The "I wish" OBLOM forum game.

[Stupot]

# but I said 'Nine Nine Nine!' #

I wish I was a punk rock girl with flowers in my hair (ftr, I f*cking hate this song).

[brokenbutterfly]

but your avatar shows you're bald, and will remain so forever.

I wish I could breathe underwater

[Oliwerko]

And live on Sahara all your life.

I wish my body temperature could be adjustable by myself.

[Emerald]

Only to have the genie laugh himself to death due to that being the lamest wish he's ever heard in his millions of years of wish-granting.


I wish I had a lamborghini...

[sergiocornaga]

...shaped like a small cube.

I wish, I wish, I hadn't killed that fish

[Lionmonkey]

Thankfully, the fish had a time machine and upon learning, that you're going to kill it, the fish travelled into far past, when your mom was pregnant, magically teleported into her womb and ate you, which leads to you never being born, never killing the fish, and never posting this stupid wish. Or does it?

I wish, I stopped using the deus ex machina.

[Jon]

But I can't!

I wish I was a mod..

[Charity]

On a dead forum.

I wish for world peace!

[Gilbert]

...which would happen when everybodies die!

I wish, er..., my bank account balance won't decrease coninuously without reasons.

[miguel]

Then I would stop earning that extra cash every month

I wish Gilbot's account had more money

[Emerald]

Four million years after his death.


I wish God was my subordinate...

[Oliwerko]

And quiting his job after one hour of total destruction caused by your twisted mind.

I wish I was immune to all weather changes with no need to dress more/less, so I could wear shirts all year.

[Haddas]

...But you're allergic to all kinds of fabric.

I wish I could quit you...

[LGM]

...but you can't keep me out of your mouth.

I wish I were an oscar meyer wiener.

[sergiocornaga]

Because currently, nobody is in love with you.

I wish I had a sidekick.

[The Awesome]

Who resents you and can't wait to betray you

I wish I got the respect I deserve

[ThreeOhFour]

Which is less than you already get.

I wish I hadn't just contributed to a rather pointless thread 

[LGM]

...but you did, therefore you lose.

I wish my neck would stop hurting.

[miguel]

Cut a finger, an old pain is always ignored

I wish this was my first 'wish' post and not the last

[Oliwerko]

You can still edit the previous ones to something completely irrelevant.

I wish I could torture our teachers from time to time - with no consequences.