Why do we all post about girl problems here to a bunch of computer geeks...

big brother · Sat 17/06/2006 07:16:09

You're thinking too hard (even posting this thread proves that). Women are more emotional than rational.

You don't have too much to lose. If it's just sex, you win. If it turns out to be a relationship, guess what? It sounds like you want that, so you win again! Awesome!

Gregjazz · Sat 17/06/2006 08:54:52

http://www.gregjazz.com/upload/chain.mp3

Layabout · Sat 17/06/2006 10:17:18

We did have a chat, we expressed our feelings, and we both want a relationship with each other. I was stupid to be worried.

But the German is a worry. He knocked on her door, she said, wait a minute, and he just barged in. He came in, said something and barged out and slammed the door. Now he is an angry german chef. Nothing worse than an angry German Chef with a big fuck-off knife.

I guess he will just have to get used to the idea. Like it or leave us alone. Words will be said this morning...

Nikolas · Sat 17/06/2006 10:33:40

Maybe, since things seem to be working out wit hthe girl, you could go and speak to the german? With a police escort or something? I mean in the end he has absolutely no right if she wants you or whatever else. So? Tell him that and promise him the police next time he bothers you. :-/ (just a thought...)

Helm · Sat 17/06/2006 10:41:50

Hurray for you, Layabout. Don't tell her your online nick is Layabout. Break the chef's legs.

Las Naranjas · Sat 17/06/2006 12:05:36

If you want to really ingratiate yourself to a german, make allusions to historical militarism at all possible opportunities.

Buy The Sun for examples on how to do it tactfully. It's the bible for teutonic diplomacy.

Layabout · Sat 17/06/2006 14:03:40

I don't mention the war to him.

He seems sort of ok now... I think it was just a bit unexpected.

And I won't tell her my online nick is layabout...

MrColossal · Sat 17/06/2006 16:45:50

Tell her it's Doctor Cockenstein!

"Nothing worse than an angry German Chef with a big fuck-off knife"

Also, being Australian I'm sure you can tell him a little something about what a knife is...

Shane 'ProgZmax' Stevens · Sat 17/06/2006 17:49:15

Don't let him take the Ginsu's to your wang or it's game over!

AGA · Sun 18/06/2006 01:49:55

Quote from: MrColossal on Sat 17/06/2006 16:45:50
Tell her it's Doctor Cockenstein!

"Nothing worse than an angry German Chef with a big fuck-off knife"

Also, being Australian I'm sure you can tell him a little something about what a knife is...

TheCheese33 · Sun 18/06/2006 02:13:09

Because internet geeks have no girlfriends, and thus worship you for being slick enough to acquire one.

Phemar · Sun 18/06/2006 11:08:43

Quote from: DGMacphee on Sat 17/06/2006 05:29:56
It's cause Dr Cox is a better doctor than House, Newbie.

Oh my God, you take that back!

How DARE you have a different opinion to mine!

DGMacphee · Sun 18/06/2006 13:54:41

How about I just write a 12-page essay on the many, many reasons why Dr Cox is a better doctor than House and staple it to your forehead so you'll always have a copy to read every single second of the day?

Pumaman · Sun 18/06/2006 22:33:03

Reasons why you're wrong, DG:

1. A house can shelter you from the elements, Dr Cox can't
2. A house provides security in the night, Dr Cox doesn't
3. A house accepts you for who you are and lets you get on with your life, Dr Cox doesn't.
4. A house is stable and can be relied upon, Dr Cox can't.

Shane 'ProgZmax' Stevens · Mon 19/06/2006 02:32:39

Houses is stables where you come from, CJ? I'm glad I didn't move to Christopia after all.

And isn't 2 something that can only be answered by DG, since he clearly has a personal relationship with Dr. Cox?

DGMacphee · Mon 19/06/2006 10:36:55

my fist is going to have a personal relationship with your face you son of a bitch

Andail · Mon 19/06/2006 10:59:27

Let's all get drunk and fight instead of discussing women all the time!!1

Squinky · Mon 19/06/2006 20:19:32

Oh no, I've fallen for that one before...

Andail · Mon 19/06/2006 21:01:33

Seriously though; there isn't much of a problem, Layabout. This is what 9/10 of all affairs are like, full of doubt, full of third-parts, full of indecisive attitudes and skeletons in the closets. Besides, it sounds pretty darn promising after what you've said so far, with a german middle-aged chef as only competitor.

DGMacphee · Tue 20/06/2006 00:47:49

Yeah, I didn't even think of the German as that much of a competitor anyway.

In fact, I reckon if Laybout goes about making friends with him (but without sucking up to him), things might move along swimmingly.

In other words, don't see him as a competitor, but an opportunity to get to know one of you girlfriend's friends (thus bringing you closer to your woman). And allow him the chance get comfortable with you around.

Ask him if he's got a good recipe for Bratwurst or something.

Then the three of you can sit down to a nice meal of Bratwurst together and chat about old times.

Bratwurst heals the world.