The School Reports Day-Could I speak to her?

[Pet Terry]

I always happen to like the girls who already have a boyfriend. Then there's this one girl who was in the same class with me, she is always really nice and cute... I don't know if she has a boyfriend, and that's why I haven't asked her out yet...

[dasjoe]

petteri-, just do it. you got nothing to loose, since you don't really know her.

and gord, do like everybody says, go for it

[LordHart]

See Gord... everyone says to go for it. Just ask her out, and fate will intercede... or something.

[Nine Toes]

Don't listen to him!Ã,  The wonk-head doesn't know what he's saying!

Do like I told you.Ã,  Play hard to get, be flirty and COY!



I'm such a suave mofo. 8)

[dasjoe]

please, can anybody translate what sully said?
what's COY, and what's a suave mofo?

[Evil]

Yes.. Don't listen to Harry.. He's not any of those things. He's an incompetent, egotistical pothead kid person...
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Damn asshole gets all the ladies.

So, dont listen to me because I know what I am talking about?

[kl4Uz]

please, can anybody translate what sully said?
what's COY, and what's a suave mofo?

coy means shy

[Las Naranjas]

The great thing about the "hard to get approach" is that you can pretend in front of other guys that your lack of guts and inability to exhibit attraction for fear of getting hurt, is actuall a cunning plan.

Then whilst the girls go to the guys who are friendly, because of the fact they are every bit as nervous as guys, and are thankful for someone who takes the initiative, you can cry into your pillow.

[LordHart]

Yes, Coy means Shy and then Mofo means Motherfucker...

I like being subtle...

[Unilin]

No, a Koi is a type of fish.  A colourful, decorative fish most often found in East Asia.  Women love fish, you see.  More than almost anything.  What he was trying to tell you is that you should dress up like a fish, the more colourful and elaborate the costume the better.  You should then approach the girl and talk to her.  She should be so dazzled and facinated with your costume that you should have no problem bludgeing her over the head and dragging her back by the hair to your cave (house/appartment/lair/time share condo/whatever).  You see, women love a guy who takes charge almost as much as they do fish.  So if you tell them what's what and give them a taste of the back of your hand whenever they give you sass, they'll be yours forever.

[jetxl]

Ã,  Yes, you might have known that it is the school reports day in Turkey as I have told it a few times in the #AGS IRC chat room.Ã,  We would get our school reports today, and I wouldn't be able to see the girl, who I'm fond of, and in the side class, for 3 months. So I had been thinking of saying to her "Good Holidays!" before she goes...

"Good Holidays!" is the best line you could think of?
You could say how were your grades, are you happy that it's vacation, where are you  going this summer, I'm glad I don't have to listen to the teacher, are you going to work in the vacation, I got the best grades of the class, we don't have to studie anymore or just a simple hello how are you.
When you say Good Holidays, it's the end of the conversation.

[kl4Uz]

I got the best grades of the class

this advise sucks hard - girls like smart guys, but this looks like posing! At least over here it's totaly "uncool" to be very good at school... I think Americans have a different attitude towards studying (at least that's what I experienced over there).. but trying hard for school is totally out (well, every one actually does, but no one would ever admit it )

[m0ds]

Gord - either do it, or don't do it. Don't hesitate!

I wasted three years pining over some lass back in school, wondering whether I "should" or "shouldn't" do this and that, talk to her etc.

And the answer was, I should have just done it. That way I would have found out MUCH quicker that there was no chance with her, etc.

So no hesitating, go ahead and start talking to her! The worst she can say is, "No", or "Feck off!" - which may break your heart, but a couple of weeks later you'll probably find someone else to fancy!

What's amazing in this world is that;

You can be a bully - someone that fights & disrespects women - yet have a lot of friends and a girlfriend (who usually say, 'Even tho he beats me up, I love him')

Or you can be a relativley nice guy, and have nothing.

Anyway, hope you got it/get it sorted

[LordHart]

You can be a bully - someone that fights & disrespects women - yet have a lot of friends and a girlfriend (who usually say, 'Even tho he beats me up, I love him')

Yeah, I hate those fucking type of guys. And the chicks who get with them are just fucking retards if they take shit like that...

[Nine Toes]

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[jetxl]

I got the best grades of the class

this advise sucks hard - girls like smart guys, but this looks like posing! At least over here it's totaly "uncool" to be very good at school...

Telling how great you are is ALWAYS better then telling how much you suck. That Woody Allen thing looks funny on T.V. but in real life people think you're a negative, nagging and a depressed person. So they won't like you or just feel sorry for you.

edit: Another thing. Like I said in mIRC, get her to notice you. Make sure she knows your name before you ask her out.
Lets say the whole world is gay and some guy walk up to you saying "Hello, you don't know me, but I've been stalking you for a while now and I think we should date". Would you go out with this guy? I don't think so.

To get people's attention bring a skateboard in your class, make a joke that even the teacher finds funny or wear a Spungebob Squarepants T-shirt (they are chick magnets, I'm telling you).

[kl4Uz]

I got the best grades of the class

this advise sucks hard - girls like smart guys, but this looks like posing! At least over here it's totaly "uncool" to be very good at school...

Telling how great you are is ALWAYS better then telling how much you suck. That Woody Allen thing looks funny on T.V. but in real life people think you're a negative, nagging and a depressed person. So they won't like you or just feel sorry for you.

I never said, you should say how much you suck - but telling how superduper mega great you are, looks rather cocky, than smart.

[Las Naranjas]

Better solution.


Don't talk about yourself.

Talk about her. That's tuning 101. Show she's interesting.

Otherwise you help put up a barrier between you and her and whether you say your're good or bad, she's going to wonder whether you're interested in her or you.

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

Here is how it goes - she  may be interested in you and is waiting for you to talk to her.  If you wait too long, the chance will go go go! That's why I always tend to take the first step Just talk nicely to her and be yourself (cliche, but it teh work0rz!)

[SSH]

You can be a bully - someone that fights & DISRESPECTS women

Yeah, I hate those fucking type of guys. And the chicks who get with them are just fucking retards

So you hate yourself, as you just disrespected women...