Why do we all post about girl problems here to a bunch of computer geeks...

[DGMacphee]

I dont' think a topic has made me lauch this hard since... well... ever.  If DG shows up, this'll be even better 

You raaaaaang?

I just want to say that I live to see the day when black people and white people can look past all their differences, move beyond all the stereotypes and understand they should be united as one.

Then we can form an army to get rid of Asians. Fuck them for eating our pets. My dog has been missing for three days and I'm blaming you, Gilbert!

[Akumayo]

 

[Helm]

You're thinking too hard (even posting this thread proves that). Women are more emotional than rational.

Does that mean I'm not a woman?

Yes.

[SSH]

Does that mean I'm not a woman?

Yes.

If helm hasn't hit you, you're not a REAL woman, anyway

[Paper Carnival]

Helm hit on my grandfather's goat, does that make it a woman?

[Akumayo]

Don't ask common-sense questions please.

(Of course it does!)

[Layabout]

What? Talk about off topic. Anyway, all is well on my part. The German is being nice to me, but not so nice to the girl. He is just a dirty old man, and I certainly don't want to eat his bratwurst!!!!

[sovka]

Oh those Germans!

If you were talking to me, oh mighty pumaman, I was just wondering, I was surprised (if its true)to find out Squinky was black, I had come to associate his aviator with him, and was surprised to find out this piece of information, I am not DISTERBED by it, i was just surprised to hear it.

Finally a reason to get an avatar.

[Tuomas]

What? Talk about off topic. Anyway, all is well on my part. The German is being nice to me, but not so nice to the girl. He is just a dirty old man, and I certainly don't want to eat his bratwurst!!!!

Yeah, you know, a pretty normal reply from a man who has a girl. I suggest you tell her that too, just to make sure.
And yes, dirty men are never nice to girls, odd thing. I guess he's just jealous. I'd be if I was a German chef with a bratwurst.