The "I wish" OBLOM forum game.

Oliwerko · Tue 22/04/2008 16:18:22

To blow yourself up.

I wish I could manipulate people.

Paper Carnival · Tue 22/04/2008 16:28:44

But you'll spend the rest of your life alone locked up in a room

I wish I could freeze time

TwinMoon · Tue 22/04/2008 16:49:25

...only to find out there wasn't time to unfreeze time

I wish there was a cool beer standing in front of me ...

Jon · Tue 22/04/2008 16:54:04

but i'm still in rehab

I wish I had a wish

Andail · Tue 22/04/2008 16:56:33

that just for once wouldn't have to do with being spanked with a salmon

I wish this thread could be just a bit sillier so I could lock it

Paper Carnival · Tue 22/04/2008 17:09:57

but then the forums self-destruct.

I wish I knew everything

OneDollar · Tue 22/04/2008 17:11:59

...only to realise there are no real answers

I wish I could turn invisible

Jon · Tue 22/04/2008 17:30:42

only to be unable to see my beautiful self in the mirror!

I wish I could talk to the animals...

Buckethead · Tue 22/04/2008 17:34:27

You can like everyone else... they just don't understand.

I wish my pc wouldn't crash so often.

Paper Carnival · Tue 22/04/2008 17:59:19

it doesn't, because it doesn't even turn on.

I wish I had more important things to do right now

Jon · Tue 22/04/2008 19:05:05

so I could ignore them and keep posting in this thread

I wish I was from Uranus..

Paper Carnival · Tue 22/04/2008 19:07:13

you are, but you misspelled it

I wish I was in heaven

Lionmonkey · Tue 22/04/2008 19:10:03

Too bad, you're afraid of heights.
I wish, I didn't post this.

Buckethead · Tue 22/04/2008 19:12:05

but you did.

I wish I would have a good wish to wish here.

space boy · Tue 22/04/2008 19:19:27

Andail, I shall grant you one wish.

BLEUGEGGEHHEHH!! Now everybody!

Oliwerko · Tue 22/04/2008 20:27:04

Quote from: Buckethead on Tue 22/04/2008 19:12:05
I wish I would have a good wish to wish here.

You have just had one.

I wish I could be helluva attractive.

Emerald · Tue 22/04/2008 20:40:20

to jellyfish.

I wish something will happen to which there is absolutely no downside whatsoever. Hah.

miguel · Tue 22/04/2008 22:46:36

Then you've won...absolutely nothing!

I wish I would not post after emerald every time I do

LGM · Tue 22/04/2008 23:26:26

....but remain behind him in everything else.

I wish for a cheeseburger.

LUniqueDan · Tue 22/04/2008 23:34:57

... but Catie didn't want you to

... I wish I can speak german ...