What would your superpower be?

[SmootH]

With Omnipotence out? Well, Then I would want to have a power that was utterly impractical for thwarting evil but pretty cool just to have:

A stomach that could digest anything (even the hottest Lamb Vindaloos) without any ill effects on me.

Super human flexibility and joints that rotate more than 180 degrees

Cellular division on a macro scale (like I could devide into two copies of myself)

The power of accurately describing complex smells without use of comparison.

hobo powers

I would write my friends response but this appears to be a "rated G" forum. Needless to say it involves "the Force", surprized strangers, masturbation and public places.

The ability to touch my right elbow with my right hand.

My blood was actually delicious red licorice.

Always have exact change on me.

Last one,  Hands made out of custard.

[The Ivy]

Oh gad, SmootH...which friend?

Me, I'd like the ability to understand make plants grow really quickly.Ã,  Why?Ã,  Because fast plants are freakin' scary.Ã,  Come on, you all saw Jumanji.

And I just realized how ironic this sounds, coming from "The Ivy."Ã,  Well, anyway, keep your second-story windows locked, kids.

[InCreator]

...To modify feelings of random person(s). It would look like a computer program through my eyes: I would see "love", "care", "hate", etc indicators above everyone's head and modify them at will. Towards other people too.

O that would rock indeed... I would walk to a bank manager, ask for some cash and make him love me enough so he gives everything they've got. And later seduce court so they'll release me. And then walk over to some female movie star, make her totally hate her boyfriend... well. Enough of this.

[MrColossal]

And then walk over to some female movie star, make her totally hate her boyfriend

So when you change his feelings towards you to intense lust she won't feel so bad?

[magintz]

Always have exact change on me.

one can only wish for something so amazing

Either that or the power to turn anything into ice-cream that tasted like it's previous form... e.g I touch a curtain and i get fabric flavoured ice-cream ^_^

[SinSin]

I would probably have either the ability to

Make babies stop crying Full stop Not even a bibble or a sniff
or
The ability to get completly tottally Stoned out of my face by blinking

[Disco]

I was thinking today about how cool it would be to have thermal vision, but that's another thing I could really have if I don't spend for a month. That would give me more of a fighting chance against my predators than just my kick boxing and intimate knowledge of the alley system and underground tunnels alone. No matter how well they hide, their body heat would give them away . WHAM!

[MrColossal]

Unless a mud covered Schwarzenegger comes to get you...

[Shane 'ProgZmax' Stevens]

The ability to force anyone to lose control of any/all bodily functions at will.  Imagine superman trying to punch you when he's busily making a trouser chili.

[Scummbuddy]

I dunno, I'd bet superman would discover some up-until-now unknown super-ability and still whoop up on you. Actually, I believe [checks his back catalog]... Yes, it was in issue #364 he dealt with the evil BrownNote MusicianMan with his sidekick Flutey. Superman's tights had a skidmark, but after being almost beaten, once again, he came back the next day and shoved Flutey down BrownNote MusicianMan's throat.

Here's a little known fact, on the cover, Superman has a piece of toiletpaper stuck to his foot, while fighting BrownNote MusicianMan up in the air. Check it out!

[Mugs]

I once had a dream where my 2 brothers and I had different superpowers.

My older brother had the power to shoot superbeams from his hands.Ã,  He was able to destroy the world if he wanted to.Ã, 

My younger brother had the common elastic power.Ã,  He would use his stretching arms to fight supervillains from far far away.

As for me, I had the extreme, exciting, superpower to dislocate my arms and legs!Ã,  Hurray!!!!Ã, 

[Ali]

I don;t even have to think about this, because I actually do have a mutant superpower a la the X-Men: I cough whenever I eat salt.

That's got me out of some pickles I can tell you.

[Blackthorne]

The Power to Speak and Understand any and every language on the Planet.


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[lo_res_man]

The ability to survive ANY type enviroment, including space and the inside of a black hole, OH and immortality. Call me "The Observer"

[edmundito]

I have the power to zap people at will with static electricity. I guess if I had a super power, I would be able to control electrical currents and other current-related things.

Though I rather be invisible because I can go to... certain places. ¬¬

[Amber]

I've got a few ideas since I like to imagine I'm in some tale and sometimes I have magicall povers there.
My latest idea is a bit usseless, but may be fun: Be able to get in a book by purpose, be an extra character, which wasnt originally there, have skills, powers and looks I want and get back to my body from the book in almost the same moment I got in when the tale ends or I'm killed (or kill myself). And feel everything as if it was real. (Allmost the same as my imagining, but more real)
Some other powers I'd be interested in:
telekinesis, being able to turn into an animal, astral traveling, divination... depends on the sort of tale I'm imaging myself in, but never be much powerfuller than other characters, it gets boring.
Oh yes, a sense for location nearby living creatures (For example feel if there is somebody behind the door)