The girl of my dreams is giving me nightmares

[Layabout]

Aright, just a warning before i start my rant, this is a story about my admiration for a girl. It's also a story about my hatred for one atm. To top it all off, it's also a story of me and my cheery red headed friend known as Ronald (as in macdonald, although his real name is simon.)

As some of you may or may not know, i really dig a chick called Emma. i met emma through a friend and we quickly became friends. we do stuff together like go to the movies and other stuff. Anyway, I was out at the Victory last night, a place i like to call my pub. I'm not alone, as many other people are regulars there. I used to hang out at a place called Mary St enough that the bouncers knew me, but it kinda went downhill very quickly. The victory is great, there is a beer garden with live music downstairs and a dance bar upstairs.

I happened to notice that Emma was there last night, with some friends. So i waited till the time was right, and slid up next to her at the bar. I waited till she noticed me, and we talked for a bit about random crap. These people i'd like to call tossers were toucing her ass while she was at the bar so she decided to go back downstairs. After i collected my bourbons, i went downstairs. Basically said hello again, and stood there like a dickhead while she chatted to her friends. I got bored rather quickly, so i went back to my friends.

Now i dont know how many of you know, but i don't like going to the casino. This is due to the fact that i generally lose money there. Anyway, simon, one of his friends and me went to the casino to meet more people they knew. Those people just left, but simon begged me for 5 dollars, which i gave to him. since i only had a 20, we cashed it all for chips. He lost my 5 dollars, then i lost my 15. A nice kiwi fellow decided to let simon play a few hands and simon would keep the winnings. Well Mr Kiwi man, hope you are happy that simon lost you about $50.

On the way from the casino to the embassy (a club that is so dead, it's starting to smell funny) i stopped to take a piss on the stairs going down to the bus terminal. Then i saw it, an atm. I needed some money as the casino stole all of mine, so i put my card in.

And the fucking machine shut down. My card was trapped in the dreaded atm!!! I punched it and banged on it for a while. I was so pissed off. Simon head butted it twice. I got the shits and i kicked the screen in an attempt to break it. Such fury. The machine did not break. THe machine had won.

I had no money no cigarettes, and no dignity. It was time to meet simons bogan friends.

I managed to scrounge enough cash together to get one 241 drink at the embassy. cool. It didnt last long and my stress levels were rising due to me being nicotine free. We then went to the down under bar, a backpacker joint known well for it's cheap drinks and even cheaper women. Looking at the talent on offer, we decide we could find much better at a chook raffle, so we met simons friends at the stocky. A very posh kinda rich bitch prick joint. Suave, sophisticated and stuck up. We needed some drinks. So we targetted 2 chicks, who on introduction we found them to be americans. damn. So we chatted to them, smoked their wacky cinnamon cigarrettes and put the question to them about the drinks. They pissed themselves laughing. We tried to convince them it was the done thing in australia, but they didnt believe us. Damn.

As this story is getting long, i'll cut to the chase. I decided to go home. On my way to my ride, i saw emma again. The chick i'd had an interest for a few months was wrapped around some dude. They were friendly in way i wish i was with her.

i hung my head down and looked at her. the last i saw of her was a little purple g-string sticking out above her pants.(or thong for you americans...).

Oh life is shit right now for me. I hate my job, my life and atm machines.

[Las Naranjas]

Note how your writing improves when you feel like shit.

[juncmodule]

I just saw "Rodger Dodger" although not a superb film it is fun to watch, at least if you are in the mood you may be in.

Life really just sucks a lot sometimes. Everything goes wrong and you just don't want to keep on trying any more. At least that is how I feel right now.

Life sucks and dealing with girls can be even worse. I can't tell you to get over it or what the hell ever I'm supposed to say. I know all too well that it doesn't work that way.

Just tell yourself screw it. She wasn't worth it. If she's too cold to pay any attention to the fact that you like her then she's not worth your time. Get mad at the situation. Try not to let it depress you. Turn the girl hunt into a game.

It sounds like you go to a lot of bars so I'm sure you know the game. You have nothing to lose right now. Your heart is obviously with someone else...so, hit on every hottie you see. Get rejected a lot and laugh at them a lot. Before you know it you will be rejecting them and you will have forgotten about Emma and some other girl will be breaking your heart.

Sometimes being an asshole is a lot of fun.

Oh, and before someone blasts me for being a sexist pig...get a clue, girls are the same way. Acting like an asshole and being one are two different things. You will be amazed how easy it is to find a girl who is playing the player at the same time you are and how well you can connect.

Good luck,
-junc

[Layabout]

I am really getting in that kindof mood where I don't really give a fuck what anyone thinks anymore, so going out and hitting on every hot chick is a good option. After all, there really is only 2 things they can do, say yes, or say fuck off. A fifty/fifty chance. Just like who wants to be a millionaire. Only with no Eddie.

I am actually not that down, I just really was hit hard, as i was taking it slow, like someone advised me to, and that plan failed.

I was really annoyed. But at least my night wasnt the same old crap. I did some interesting things.

[Robert Eric]

* Robert Eric hits Layabout over the head with a shovel repeatedly

That should help you take your mind off your troubles.  Notice how I didn't give a shit about how you felt about it?  Apathy at it's best.

[Evil]

Do you ever get one of those days that everything goes wrong and you want to just end it all? Sucks for you then.

That's why we dont allow RE to post in these topics...

* evil kicks RE out