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[DGMacphee]

Dear DGMacphee,
You are a fraud. Upon learning your theory (my cat is being attacked by a cat molester ghost thing) I decided to consult the famous psychic John Edwards. He said it was not a cat molester. He said it was my dead aunt Mildred. She was trying to tell me not to worry about the money (there's a squabble among me and my cousins over her inheritance) and that Mildred loved me very much.

You need to lock this topic, and stop decieving good honest people.

Thank you,
Melia

Also, John Edwards is a pansy!

[bruisied]

Dear DGMacphee,
What is You are a fraud? What is Upon learning your theory (my cat is being attacked by a cat molester ghost thing) I decided to consult the famous psychic John Edwards? What is He said it was not a cat molester? He said it was my dead aunt Mildred? What is She was trying to tell me not to worry about the money (there's a squabble among me and my cousins over her inheritance) and that Mildred loved me very much?

What is You need to lock this topic, and stop decieving good honest people?

Thank you?
Melia

[DGMacphee]

Dear DGMacphee,
What is You are a fraud? What is Upon learning your theory (my cat is being attacked by a cat molester ghost thing) I decided to consult the famous psychic John Edwards? What is He said it was not a cat molester? He said it was my dead aunt Mildred? What is She was trying to tell me not to worry about the money (there's a squabble among me and my cousins over her inheritance) and that Mildred loved me very much?

What is You need to lock this topic, and stop decieving good honest people?

Thank you?
Melia

What is it about people who can't write proper English?

[DGMacphee]

What is it about people who can't write proper English?

I'm glad you asked this question, DG.

Some people just think they're so damn clever putting a "What is" in front of everything they say.

Sadly, they don't realise that they come off looking like illiterate bungholes.

What's worse that this, though, are those people who try to use some kid of self-referencing humour, like replying to themselves in a Tech Support thread.

In other words, you're a bigger fuckwit than Bruisied is!

[DGMacphee]

YOU JUDGEMENTAL PRICK!!!

[Haddas]

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[DGMacphee]

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I think you just answered your own question.

[Domino]

hey DG,

what do you think is the best computer processor in the world. Does my intel celeron 500 suck? Should i upgrade or buy a new computer?

BG

[DGMacphee]

Over a 180 posts and someone decides to ask an actual tech support question???

WHY NOW?

[Evil]

Over a 180 posts and someone decides to ask an actual tech support question???

WHY NOW?

BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE ALWAYS HAVE YOUR HANDS UP YOUR TROUTS ARSE'S TWENTY FOUR SEVEn!!!!!111118SADFL


Oh, sorry. Forgot who I was for a second...

[DGMacphee]

Over a 180 posts and someone decides to ask an actual tech support question???

WHY NOW?

BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE ALWAYS HAVE YOUR HANDS UP YOUR TROUTS ARSE'S TWENTY FOUR SEVEn!!!!!111118SADFL


Oh, sorry. Forgot who I was for a second...

Well, you sure showed me.

[Haddas]

I'm Napoleon

[Nacho]

Dear DG MacPhee:

Why Xmas is so depressing for many of us?

Why do we accept the red dressed Santa Claus? It was invented by Coca-Cola in the past Century! We should fight againt this capitalist enviroment!!!11!

[Domino]

Dear DG,

Why does my apartment smell like a bowling alley. I mean there are no lanes and i don't see any bowlers here, yet it smells like a league just left. oh please help.

what does DG stand for anyways??

[Haddas]

DG = Dick Girl
(Don't tell DG that I told you, mkay? )

[DGMacphee]

Dear DG MacPhee:

Why Xmas is so depressing for many of us?

Why do we accept the red dressed Santa Claus? It was invented by Coca-Cola in the past Century! We should fight againt this capitalist enviroment!!!11!

It's better than celebrating the birth of Jesus, which we all know was a creation of Nike.

Dear DG,

Why does my apartment smell like a bowling alley. I mean there are no lanes and i don't see any bowlers here, yet it smells like a league just left. oh please help.

I ain't going to help -- Clean your own fucking mess, you slob!

what does DG stand for anyways??

What do you want it to stand for, sailor?  

DG = Dick Girl
(Don't tell DG that I told you, mkay? )

Well, next time don't put it in brackets, genius!

[Pumaman]

Dear DG,

Why were the boys of the NYPD choir singing Colwin Bay?

[DGMacphee]

[Felipe'smodemsucks]

Mr. Macphee, sorry for resurrecting such a boooooring thread, but, I have this question that's being killing me for ages and...
Well, it's something that made me lose many days (and nights) just thinking about it...

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends???

...

P.S. Not only (re)visiting goatse.cx made me puke, but it didn't answer my question at all, either.

[Joelman]

dear Dirt Golem,
supposing one well surpassed the measurements one long aforementioned chart, like pg 2. would said person then have the right to gloat?
also
I was recently declared a diety by an attractive female of the species, however she has a boyfriend. how should i kill him? should I summon thunderbolts? shall i strangle him with a wet shoelace in a public restroom stall?
also also
supposing i were to take over the world, what percentage of income should I demand of peasants as "breathing Joel's air tax"?
Joelman, hes not taking over the world i swear