What's your favorite quote from the Simpsons?

[Edwin Xie]

I'm a person who really watches the Simpsons. If you don't know what it is, google it. I believe that someone here is making a game based on the Simpsons. Anyway, what is your favorite quote from the Simpsons? Mine is (this what Homer read from that old myth book):

...........
Homer: (Ghostly voice) Bart......I have come back from the dead........
Bart: It looks like you have come back from the buffet.
Homer: Why you little! (Tries to strangle Bart but can't because he is a ghost)
Bart: Haha....
...........

[shbaz]

"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."

If you really want to read a lot of Simpsons quotes, just search for them instead of asking in a forum.. http://www.google.com/search?q=simpsons+quotes&sourceid=firefox&start=0&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

[Blackthorne]

"Ooh, I think I brained my damage!" - Homer, while tripping after eating a Guetamalan Death Pepper

[Edwin Xie]

I wanted to know which one is your favorite.

[Timosity]

Impossible to find a favourite as ther are so many, but here's a good one.

"Mayor Quimby supports revolving-door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob, a man twice convicted of attempted murder. Can you trust a man like Mayor Quimby? Vote Sideshow Bob for Mayor."

[Evil]

One of my favorites was between Ralph and Bart in the LOTF parody.

"I ate the purple berries... Ooo...Oww..."
"How are they Ralph? Good?"
"They taste like... Burning!"

[sedriss]

I really love the one where the kids are drawing stuff in school, and the teacher looks at Ralph's desk, and then says: "Ralph.. Jesus did not have wheels.."

[viktor]

well this has to be a classic:
"D'oh!!!"
But this one has to be my faworite:
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."

[Blade]

I did not see Simpsons for quite a long time. Well, I believe they released it in Polish TV only once...
But I remember a journalist saying about 15th anniversary of Springfield's tire factory burning and in the background the factory still burning.

And one more:
Woman:"This is a lie detector. It will determine whether yo are saying truth or not. I will now aks you simple question and want you to answer truthfully. Do you understand?"
Homer:"Yes!"
*BOOM* (lie detector blows into pieces)

[Kinoko]

Yep, there are too many. Hundreds of "favourites", you can't possibly pick one if you're someone who's seen it all. Well, I guess you can but I think it'd be difficult and pointless ^_^

Here's a couple off the top of my head though:

Bart: Still just a potato.

Mr Burns: Out of my way! I'm a motorist!

[PaulSC]

Tracked down via the magic of Google's computer-wizardry (tm):

Chalmers: Good lord, what is happening in there?
Seymour: Aurora Borealis?
Chalmers: Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Skinner: Yes!
Chalmers: ...May I see it?
Skinner: No.

Bart: What do you care about good comics? All you ever buy is Casper the Wimpy Ghost.
Lisa: I think it's sad that you equate friendliness with wimpiness, and I hope it'll keep you from ever achieving true popularity.
Bart: Well, you know what I think? I think Casper is the ghost of
Richie Rich.
Lisa: Hey, they do look alike!
Bart: Wonder how Richie died.
Lisa: Perhaps he realized how hollow the pursuit of money really is and took his own life.

[Haddas]

*COUGH* http://www.angelfire.com/il/simpsonsfun/images/lie.wav *COUGH*

[Flippy_D]

One of my favourites too, Haddas.

Let's see....

"I've wasted my life"

-Comic Book Guy, seconds before being hit by a Intel Inside-powered French nuke.

But it's all good.

[Mr_Frisby]

 we'll get you for that. . . especially the purple monkey dishwasher remark!" - Edna

[stuh505]

"April Foo-"

[Timosity]

Speaking of lie detectors, Moe's one kicks arse

"
Eddie: Do you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
Moe: No! (buzz)
Alright, maybe I did, but I didn't shoot him. (ding)
Eddie: Checks out. Okay, sir, you're free to go.
Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. (buzz)
A date. (buzz)
Dinner with a friend. (buzz)
Dinner alone. (buzz)
Watching TV alone. (buzz)
Alright! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. (buzz)
Sears catalog. (ding)
Now would you unhook this already, please?! I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment! (buzz)
"

[veryweirdguy]

Heh, that IS the one that Haddas posted, but yeah, there was another one along the lines of:

Sullder (I can never remember which is which): This machine you are hooked up to will monitor your breathing & heart rate to see whether you are lying to us or not. Do you understand?

Homer: Yes. *machine explodes*

Well......that first part is nowhere near what it should be, but you get the general gist of it.

[Scummbuddy]

you mean the one that lelev posted just a few posts up?Ã,  :

since i stopped watching the simpsons past their 11th-12th season (around when Maude left the show) I can definitly say my favorite episodes are Homer vs. New York, and the Trillion Dollar Bill episode, both filled with great lines.

(I also thought the April Foo-..... line was great too.

How about when they were relocated under civilian protection:

FBI: "(To Homer)Alright, we'll try this one more time. When I say, 'Hello, Mr. Thompson' and step on your foot, you say, 'Hello.".
FBI: "Hello, Mr. Thompson. (stomps on Homers foot)
(Homer looks confused)
Homer: (turns to other FBI Agent) "I think he's talking to you."



During the tax episode/Trillion dollar bill:

FBI Agent1: We're going to send you away to jail for tax fraud!
Homer: "Noooo"(goes on to say about how its not as good as it is in the movies)
FBI Agent2: We can make all your tax problems go away, if you do a little job for us.
Homer: "Okay, but can you pay me under the table, (whisper) I kinda have a little tax problem."

To netmonkey below, yes that is a pure classic...

Homer: I don't know.
Homer: (Later, on the steps of the post office) Good plan, Bart!(miffed)

[edmundito]

A classic:

Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a package for me.
Clerk: Ok, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?
Homer: ...I don't know.

[veryweirdguy]

you mean the one that lelev posted just a few posts up?  :

Heh, how ironic, I do apologise lelev.