Haiku maybe help? (now also with limerics!)

[Matt Brown]

king, we yelled at
Mitar for not posting in
haiku here. you must.

[Pumaman]

Any further posts
Not written in the style
Will be deleted

[agsking]

Damn! I was editing my post right when you deleted it!

I love AGS
I want new features CJ
To do list getting so long

EDIT:

while editing my post
somebody deleted it
don't post usless crap

[shitar]

This thread is stupid,
only a faggot replies,
this you can't deny.  

Wait just a second,
I too have now replied,
Now I'm a faggot.  

[Matt Brown]

mitar, such language
is crude and so unneeded
please tone it down

I get the hang of
this style the more I write it
Haiku grows on me

[agsking]

people reply fast
thread growing with many replys
people like Haikus

mitar, why so rude?
no one is a faggot
just don't reply then

[Matt Brown]

Yesterday a game
of soccer I played the
team I faced was good

and mine was not so
our team was bested greatly
many goals were scored

disheartening it
was for I, the keeper to
to lose five to zero

[shitar]

You misunderstood,
It was only a bad joke,
Now lets all go smoke.

I am a faggot,
Which is a bundle of sticks,
I have defined.

[Pumaman]

Faggots are a food
Made of peas and also meat
Actually quite nice

[agsking]

CJ has weird tastes
Thats a strange exotic food
Who would name them that?

Anyway it's food
Why complain about its name?
because it's funny

It's called a faggot
Maybe I should stop this poem
A poem about food

[remixor]

You people are dumb!
Count your friggin' syllables!
Errors everywhere!

Five syllables here!
Seven syllables right here!
Five again, right here!

[WanderLady]

It's been dark of late:
Riding high...now hiding wry.
So very ashamed...

[agsking]

Errors in my script
Whatever shall I do now
Useless, bad scripter

[Ginny]

What are you scripting?
Scriping can be fun sometimes,
One two three four nine.

Oh where is the mouse?
Thou has seen a mouse or not?
I am not a mouse.

[DragonRose]

Computer now is mine!
It is not a piece of crap
It is AMD

Old computer sits
Gathers dust, a useless thing
'Twas Pentium II

Only problem now
All files on old computer
Not joined to network

Game held up right now
Must transfer files, move to res.
Candace Grace: Run Hot.

[auhsor]

Never thought that haikus
Could be so much addictive
Hence no posts in thread

Today is the first
Day i have looked in this thread
Thoughts of Haikus changed

I look at page count
And decide it's time to check out
What all the fuss is

Well haikus are fun
And easy i must say now
For i'm writing here

May this thread never die
Cos it is so long and cool
Would be a crying shame

Maybe i should go study
For my HSC trials
Are on tomorrow

Havnt studied enough
But i am lazy and dont
Feel like it right now

But mum gets angry
And shouts, for my lack of study
Oh well, i must go

May this thread live on
And live to a ripe old age
Of 1000 posts.

[Czar]

I'll try my first real
haiku that is, stop me not
only fools stop poets!

[SSH]

"Haiku" said James Bond.
The gadget maker replied:
"Pay attention, Bond"

[veryweirdguy]

I thought it had gone
But then someone brought it back
Damn you SSH

[SSH]

Oh Veryweirdguy
You should know by now that this
thread can never die

I just could not stop
myself from making the Q
joke in my last post