The "I wish" OBLOM forum game.

Buckethead · Mon 21/04/2008 14:41:49

... and then go to the store and pick a lock for your door.

I wish I had a time machine!

space boy · Mon 21/04/2008 14:53:03

... that doesn't work.

I wish I had a time machine that does work.

radiowaves · Mon 21/04/2008 15:20:25

You can't have it because I will have it.

I wish I could be happy.

Lionmonkey · Mon 21/04/2008 15:56:32

In a big white happy madhouse.
I wish I could finish my game faster.

Oliwerko · Mon 21/04/2008 16:04:24

And lose the files.

I wish I could be admired.

miguel · Mon 21/04/2008 16:24:59

Only to find out you're a joke!

I wish I wasn't a joke

Emerald · Mon 21/04/2008 16:31:18

Only to be ignored entirely.

I wish I knew what an 'OBLOM' was...

Lionmonkey · Mon 21/04/2008 16:44:27

Only in order to commit a suicide after realising the horrible truth.
I wish, I had a real life.

Nikolas · Mon 21/04/2008 16:54:32

... that sucked very very much.
I wish I was rich.

Jon · Mon 21/04/2008 16:57:24

Because rich is much smarter than me
I wish I had good health

Emerald · Mon 21/04/2008 21:26:41

so that it would be even more ironic when you get hit by falling debris from a space station...

I wish the next person to post in this thread will stop and think about all the more productive things they could've done with their time...

miguel · Mon 21/04/2008 21:38:02

Like reading your posts?

I wish my desire for lust would fade away

Klyptomaniac · Tue 22/04/2008 02:16:19

... when your gonads are gone.
I wish I had gonads.

brokenbutterfly · Tue 22/04/2008 02:38:18

you have, but they are so small you never noticed them.

I wish I had a good video game to play right now

Domino · Tue 22/04/2008 02:45:11

You only have an Atari 2600 to play..

I wish i had arms and legs!!

Ryan Timothy B · Tue 22/04/2008 03:00:23

...so I can chop them off, cook 'em up, and serve them with my famous stir fry.

I wish I had a big bowl of stir fry right now (Mmmmm)...

brokenbutterfly · Tue 22/04/2008 03:08:51

and you end up choking on Domino's body parts

I wish I could go to the movies tomorrow

Oliwerko · Tue 22/04/2008 09:55:13

and have bad dreams from them.

I wish I could learn easy and fast.

Gilbert · Tue 22/04/2008 11:06:23

...as your life is going to end in a week.

I wish to win First Prize for the lottery.

Lionmonkey · Tue 22/04/2008 13:54:21

Called "Who wants to be raped by a filthy od man?"
I wish, I had a nuke.