What's your favorite quote from the Simpsons?

Edwin Xie · Tue 09/11/2004 02:22:14

Another one of my favorites is:
When Bart is emancipated from his family because of Homer:

Quote
Marge: Oh, Bart, can't you stay? I'll let you say swear words, but not the top three.
Bart: Sorry Mom, I can't, not unless he's here. (Points to Homer peeking behind the window and Homer ducks down)
Marge: (Hugs Bart)
Taxi guy: Either give me some of that or lets get going.
Bart: (Goes onto taxi and the taxi leaves)
Homer: (Runs out to the street) Oh, you'll come crawling back. (Crawls himself) Oh, he really is gone! (Starts to sob)
(Sign posts go around him saying sobbing man at night)

Scummbuddy · Tue 09/11/2004 03:36:53

"You'll have to speak up, I'm not wearing any pants."

and on the episode where Marge goes off to a relaxing spa....

Woman:"[probably wrong]and I caught your son... (she looks down and sees Homer wearing a paper bag) Mr. Simpson, are you wearing a paper bag?"

Homer: "(very dignified) I have misplaced my pants"

WanderLady · Tue 09/11/2004 04:10:24

Ralph: "Me fail English. That's unpossible."

Homer: "Me lose brain? Uh, oh! Ha ha ha! Why I laugh?"

Bart:Ã,Â "Heh heh, nice doin business with ya chummmmmmmmmmmm-p."

earlwood · Tue 09/11/2004 05:17:04

Favorite qoute o' all:

[Burns]: Well well, it looks as though the catapillar has emerged from the cacoon, as shark..with a gun for its mouth.

Oh..and this one...

*Homer throws pudding at Lenny
[Lenny]:Ah! My eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!

shbaz · Tue 09/11/2004 06:39:18

Today I remembered another old favorite when my little sister had a nosebleed.

Ralph to Lisa - "The doctor said my nose would quit bleeding if I'd just keep my finger out of there."

Kinoko · Tue 09/11/2004 14:15:58

Scummbuddy: Sorry to correct you but I love that quote too

" You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel!"

I'm just DYING to use it one day when someone calls me while I'm in the shower.

Andriws · Tue 09/11/2004 16:40:34

That's not me! - rulez.

Oliver · Tue 09/11/2004 17:18:21

Homer: Why you little!!!

Bart: ahaghaghagah

Mr Flibble · Tue 09/11/2004 19:09:05

Too many for one favourite, but heres a shortlist.

FAVOURITE:
Comic Book Guy: AH! THERE IS NO EMOTICON FOR WHAT I'M FEELING!!

Lessers which I felt deserved a mention:

From the one with Funzo

Moe: We could try selling liquor, I'm doing GREAT at it!
Skinner: Good lord man, put on some shoes!
Moe: What, you don't like my bags? (hes wearing bread bags)

From "Mr Plow"

(throughout the camera slowly turns, until it is on it's side)

Adam West: I didn't need moulded plastic to improve my phisique!
(taps chest) Pure West.
And how come Batman doesn't DANCE anymore?
Remember the Bastusi?
(Does little dance) Woop ow yeah saa!

At the end of the funzo episode:
Narator: ...and More removed his head from the oven, and replaced it with a plump Christmas goose...

viktor · Tue 09/11/2004 19:53:34

mister flibble reminded me of one realy good quote.

COMIC BOOK GUY (right after being thrown out of a convention or something I can't remember): "What's the clingon word for ouch?"
look's it up in dictionary: "oh jeah!" then he mumbles something and fals in to a comma...

I can't remember half of that quote but me and my frends were so amused by it that we even made up words acting like the guy.

Sam. · Tue 09/11/2004 21:03:15

Homer - "Lisa, wheres christmans?

Jahovas witness man - Do you think what we do annoys people
Jahovas witness woman - i think so, lets stop and get real jobs

Mr Flibble · Tue 09/11/2004 22:32:09

Marge: Last night some Jehova's witnesses came by and I wouldn't let them leave. They snuck out when I went to get more lemonade.

(Homie The Clown)
Homer:Marge....
Marge: Yes Homie? (sings circus music)

Scummbuddy · Wed 10/11/2004 23:41:19

Thank you Kinoko. I merged both things to get a wrong quote of my two.

Lisa: "Well, by your logic, we could say that this rock keeps away bears. I don't see any bears around, therefor, it keeps the bears away."
Homer: (contemplates this new idea) "Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock."

| Bass | · Wed 09/02/2005 04:08:13

Quote from: viktor on Tue 09/11/2004 19:53:34
mister flibble reminded me of one realy good quote.

COMIC BOOK GUY (right after being thrown out of a convention or something I can't remember): "What's the clingon word for ouch?"
look's it up in dictionary: "oh jeah!" then he mumbles something and fals in to a comma...

It was out of Moe's tavern..when Homer took him..sorry for the random-ness

Radiant · Wed 09/02/2005 08:16:29

"I heard your father went to a restaurant, and he ate everything in the restaurant, and they had to close the restaurant." - Ralph

"Bart, you're no longer in church, stop swearing." - Marge

(driving wildly through the park and hitting a prettily cut hedge)
Homer: D'oh!
Marge: A deer!
Lisa: A female deer.

Matchew · Wed 09/02/2005 15:51:17

My favourite:

German Guy: I remind you mister Burns, we Germans are not all smiles Und sunshine.

On a different note, does anybody realise that the Simpsons has lost it's charm?, it used to be great, but somewhere around 1998 it just wasn't as funny anymore, I think the quotes speak for themselves.

Scummbuddy · Wed 09/02/2005 18:17:46

yeah, we talked to death about how the simpsons went downhill. most notibly were its key writers leaving, and their replacements were subpar. Conan O'Brien, one of my favorite past writers is busy with his own fabulous show. Soon he will have the true late night spot and it is well deserved.

I stopped watching the simpsons when it just became "Homer Does This" episodes and "Homer meets [insert celebrity name]" (around the time of Maude being killed) that just became too much. Almost like they sold out. I've heard that like the past 2 seasons they hired a couple old writers back, but it hasn't had the same. I watched the superbowl episode that just aired... i laughed two times the whole episode. one was a quiet short laugh, one was fairly long, but again, its such a waste of what the simpsons used to be.

Mr Flibble · Thu 10/02/2005 21:13:34

Some of the jokes in the later episodes are okay:

Mayor of Alberquiqe: Get me the Dallas Cowboys!
Secretary: Thats a football team, sir.
Mayor: Oh they'll play what I tell 'em to play... for I AM THE MAYOR OF ALBERQUIQUE!!

: But I don't watch the simpsons anymore because the plots just don't add up. And they don't make sense.

I just watch South Park these days.

Indie Boy · Thu 10/02/2005 21:34:16

Me and my friends all love Duff Man and do impressions of him all the time lol
best quote of duff Man is
"DuffMan says alot of things"

sedriss · Fri 11/02/2005 00:18:43

"DuffMan cant breathe! Oooh no!"