Your idea of Hell

[Esseb]

I don't mind heat, so it probably would be cold. Way cold.


I live in hell.

[Shattered Sponge]

I'm the precise opposite, Esseb.  Do I get a prize?


Anyhoo, my idea of hell would probably be existing in nothingnessness, but being conscious of the fact that there was nothing (make sense?  It better).

[earlwood]

I think this is just about everyones image of hell:
First, It would be like a cavern, with spikes coming out of the floor and from the roof.
Then, the fire,lava,cliffs everything that hurts, it's there.
Also, there would be wingless angels flying around and turtoring you (E.I. Hanging,Electric Chair,Rape,Crucifixion,or lack of the before mentioned,incase you are into that kinda crap. (and of course, you couldn't die.
Then watching you while huge pyrotechnics are going off behind him, would be satan, In his throne made of broken bones,old heair, and rotting flesh,laughing at your expence.

[Robert Eric]

As long as there is Beer, I will be okay.  If there isn't, I'll just leave.  Who wants to be in a place for that long without beer?!  Maybe I'll go to Hawaii.

[Ghostmaker]

Look, if you all want to see what hell is like, just watch YENTAL, and see pure evil at its worse, and if i die and go to hell, i'm taking a rubber chicken, in case satan trys to play Barbara Strizan, i will make him wish he could die.

[Renal Shutdown]

Iqu's Hell:

Going to see "Phil Collins Live" with your best friends.
Your best friends are the cast of "Friends".

Either that or watching the Talentless Mr. Sh*tley on infinite repeat, with the soundtrack changed to the Macarena.

* Iqu cringes...

[Dmitri]

Hell is...

Eternal emotional and physical pain. Tartarian torture and black fire which burns flesh. Guilt and agony coupled with sorrow. You see others being tortured but you can't help. Hell is torture, it's torture to you physically and emotionally; you superego wants to help others, but you are bound by burning chains of adamant, weak. Hell is bathing in blood, and watching as your friends are raped/tortured and finally killed. It's not real, but it's real enough for you to feel you are being punished with those images, images of death and war. Hell is feeling eternal empathy and pity, screaming and writhing while your mind slowly turns insane.

jack.keenspace.com <-- this comic deals with hell a lot, but it's very morbid and adults only.

Edit: Oh and if anyone's thinking "Pain's easy I can deal with that" I don't think I'll ever get over reading about musical holes (removed, it's too wrong, I won't post it)<-- WARNING, nudity, sex, blood, violence, the whole shabang!

[remixor]

I think all that bamboo has gone to your head, Mr. Panda. Trumpets are the most heavenly of instruments. After bagpipes.

The bassist in my band plays bagpipes.  It's pretty cool.  We opened a show once with him playing Amazing Grace.  It certainly got the crowd's attention, and it didn't need any amplification, that's for damn sure.


Hell is probably like the ending of Davy Jones C'est Mort.

[Pesty]

Take a looksee at my avatar, then imagine a room filled to the brim with the subject of said avatar. Put a spiny rock in the middle of it and chain me to it. Pump in "muzak" over the loud speakers, as well as a healthy mix of several painful musicians (whom I will not name so as to not make angry any fans of them). Mix with a healthy blend of a constantly itchy-yet-unitchable nose, and shake. Then you'll have my hell, as close as I can figure it as of this moment.

[BruisedWeasel]

Hell is what you make of it.

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

There was an another post like this long ago. I think that after I die it would be something like falling asleep, seeing dreams all the time. Or maybe it will be like waking up?

[DGMacphee]

Hell is when you die and your soul has an unresolved issue from you life in the physical realm -- and you are trapped with your fears and problems forever.

If you murdered someone, you live with that forever.

If you fear being alone, you stay lonely forever.

If you have regrets, they stay with you.

My view is that the physical world teaches us what we must learn so we can live happily in the afterlife.

Every day is a new lesson.

If you think I should write for calenders and those sappy, inspirational 'little books of', maybe.

But in the end, it doesn't matter -- believe what you like.

[Timosity]

Hell will be fun, everyone will be there

[DGMacphee]

That's the thing.

In my version of hell, no one is there.

[Helm]

No Hell for Helm. No Heaven for Helm either. My spirit will be eaten away with my flesh by the worms of the earth.

[Eero]

I think that what you have done to others, you will be made in hell too. That's like you have killed someone, you will be killed in hell. Next day you wake up again and you will be killed again too...

[plasticman]

No Hell for Helm. No Heaven for Helm either. My spirit will be eaten away with my flesh by the worms of the earth.

Tssk, that's so unoriginal.
I've always pictured hell as a big neverending Jerry Springer show with no exit door.
Otherwise it could certainly involve being trapped in RLBAT.

[Eero]

Maybe hell is like blood mazes in Max Payne... Or the whole prologues...

[remixor]

Otherwise it could certainly involve being trapped in RLBAT.

What are you talking about?  That would rule

[Scavenger]

Hell would be full of boredom. You see, pain is part of the body, and if you are tortured in hell, you spirit will only 'think' it is being hurt. But boredom, that bores way down to the depths of your inner sanctum and out the other side. Eternity feeling like an eternity. Demons almost falling asleep droaning on and on reading up to the million times table (unless you're an arithmaphile, in which case they'd read from the dictionary). Never being able to switch off, fall asleep, or ignore it, infinitely long textbooks about nothing, speeches which would knock you out cold in three words, and finally... it would all be in black and white.

THAT is hell.