Teh Game of 3 questions

[Kinoko]

Don't you bitch-talk Foster and Allen! My nanna would roll in her grave!

... No, wait, she's not dead yet. Well, she'll cry, then. Cry one-eyed kittens named Cy.

[esper]

o.0

Ummm. That was freaky....

It's too bad that kitten died. It would be the coolest thing to have that cat. I'd kill somebody in front of their own mother on live television to have a cyclopean kitten like that. I'd dress that little sucker up in a loincloth and give it a little kitty club with a nail sticking out of one side of it... And I'd put a sign in front of our house that said "WARNING: Argonauts not welcome. Cy will kick your ass..."

[Kinoko]

Yeah, I was really upset it died too. I wanted it to be a shining example of how one-eyed kittens can make it on their own.

[Pet Terry]

1. Why hasn't this question been asked yet?
2. Which musician's (or band's) CDs make the best frisbees?
3. How many turnips are required to build a staircase to the moon?
4. How come so many people can't count?

1. Because this is the first time I'm replying to this thread.
2. I prefer real frisbees, sorry.
3. 7 and a half.
4. I can't answer that, because this is the game of 3 questions.

1. If this is 7, what is this?
2. Are Egg McMuffins any good?
3. What would MacGyver do?

[SSH]

1. this
2. depends what you want to use them for
3. he'd use the stargate


1. How much is that doggy in the window?
2. Why do fools fall in love?
3. Will you still love me tomorrow?

[ildu]

1. "More than you can afford, little boy", said the mean shopkeeper.
2. It's a fool's game.
3. That depends on the sex.

1. Why are you here?
2. How does your mother look naked?
3. Do you have a drawing tablet?

NOTE: I was gonna post, but SSH beat me to it. I used a lot of brain effort to come up with a response to the third question, so I'll take the liberty to show my answer :

3. He would combine a pine cone, a novelty dinner plate and some household fertilizer to make a killer frisbee that kills. MacGyver doesn't like guns when he's killing people.

[Radiant]

1. If this is 7, what is this?

One! HAH!

[Tuomas]

1. Why are you here?
2. How does your mother look naked?
3. Do you have a drawing tablet?

1. To seek redemption.
2. Pretty much like herself with no cholthes on.
3. No but I'm about to get one

1. Three prisoners are put in a line. they all can only see the one(s) in front of them. There are 5 hats, 2 white, 3 black and each prisoner is given one. They must guess the colour to get free. Suppose that the first one who sees the two in front of him guesses wrong, and then the second that only sees the first one in line guesses wrong too. So how does the first one in line always guess right and what is the colour of his hat?
2. What does NTP mean officially? As in commonly used within chemics?
3. How many feet does a butterfly have?

[Ishmael]

--- Okay, nevermind ¬_¬ ---
2. Normal Temprature and Pressure
3. Six

So here goes:

1. How many people live in Nauru?
2. When did Finland claim independence?
3. Have you reserved your crypt yet?

[Ginny]

1. Three prisoners are put in a line. they all can only see the one(s) in front of them. There are 5 hats, 2 white, 3 black and each prisoner is given one. They must guess the colour to get free. Suppose that the first one who sees the two in front of him guesses wrong, and then the second that only sees the first one in line guesses wrong too. So how does the first one in line always guess right and what is the colour of his hat?

The actual solution:

Spoiler

If the first person had seen 2 white hats, he'd guess his hat to be black, correctly. So, he must have seen either 2 black hats or one of each colour in front of him.
If the second person saw a white hat in front of him he would know that he has to have a black hat, and would guess correctly. Since he didn't, this means he saw a black hat, and so the last person, who doesnt see anyone's hat, knows that his hat it black and guesses correctly.

[close]

[LimpingFish]

1. How many people live in Nauru?
2. When did Finland claim independence?
3. Have you reserved your crypt yet?

1. Three. Four, if you count that guy.
2. When it did.
3. No.

(New ones)

1. How many frenchmen can't be wrong?
2. Do you use the old-fashioned Iceman, and if so, do you find him sufficent for keeping  the house warm?
3. If God exists, who would his favourite Beatle be?

[HillBilly]

1. How many frenchmen can't be wrong?
2. Do you use the old-fashioned Iceman, and if so, do you find him sufficent for keeping  the house warm?
3. If God exists, who would his favourite Beatle be?

1. One.
2. I don't use the old-fashioned Iceman.
3. Ringo.

1. What's the deal with airplane food?
2. What's the best word of all time, in your personal humble opinion?
3. What's the "N" word? In "Evil Dead 3: Army of Darkness" of course.

[Sam.]

1) Two for One
2)Hebdomadairement (ts the french word for "weekly)
3) nice

1) If you could, would you?
2)Cups or mugs?
3)why not play Amulet of Kings?

[Chicky]

Maybe, if there was money involved.

Mug, duh. Bluemug for teh win!

Because Sam is working on it, which surely makes it too good for me! That and seeing the art will just want me to remake everything for my game

1. Have you ever shaved your pubic hair?
2. Most scary moment of your life?
3. Most embarising..?

[bigrd32]

1. no, well...twice
2. cutting myself shaving my pubic hair
3. calling the doctor because I cut myself shaving my pubic hair

1.  Are you down with O.P.P?
2.  Who, What, Where, When, Why?
3.  Who's the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be?

[Nikolas]

1. Not really...
2. Me, moved to London, London duh!, 19th September 2004, to study.
3. My father, his father, me!


1. How many real friends do you have?
2. Do you think that these friends would lend you a large sum of money (eg. above 10,000 $)
3. Why driving on the left side, instead of the right (which I was taught to do), is soooo much better?

Query: So we are allowed to enter more than once, then...

[esper]

1. I once had a multitude. If distance counts, then I have no friends. If not... I have THREE real friends.
2. NO, and only because they don't have it, and if they did, doing so would leave them with nothing. I think...

Actually, the correct answer is probably, "no, because they're smart enough to know I wouldn't give THEM 10,000 dollars."

3. because it's also the rule for passing people in hallways. If we drove on the left side of the road, we'd run into more people when walking.

MINE:

1. What do you want to do before you die.
2. If you could become anything, what would it be.
3. Why do we all live a life just like everyone else? What makes people not want to be unique?

[ManicMatt]

1. Finish my game.
2.married.
3.What makes you assume I do live my life like everyone else? I am unique! 

MINE:

1. Did you play Mind's eye?
2. Are branston baked beans any good?
3. What will your epitaph say?

[white dragon]

1. No
2. never tasted them, but they sound nice 
3. i dont know what an epitaph is

MINE:

1. why do schools teach me EMS?
2. why does McDonalds taste so good, yet make you feel soooo bad
3. why do you pay school fees if the government is trying to get every1 to go to school, shud be free 

[IM NOT TEH SPAM]

1.  Because school teachers are morons.
2.  It doesn't taste good, and makes me feel SO bad.
3.  To pay for stuff-  You know, like teachers, computers... the building...

1.  What does SAT stand for?
2.  Have you ever mistaken a loaf of bread for a computer keyboard?  And if so, what was the result of this?
3.  What in the name of holy hell a rasin bran muffin?!