How well-proportioned are YOU??

Ben · Wed 14/04/2004 00:12:34

I'm 5' 11" (185 cm) and weigh in at a whopping 135 pounds (60 kg). I feel out of place among all the fat, non-metric Americans..

On a completely unrelated note, my computer keeps showing me popup ads for penis enlargement and erection enhancement. Like four times in the last ten minutes.. What have I done to displease it?

Peter Thomas · Wed 14/04/2004 00:18:58

Run Spybot Search and Destroy and you'll soon know...

Evil · Wed 14/04/2004 00:27:29

5' 5" (Duhm, 156, correct?) and about 135 pounds (60 kg, according to Ben). And I'm large amongst my family. Plus, the shortest friend of mine is about 5' 10".

AGA · Wed 14/04/2004 00:40:51

If it's Windows and not your browser that's doing it, Ben, go to Control Panel, Administrative Tools, Services. Find Messenger in the list, right-click and choose Properties. Change Startup Type to Disabled, then click Stop. This ought to sort your problem. If it is in your browser, do what Peter said.

LordHart · Wed 14/04/2004 01:00:23

Quote from: Ben on Wed 14/04/2004 00:12:34On a completely unrelated note, my computer keeps showing me popup ads for penis enlargement and erection enhancement. Like four times in the last ten minutes.. What have I done to displease it?

Hmmm... I wonder what you're computers trying to tell you? :

Domino · Wed 14/04/2004 01:03:12

My computer keeps popping up Penis Shrinkage Creme ads. What could that mean?

Sylpher · Wed 14/04/2004 01:17:21

I'll contribute just 'cause I recently took my self proportions.

5 Ft. 9 In. (175 cm)
185 Pounds (About 83 Kg)

Some fat some muscle.. probobly some water too.

rtf · Wed 14/04/2004 01:39:19

AAAA Peter THomas!

You stole my idea without my consent! I demand a refund!

And look at this! You have three pages of medical records! I am flabbergasted!

Peter Thomas · Wed 14/04/2004 01:58:44

Sorry, frogs. But I have my own nefarious scheme to adhere to...

NEXT THREAD: What is YOUR p.i.n number??

Joelman · Wed 14/04/2004 02:13:20

Quote from: Peter Thomas on Wed 14/04/2004 00:18:58
Run Spybot Search and Destroy and you'll soon know...

spybot's awesome

Unilin · Wed 14/04/2004 02:28:05

I have a radius of 3.14 * 10^7 m and a mass of 9.68*10^25 kg. I owe my robust figure to the wholesale consumption of planets. With each stellar body I consume I grow larger, and the larger I become, the larger the planets that I can consume. My goal is nothing less than completly devouring the entire universe, returning all to the state of perfect darkness and unity that existed before time.

dasjoe · Wed 14/04/2004 03:52:19

about 2 meters..
70 kilos (underweight, i know.. but the army does not want me!

you know, here we have to go to the army or this civil service thingie..)

rtf · Wed 14/04/2004 03:52:23

Your consumption begins with the mere notion of a planet of humanoids, shattered away into your oversized asaphegus.

EDIT: Hahahahahahah! hX and I posted at the same time!

I'm 5'4 and like 97 pounds

Layabout · Wed 14/04/2004 13:03:42

I am about the same as farlander when it comes to height and weight. Too bad i've stopped growing. It's a pain in the arse being in a nightclub with other guys towering over you. But I can deal with it. It's not like I have the little man syndrome, like this guy at work...

evenwolf · Wed 14/04/2004 13:25:18

I estimate that I am:

6' 1" 235 lbs

185 cm 106 kg

Proportionwise, I'm not as fit as I could be but I also have a wide body frame, rendering me a 'golden rectangle'!

Nine Toes · Wed 14/04/2004 15:42:24

Well, I haven't been weighed or measured in a while, but here's my stats from the last time:

height: 5 foot 11 inches (about 180 cm)
weight: 160 pounds (about 72.5 kg)
sex: yes please...

... hey, I thought that was pretty funny.

According to my girlfriend's license, she got an "F" in sex.

auhsor · Wed 14/04/2004 15:48:41

I'm about 66kg and 180cm. I havnt checked for quite a while, so I wouldnt know.

earlwood · Wed 14/04/2004 23:39:04

I am 5'10 and about 190lbs

(I 177.8 cm and 86.1825503 Kg for all you limeys)

About right here is where everyone makes an explanation for their weight:

I was a defensive tackle on the school football team (American Football) I busted my ass, got real big, but was never played. Now am older (6 months older), a old, bitter man I am. Wandering the streets, wondering how I could have better spent my youth.

Haddas · Thu 15/04/2004 13:27:57

I'm 185 cm tall and I weigh around 90-95 kg

remixor · Thu 15/04/2004 18:38:48

Quote from: Farlander on Tue 13/04/2004 11:26:22
Bahj! The conversor I posted is crap, it doesn't work well in both directions, so don't trust on it... Remo, I'm tiny, almost like a smurf, you can be as tinier than me, but I should bet that you're taller, so, go and google a better converter...

No, I just checked and I'm the same.