Write-your-own-story

[Peter Thomas]

...the local Burger King.

"How can I help you?" asked the young blonde behind the counter.

"Erm... I'm looking for my great-grandmother," said John slowly. "I was wondering if you might have her? Her name was Agnes."

"Oh - Agnes, yes! We were just about to put her in the deep fryer, weren't we boys!" She leaned back and pulled a dead, rotting corpse out of the chip-basket. "This her?"

"YES!" cried John with joy! All he had to do now was stick a tribal-indian-spear (conveniently hanging on the wall) into Agnes' kidney to kill the worm.

But, before he could grab the spear, he heard a wild cackle erupt from behind him.

IT WAS HIS POSESED SISTER SEGNA!!

[Phemar]

Fricky dicky hell! I blady said evrithing on the whole damn planet dissappeared into a void in space!
So after John had realised this was all just a figment of his imagination, he lay down rest. In front of he saw lights. There was a big swirly thingymabob in front of him! Out of the portal came Agnes, eating his sister Segna.
"N00000!" screamed John.
"N00000!" Screamed Agnes.
"Huh?"
"Aaah, you are so damn ugly!"
"No, Im not."
"Yes you are!"
And AGnes, with segna disspaeared into the prortal. John, being the great idiot he was, jumped straight in after her.

[Peter Thomas]

Fricky dicky hell! I blady said evrithing on the whole damn planet dissappeared into a void in space!

No you didn't. All you said was that some people disappeared into a void...

anyway, continue...

[..]

And then the whole universe blew up and killed everyone and everything. No surviors. None. Not a flea. Nothing left. Nothing. Not even a blank space.

Can we start a new story now?

[Haddas]

that's a sucky ending

[..]

Ok then ( i knoe im not supposed to reply but this is an edit of that ending)

And he had to make a heart felt desision of wether to live and have everybody else in the world die.. or die to save the world... He decided to live and let everyone else die. Then when everyone else died the universe ate him and then itself. Leaving nothing. Nothing. Not a flea. Not even a blank space.

NOW can we have a new story?

[Phemar]

No, that ending sucks. Make it so he wakes up and it was all just dream or something.