Why do we all post about girl problems here to a bunch of computer geeks...

Paper Carnival · Tue 20/06/2006 16:55:23

Don't trust girls, really. They're worse than guys, with the exception that they're even more hypocritical. They might not think about sex as much as guys do, but they act like they're saints and they're even more shallow than guys are... They just make it appear cute.

Plus, they keep complaining about always coming across jerks, but that's who they like. They don't like good guys, all the average girl wants is a cute guy who pretends he like her so that he can enter her Pants Realmâ,,¢

Tuomas · Tue 20/06/2006 18:25:09

You know, that's just the reason I love them all!!!

Becky · Tue 20/06/2006 19:01:28

Way to stereotype, Guybrush Peepwood!

lo_res_man · Tue 20/06/2006 20:12:30

Though yes, what Guybrush Peepwood says is a stereotype, he is merely explaining the male-female dynamic from his point of view. He is probably quite frustrated in his failed attempts to gain access to female companionship, and therefore is resorting to bitter stereotypes. Alas.

Phemar · Tue 20/06/2006 20:48:35

Yeah, I hate it when that happens

MrColossal · Tue 20/06/2006 20:48:48

Don't even get me started on black people!

Squinky · Tue 20/06/2006 21:08:59

You do know I am black, right Eric?

lo_res_man · Tue 20/06/2006 21:47:59

I am probably gonna get noobd for this, but is that really true?

Pumaman · Tue 20/06/2006 21:58:59

Why do you talk as if it's something you are surprised and/or bothered about?

Tuomas · Tue 20/06/2006 22:00:11

My guess is he is surprised or even bothered by it, that's why

Paper Carnival · Tue 20/06/2006 22:02:45

From this day forth, I shall stop joking in forums, as people often think I'm serious. Of course I acknowledge that only a small portion of the female population is like that. I just wish they stopped acting as though they are our bosses, but I guess it's our fault. We should have never let them come out of the kitchen -.-

Becky · Tue 20/06/2006 22:24:32

Hey Guybrush, I wasn't being serious either

MrColossal · Tue 20/06/2006 22:31:15

I was being serious, please, don't get me started on black people.

Paper Carnival · Tue 20/06/2006 22:45:35

I knew I'd get this sort of replies, I just wanted to set things straight because you are people I'll never meet personally and therefore your opinion values a lot to me.

lo_res_man · Tue 20/06/2006 23:06:20

Quote from: Pumaman on Tue 20/06/2006 21:58:59
Why do you talk as if it's something you are surprised and/or bothered about?

If you were talking to me, oh mighty pumaman, I was just wondering, I was surprised (if its true)to find out Squinky was black, I had come to associate his aviator with him, and was surprised to find out this piece of information, I am not DISTERBED by it, i was just surprised to hear it. Considering the opinions he posts, I would be even MORE surprised if heturned out to be a woman.

Paper Carnival · Tue 20/06/2006 23:08:03

why can't humans and black people just get along?

lo_res_man · Tue 20/06/2006 23:09:23

Quote from: Guybrush Peepwood on Tue 20/06/2006 23:08:03
why can't humans and black people just get along?

OOOOOOH!Ã,Â

THAT was just NASTY :o and NOT in a good way.

Las Naranjas · Tue 20/06/2006 23:11:48

Eric's motor is a tad sticky when it's cold, so we tend to start her up with something with a tad less mellanin. Swedish babies are great in winter, but when she's rumbling along you can haul in all the darkies you want, just don't start him on black people.

Akumayo · Wed 21/06/2006 03:42:01

I dont' think a topic has made me laugh this hard since... well... ever.Ã,Â If DG shows up, this'll be even betterÃ,Â

The Inquisitive Stranger · Wed 21/06/2006 05:24:11

Quote from: big brother on Sat 17/06/2006 07:16:09
You're thinking too hard (even posting this thread proves that). Women are more emotional than rational.

Does that mean I'm not a woman?