Yesterday???

00jon00 · Sun 28/03/2004 07:26:08

Man, my head kills, I don't remember what I did yesterday, I can't find my pants, and my girlfriend is being very weird??? I need help.

Esseb · Sun 28/03/2004 07:57:17

Sounds like an adventure game plot.

Meowster · Sun 28/03/2004 09:43:11

Jon.

I am pregnant.

The child, it is yours.

Ishmael · Sun 28/03/2004 09:46:03

Indeed, Esseb...

Just one thing... I don't remember yesterday either... but I could find my pants, and all my other belongins too... only my work motivation is gone...

But seriously, you could ask your friends if they know what you did yesterday..?

Darth Mandarb · Sun 28/03/2004 10:30:18

Dude, where's your car?

Mr_Frisby · Sun 28/03/2004 10:52:10

I am also pregnant - but don't worry - it was an immaculent conception (damn I wish I could spell).

By the way - Darth, I have his car - but . . he won't want it back after I immaculetly concieved in the back seat.

Chicky · Sun 28/03/2004 11:05:14

mann jon, last night was so wicked ... i mean all i can remember was the sex, and that was great.

cant wait to see you again

-OSC

Ishmael · Sun 28/03/2004 11:20:27

I just found something that doesn't belong to me... it's a pair of jeans, was under my bed... someone ought to want to come collect 'em..

Mr Jake · Sun 28/03/2004 18:48:32

omg Jon, you man whore

Evil · Sun 28/03/2004 19:07:26

Theres only one way to solve this... I'm calling nbc. Pack some underwear and a sombrero. You can practice your gay voice on the plane. We gotta be in Pittsburg in 2 hours.

Haddas · Sun 28/03/2004 19:41:32

I'll meet you there. The secret portfolio will be given in the mensroom at 22:13:80:53 exactly. Make sure jon doesn't get his hands on it, capiche? There are some very bad pictures in here.

Evil · Sun 28/03/2004 19:52:27

I understand, but when do we meet the guys from Queer Eye?

Haddas · Sun 28/03/2004 20:02:50

WE don't. Jon has been sold to the show cast as a "stress-toy". Do you get me? He was selected among a few applicants. Jon "fit" right in. He seemed a bit away at the moment... But a valid contract is a valid contract. And can you believe it, He didn't even ask for any money!

Ishmael · Sun 28/03/2004 20:27:25

There was a wallet in the pocket of these jeans... it fell out when I was putting them aside. It seems to belong to Jon, too. Haddas, round over here and pick it up before you leave on the plane, could you? Jon ought to want this back... his credit cards and all...

Haddas · Mon 29/03/2004 14:35:26

I'll come and get it. He wont need it. Since the contract states that he may never leave the studio building again.

magintz · Mon 29/03/2004 18:54:12

Jon, never tell anyone you don't remember the day before. Have fun being a butt-bitch

cpage · Mon 29/03/2004 21:12:34

Quote from: Esseb on Sun 28/03/2004 07:57:17
Sounds like an adventure game plot.

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been done

Andail · Mon 29/03/2004 21:14:26

If it's true that you're 14 years of age, perhaps it has to do with you tasting bear or other wicked fluids yesterday

Nine Toes · Mon 29/03/2004 22:19:54

I myself have never tasted "bear"... I'm not so sure it would taste very good anyway... (probably kind musky... like old, sweaty socks...)

Are you sure you're sober, Andail?

Evil · Mon 29/03/2004 22:24:27

I doubt Andail is. Normally he would spell right. Not to mention the lacking of a period.