What do you make of internet relationships?

[Nikolas]

Stop fooling around, those are pretty much the same country.

Off-topic but no they're not!

On-topic: I think that internet relationships can work, but there are also dangers. Since we are talking about sensible grown ups, I think that most dangers can be avoided. I mean that I would be nuts to just go to a place, with someone I don't know. don't say a word to anyone about where I am or when I'm going to be back and be ready to lock myself up... That's basically like saying to someone:"Please bend, give me your money, you deeds to your new house, your credit cards and smile", and expect him to do it!

[shbaz]

Stop fooling around, those are pretty much the same country.

Off-topic but no they're not!

Yes they are!

[SSH]

That's basically like saying to someone:"Please bend, give me your money, you deeds to your new house, your credit cards and smile", and expect him to do it!

Isn't that what marriage is all about?

[Disco]

Stop fooling around, those are pretty much the same country.

Off-topic but no they're not!

Yes they are!

Why do they use two different currencies then?

[Meowster]

Being from Ireland, and frequenting England, I can tell you that they are very different countries.

Ireland has far more chavs, for a start.

[shbaz]

But being that Ireland and England both have chavs, and I don't know what a chav is, doesn't that make them the same country?

[Haddas]

You need to change that avatar text shbaz.but don't you dare take my title!

[PyroMonkey]

Internet relations, as well as any relations, are a double-edged sword, although with internet relations the risks can more than double. Granted, sometimes it's worth the risk, but generally I try to avoid...*ahem*...intimate relations with "girls" online. You never know the status of their genitals until it's too late.

[Squinky]

But being that Ireland and England both have chavs, and I don't know what a chav is, doesn't that make them the same country?

Dude, I think Captain Mostly spent about ten emails trying to explain what chavs are. I still think they are similair to the white-kid gangster rapper wanna-be's over here, but apparently that description still didn't cut it....

[Las Naranjas]

Cross white trash with inner urban council estates [Which you don't have in the land of rent control] and some kind of mangled urban culture, and you're getting closer.

[shbaz]

Cross white trash with inner urban council estates [Which you don't have in the land of rent control] and some kind of mangled urban culture, and you're getting closer.

Speak American English!

[Las Naranjas]

Cross white trash with inner urban council estates y'all [Which you don't have in that dang land of rent control] and some kinda of mangled urban culture, and you're getting closer son.

[DGMacphee]

Yo, dawg! Cross them whitebread crackas with ma niggas on da westsiiiide [fo shizzle yo do to da nizzle have da hizzle where Da Man be ownin yo ass] and them crazy wiggas thinkin they got game but they iz really just lame, and then yo ain't be yankin my crank. Respect, aaiiiiight?

[Pumaman]

Since the google image search has disappointed me with its lack of proper chavs, you'll have to settle for this from urbandictionary:

Picture this a young lad about 12 years of age and 4 ½ feet high baseball cap at ninety degrees in a imitation addidas tracksuit, with trouser legs tucked into his socks (of course, is definitely the height of fashion). This lad is strutting around, fag in one hand jewellery al over the over, outside McDonalds acting as if he is 8 foot tall and built like a rugby player, when some poor unsuspecting adult (about 17/18) walks round the corner wanting to go to mcdonalds for his dinner glances at the young lad, the young lad jumps up in complete disgust and says “Whats your problem? Wanna make sommin of it? Bling Bling” when the adult starts to walk towards the young lad, the young lad pisses himself and runs off to either his pregnant 14-year-old girlfriend or his brother in the army crying his eyes out.

[Privateer Puddin']

http://chavscum.co.uk/4images/ plenty of images

[SSH]

Internet relations, as well as any relations, are a double-edged sword, although with internet relations the risks can more than double. Granted, sometimes it's worth the risk, but generally I try to avoid...*ahem*...intimate relations with "girls" online. You never know the status of their genitals until it's too late.

Yes, becauase in Real Life (TM) everyone displays their genitals openly... :

[edmundito]

There's only one answer to this problem:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chav

And there are pictures, too!

Sounds like the combination of a rice boy and a poser... if the two are somehow different.

[shbaz]

Haha, awesome! Douche bags in England wear clothing with a special pattern so that you can easily identify them!

[Pelican]

Yes, and you can spot them a mile away, with all that cheap bling!

[Squinky]

I think I was referred to that chav site before, but they still seem excactly the same as our white-trash rapper wannabes to me....