the "MOCK THE DRUNK" thread

Chicky · Sat 27/03/2004 23:19:24

its not very fair, i got kicked form tomds party for camping, i mean being drunk and it sux0rz. i only had like 7 pints and obviously i wasnt drunk, but heb saud i was drunk
whats wroong with drunk anywi mean why makme alcoholic drinks , if drunk is wringggggggggggggggg

its obvious im ont fdrunkjz0rz

i love oyu

-OSC

MrColossal · Sat 27/03/2004 23:33:13

right... don't post on the forums when drunk

Privateer Puddin' · Sat 27/03/2004 23:36:11

Damn lightweights.. 7? blah! come to my rugby club one day

Domino · Sat 27/03/2004 23:36:41

I've done my best posting on this forum when drunk, and even then, i was still able to type correctly.

I don't think OSC is even drunk.

LordHart · Sat 27/03/2004 23:36:58

Are you drunk? :

Domino · Sat 27/03/2004 23:37:49

not yet. he he he

Mr_Frisby · Sat 27/03/2004 23:37:51

Wow . . that's pretty drunk - and incomprehendable coz it's about 9:30 am where I am.

Dont barf too much OSC.

I edit this reply to say - next time I start a topic I will do it when shmikkled - this has the quickest responce rate to any topic i've seen in eons!!

Evil · Sat 27/03/2004 23:41:42

Almost as funny as drunk m0ds.

Darth Mandarb · Sat 27/03/2004 23:59:01

Alcohol is the devil's liquid ...

~ d

* dm downs another Rolling Rock

m0ds · Sun 28/03/2004 00:19:40

I was drunk earlier, but I've sobered up now. I got hot legs too. ^_^

c.leksutin · Sun 28/03/2004 00:22:51

drunk= bad
psilocybin = education
alcoholism = wimp

C.

ps. if you know what psilocybin is, and you think I'm wrong or I'm some sort of fuck-up, well then prove it

p.s.s if you think I dont know about alcoholism , Hmm, it must be nice to be young

Domino · Sun 28/03/2004 00:25:42

c.leksutin, is your Avatar Agent 47 from Hitman?

that guy is so freakin cool.

c.leksutin · Sun 28/03/2004 00:33:01

yes.

Gravity · Sun 28/03/2004 00:52:53

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Czar · Sun 28/03/2004 02:13:03

damn, i just came from "out" and i'm still a lil dizzy, but i'm chillin now.
Just wanted to say I almost know what you mean...OSC..

Peter Thomas · Sun 28/03/2004 02:30:30

he can't REALLY be drunk, right? No one EVER spells that bad when they're drunk..... do they??

I dunno..... maybe you do when you've got a hangover the morning after, but I've certainly never spelled badly while drunk.

jetxl · Sun 28/03/2004 03:14:11

OSC is a minor. He WHISHED he was drunk.

Be a man at night AND in the morning.

BEER, IT MAKES ME THINK I'M A MAN!

Gregjazz · Sun 28/03/2004 03:34:28

He's definitely making it up. It seems like his spelling gets worse towards the end of the email. Almost like he realized that his post wasn't "drunk-like" enough.

Robert Eric · Sun 28/03/2004 04:00:11

I've never posted drunk or talked on IRC while drunk, but I've woken up in some weird places after long nights of drinking.

- I once woke up in the driver's seat of my car in a 7' ditch in some backwoods in Ossippee, NH. (Actually, Ossippee is pretty much all backwoods.)

- I once woke up in some meat locker in the summer with snow pants, a full winter jacket, and a ski mask. Some of my more sober friends remembered me saying something about being extremely hot, then leaving suddenly. I don't know how I got in there without anyone seeing me.

- On a plane coming from Miami. I woke up with a searing pain in my ass, which was, apparently, a fresh tattoo. I also found that all my money was gone, I had a new watch, a video camera, and a straw hat. I guess I had a fun time, but I never found out how I got there, or what I did there. That one will remain a mystery.

- I woke up in jail.

- I woke up with a new dog.

c.leksutin · Sun 28/03/2004 05:36:36

You woke-up in jail??!

rookie!

C.