

1. If you could rename the country you are living in, what would it be called?
2. If you could change YOUR name, what was it.
3. Is this a question?

cheers
nihilyst

[vict0r]

1. Snoreway

2. Darth Victor
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3. No


1. If a martian told you that all martians lie, would he be lying or telling the truth?

3. What does god look like?

2. Got Milk?

[ildu]

3. In yo mamas bed

You should have said, "In your bed."

[vict0r]

I know, i know... But i didnt want to catch anything

[Haddas]

1. Yes
2.
3. Yes. Yes I have.

Peter owns a dog. Peter earns 2300â,¬ per month. The dog weighs 20kg and consumes 10% of his income per month. The desnity of the dogfood is 200g/dm3.
1. At what speed will they meet? (Answer in kilometers per liter)
2. What is the dog called? (Answer in percent)
3. Where does Peters mother live? (Anwer in seconds)

[ManicMatt]

Victor fooled you haddas! To unsatisfying results though sadly..

[Haddas]

I never said which one i said yes to

[The Inquisitive Stranger]

Peter owns a dog. Peter earns 2300€ per month. The dog weighs 20kg and consumes 10% of his income per month. The desnity of the dogfood is 200g/dm3.
1. At what speed will they meet? (Answer in kilometers per liter)
2. What is the dog called? (Answer in percent)
3. Where does Peters mother live? (Anwer in seconds)

1. Forty-two.
2. Prisoner two four six oh one.
3. Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes.

1. Which candidate for the upcoming Canadian federal election has prettier hair: Paul Martin or Stephen Harper?
2. Why is "make love, not war" a dichotomy? (i.e. why can't you be for/against BOTH love and war?)
3. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

[Nikolas]

1. I would believe Harper, but then again I don't vote in Canada, and certainly I wouldn't vote for the prettiest hair...
2. Cause, at least for me, when I have sex, afterwards I can do nothing... And the other way around every time I go to war  there is a strong possibility I won't make love anymore...
3. because Just like me, they long to be close to you...

1. What does esper stands for? (<-Esper, I forbit you to answer this row of questions)
2. How many regular AGSers have families of their own (children or no children)?
3. The best AGS game of 2005? (<-Trying to save SSH some trouble )