The Goddam Moustache Challenge!!!!

[GarageGothic]

Girlfriend came back a few days ago, so I had to get rid of the 'stache. But not without documenting the process:



1) Was going for the Village People handlebar moustache but ended up looking like Morgan Spurlock.
2) I don't know, Mexican bandit or something?
3) Burt Reynolds style!
4) Horrible Vincent Price impression, but that pencil moustache was classy as hell. I'm gonna miss it.

[Goldmund]

Girlfriend came back a few days ago, so I had to get rid of the 'stache. But not without documenting the process:

Goddamit!
Women like totally don't castrate their men.







Everyone, thank you for those damn fine staches!!
Soon I'm goin to make a voting gallery!!!!

[GarageGothic]

LOL, Goldmund. This whole thread would make for an awesome Photoshop Phriday.

[Stupot]

1) Was going for the Village People handlebar moustache but ended up looking like Morgan Spurlock.

Haha... I knew I recognised you from somewhere...

I probably wont get a chance to post a 'stache here for the time being... Just started uni, so I want to impress the ladies, not freak them out.

[Paper Carnival]

I shaved my beard & mustache yesterday because they grew way too manly for me to handle. Everyone knows that the size of one's mustache plus 1 is directly proportionate to the diameter of his testicles, and I missed sitting comfortably.

Maybe I'll post before / after pictures when I feel like it.

[Snake]

OWIE!!1

This is as good as it's going to get, fellas.  I can't grow any more than that. I'm a discrace to manhood.


--Snake

[Andail]

During periods of leisure I sometimes grow various forms of facial hairstyles, but since I try to appear respectable in front of my students and co-workers, there is little room for experimenting.
That being said, I can't seem to push my hairs further than 1/4 inch from the skin anyway.

[Paper Carnival]

This might be of some interest to you guys: http://www.dyers.org/blog/beards/beard-types/

[abstauber]

My beard makes other people look ashamed 

[Andail]

My beard makes other people look ashamed 

Could also be your posture, but what do I know

[abstauber]

You never know, what happens _behind_ the camera 


Btw. I've first read "Could also be your prostitue, ..." thinking wow, that's really rough beard talk  8)

[jetxl]

I found this old webcam photo of me on an old backup cd. As you can see I was always a beard man.

[Ishmael]

I had misplaced my shaving equipment for a quite a while, and thus I didn't have any reason to go find them and use them, it got to this:

[Shane 'ProgZmax' Stevens]

Testing out a really bad webcam before I shaved my Pirate stache off (when you can grow one in 5 days, what's the big deal?) yields bad results, but at least you can see the pirate hat, right?



RIGHT?


Edit:  Arrr, Jim lad!

[Dualnames]

Pirate Stache..

[Privateer Puddin']

[Domino]

Mitch Hedberg is still alive.  I thought you were dead.

[Eggie]

UPDATE!


Unfortunately, that's generally about as thick as it gets.

[Phemar]

December is coming up, and we all know what means...

Yes, kids, it's time for MaBeGroMo! (Macho Beard Growing Month).

I intend to grow a massive beard.

[Ghost]

I intend to grow a massive beard.