What's the thing with german girls then

Tuomas · Thu 10/08/2006 17:27:28

yeah, I know you all hate me. That's why I'll push it even further. So, most of the grown up looking girls here are 14 or 15. Finnish ones that age look like children, and here they go shooting with no parents. Even I'm almost in love with one of them even though she is only 15

So what do you Germans do with the girls to make them so. And I don't mean exaggerated make-up or so, but the forms of the body, it's mature. But unnatural... btw, imo die Deutsche sehen besser aus als die Spanische MÃ¤dchens.

Take this as a last excuse to make up a thread and start a conversation, as it's the last few days for me here, and I want to go home and read how you reply

SSH · Thu 10/08/2006 17:30:29

What's the thing with Finnish guys? It's unnatural!

Mr Flibble · Thu 10/08/2006 17:34:30

SSH, stop with your obsession over Tuomas's "unnatural" thing.

Your wife loves you very much.

MrColossal · Thu 10/08/2006 17:49:40

Just as long as they're not black, AMIRIGHTFOLKS?!

Helm · Thu 10/08/2006 18:13:18

Hate the fuckin' darkies

Alynn · Thu 10/08/2006 18:26:52

Quote from: Helm on Thu 10/08/2006 18:13:18
Hate the fuckin' darkies

The Drow?

Ishmael · Thu 10/08/2006 18:46:40

One of 'em stole my bike.

Huw Dawson · Thu 10/08/2006 19:12:04

Ummmm...

I have never been to Germany, but it's probably do to a DNA thing more than anything else. Either that or Germany's still experimenting with steroids to make their female athletes better.

Kidding.
- Huw

EDIT: It's a good thing they teach German in school. Otherwise I couldn't read a word of that.

buloght · Thu 10/08/2006 20:38:33

Quote from: MrColossal on Thu 10/08/2006 17:49:40
Just as long as they're not black, AMIRIGHTFOLKS?!

Quote from: Helm
Hate the fuckin' darkies

Quote from: Ishmael on Thu 10/08/2006 18:46:40
One of 'em stole my bike.

I know you guys are just joking around

, but using racism as base isn't really funny. I'm white and if I say that in my country, i'd be keelhauled and sent to prison

. It's a sensitive issue around the world, jokes like that could be seen very badly.

MarkPhantom · Thu 10/08/2006 20:49:32

What IS it with German girls, huh?

No, really - what is with them? The guy in this thread won't explain what's wrong with them other than that they seem to express a disinterest in him.

ildu · Thu 10/08/2006 20:51:19

Of course German girls are strapping. Haven't you seen any Bond flicks with German villains?

modgeulator · Fri 11/08/2006 09:37:47

Edit after reading the link in the message below:

I see. So all these racist jokes were prompted by Tuomas's earlier messages then.

pslocum · Fri 11/08/2006 09:55:18

I think it's probably apropos of this thread, but I've been wrong before.

AGA · Fri 11/08/2006 15:48:18

Frequently.

thewalrus · Fri 11/08/2006 16:44:17

Which German girls are you talking about specificly on these forums???

Thewalrus

Goo, goo, ga, joob!!!

pslocum · Fri 11/08/2006 16:44:56

Jealousy is a sad thing, AGA.

BerserkerTails · Fri 11/08/2006 20:21:48

This thread has definitely reminded me of the South Park movie. You know the scene, where the kids find that German porn website.

"Ewww, it's a girl getting pooed on!"
"Is it Cartman's mom?"
"Ha ha, very funny guys."
"Dude, it IS Cartman's mom!"
"What's she doing now?"
"...EEEEUGH, sick!! Click it off!!"
"What the f**k is wrong with German people?"

Afflict · Fri 11/08/2006 22:29:12

Well my actual thought BerserkerTails... Was WTF is WRONG WITH

Helm
MrColossal
Ishmael

Ishmael · Fri 11/08/2006 23:21:29

THIS: http://niggastolegmansbike2.ytmnd.com/

MrColossal · Fri 11/08/2006 23:22:05

read the thread, afflict