Hurray for San Francisco!

SSH · Mon 23/02/2004 17:23:00

DG:

[16:23] <Howlongcannicks> there's a woman singing a tina turner song on tv ._.
[16:23] <m0ds> a tiny tuna song ._.
[16:24] <m0ds> and it goes something like this; flop flop paddle paddle squiggle swim squiggle paddle flop blub blub glub squiggle paddle loop the loop glub go left and up 45 degrees flop blub squiggle paddle
[16:24] <m0ds> and then it gets caught in a net, and grinded down into tuna and into my mouth
[16:25] <m0ds> in brine juice.
[16:25] <BOYD1981> m0ds, you aren't stoned, you're avalanched

[16:25] <m0ds> actually, im ridiculed

AND

<BOYD1981> yeh but it isn't a real measurement of lameness
<BOYD1981> things like that can't be measured
<BOYD1981> it's a bit of harmless banter not to be taken too seriously
<shbazjinkens> you're just saying that because you register as so lame
<OsUltimo> bluecup nickometer OsUltimo
<@BlueCup> 'OsUltimo' is 0% lame, OsUltimo
<OsUltimo> yeh
<BOYD1981> no i'm not
<shbazjinkens> bluecup nickometer shbazjinkens
<@BlueCup> 'shbazjinkens' is 0% lame, shbazjinkens
<shbazjinkens> bluecup nickometer BOYD1981
<@BlueCup> 'BOYD1981' is 94.35% lame, shbazjinkens
<BOYD1981> anyway, it judges your name, not your personality
<BOYD1981> so ner
<shbazjinkens> yeah, if it judged your personality it would be much worse

I rest my case

DGMacphee · Mon 23/02/2004 17:32:04

Pffft, that has nothing to do with gay marriage or sex with dogs!

You rest nothing, m'boy!!!

MrColossal · Mon 23/02/2004 17:39:44

i thought his joke was quite funny...

DGMacphee · Mon 23/02/2004 17:43:08

Yeah, you would.

shbaz · Mon 23/02/2004 17:43:53

Oh my. Fun with IRC quotes. Why haven't there been any actual homosexual people giving their opinion yet?

<Yufster> Vel, do you enjoy sports? Like Gay Sex with Sweaty Men kinda thing?
<Vel> yuf, yes

Vel?

(I suspect this quote is rigged, but who knows..)

veryweirdguy · Mon 23/02/2004 17:48:10

That quote was not rigged, that IS exactly how it happened. Believe me, I was there.

Shattered Sponge · Mon 23/02/2004 17:53:45

Hate to spoil everyone's fun, which is why I'm only spoiling Yufster's fun; the 'Like Gay Sex with Sweaty Men kinda thing?' part was typed out in white, and Vel - FOOL as he is - didn't see it.

DGMacphee · Mon 23/02/2004 17:58:10

Meanwhile, back in San Francisco...

SSH · Mon 23/02/2004 18:02:40

BEST PHRIDAY EVER!!!!11!!!!!one!!

DGMacphee · Mon 23/02/2004 18:03:29

Actually, it's Non-photoshop Monday.

EDIT: Also, I shit you not: that is an original photo, including the dog. (What were the chances, eh?)

SSH · Mon 23/02/2004 18:08:04

Quote from: DGMacphee on Mon 23/02/2004 18:03:29
Actually, it's Non-photoshop Monday.

Who said anything about Photoshop? Who's not reading teh thread now, eh, eh, eh?

so STFU n00b pwned etc.

DGMacphee · Mon 23/02/2004 18:09:27

You can't even tell what day of the week it is!

OMG U SO N00B LOL STFU PWND BBQ!!!!

Vel · Mon 23/02/2004 18:12:22

IMO, they should not be able to marry, because it is against the Christian religion. They can live toghether and all that though.

SSH · Mon 23/02/2004 18:13:14

EDIT:

Damn, my witty exchange with DG was spoiled by the interjection of some REAL bigotry.

Vel, WTF has Christianity got to do with Californian state law?

MrColossal · Mon 23/02/2004 18:15:07

Quote from: Vel on Mon 23/02/2004 18:12:22
IMO, they should not be able to marry, because it is against the Christian religion. They can live toghether and all that though.

indeed, what if they aren't christians? GASP SHOCK HORROR!!

and actually, i don't even think they can live together, unless they never touched each other in anyway whatsoever...

Shattered Sponge · Mon 23/02/2004 18:16:39

Well what if they aren't Christians, Vel?

As I recall, the bible isn't too kind about divorce, remarriage or premarital sex, either - should these be made illegal?

---Edit---

Curse you, Eric Colossal!

---Another Edit---

AND SSH, TOO!

DGMacphee · Mon 23/02/2004 18:18:08

Spoiler

Don't worry, SSH -- if it gets locked, it won't be our fault cause I think Vel's just opened a whole new can of worms up there.

[close]

You shouldn't use irony if you don't understand it, phlegmwad -- I mean, you're so lame if you can't understand the irony in my witty inter-textual reference to the Photoshop Phriday competition!

| h@><0r u OMG WTF STFU 1337 n00b gtg lololol GARDA!!!1!1!

SSH: Awww, you changed your post -- Now everyone will think I'm nuts for posting the hidden shit.

Vel · Mon 23/02/2004 18:22:22

I think that marriage is a Christian thing. I mean, it is made in churches, no? At least thats how they do it here.
Edit: As far as I know, Muslim also prohibits homosexualism, but they can have as many wives as they can afford.

Shattered Sponge · Mon 23/02/2004 18:25:37

Yes. Because Hindus, Jews, Muslims, atheists et cetera et cetera don't get married.

Ever.

DGMacphee · Mon 23/02/2004 18:26:16

They do, but they go to hell -- DAMN HEATHENS!!!