Terrorists strike Finland :o

Tuomas · Mon 30/01/2006 12:13:25

Hear ye Hear ye. This was just on the news this weekend: A man was standing at the bus stop, alone, waiting for the bus to arrive. Then suddenly round the corner came a car hitting the breaks really hard. Two men with commando outfits came out of the car, hit the man in stomach, out a black plastic bag on his head, and pulled him into the car. The driver started off, wheel creaking, so fast that no-one had time to react to the happening.
Ã,Â Ã,Â The local police was informad, that at about 11:00 a.m. two men had kidnapped a man, and driven away in a dark car, possibly a BMW. The cameras, positioned along the central street, HÃ¤meenkatu, never cought the cars register. The police spent 2 days patrolling the city looking for a car that matches the descriptions: Dark blue, covered, or messy plates, maybe a 90-93 BMW. The police was looking for eye witnesses in the morning paper.

Now here's what really happened:

It so happens, that a friends of mine has a dark blue BMW from the early 90's. WE are 3rd graders at high school, so this is our last 2 weeks in the school. Every year, the 3rd graders make a funny show, in which they perform songs about the teachers and set up plays and give awards to people with the best moustache of the year, or the kitten of the year, or such. This show also includes a video, which we film together, trying to make it full of funny sketchs and jokes.
Ã,Â Ã,Â So, one of my friends was waiting at the bus stop, and the others were to pick him up. The rest you already know. Only that there was a guy with a videocamera behind the bus stop. He then after explained to the people at the stop, what it was they were doing. But apparently someone had also seen it from afar, and was too eager to fulfill his civilian duties by informing the police.
Ã,Â Ã,Â My friend had to take the film to the police, and explain what really happened. Because they were all first timers they only got a lecture since they didn't inform the police as they should have. WE got the film back, and it's going to be a great laugh, now that everryone in this city knows, under which circumstances the sketch was filmed.
Ã,Â Ã,Â On today's morning paper again, the mistake was then corrected, and said it was 3rd graders from Tampere klassillinen lukio, that were filming a traditoinal school-ending video.Ã,Â

This just made us all laugh the whole day, it was great fun.

EDIT: Apparently I was so enthusiastic, that I made a fool out of myself with the subject, which is now spellchecked

Kinoko · Mon 30/01/2006 12:29:44

Wow, awesome!

Ubel · Mon 30/01/2006 13:00:30

Perkele! That's so cool!

Nikolas · Mon 30/01/2006 13:24:05

LOL!

Cool as Hell!

Squinky · Mon 30/01/2006 13:25:58

Man, I'm just glad you guys didn't get attacked....

I woke up and read this thread title and just felt sick, glad you all are okay...

Andail · Mon 30/01/2006 13:31:07

* Andail only reads first paragraph *

What? I refuse to go to Lapaset now! I never knew Finland was such a terrorist-ridden country. Well I never!

Rui 'Trovatore' Pires · Mon 30/01/2006 14:45:38

Now be sure and show us the movie!

Tuomas · Mon 30/01/2006 15:09:42

I'll see if I can get it, most likely I will. Though it'd be in Finnish then

But you'll see the faces of the bystanders at the bus stop...

Ishmael · Mon 30/01/2006 15:14:16

It seems you have much more fun doing that stuff. All the special festivites in my school are so damn formal

We do film a short movie, but it's sort of low budget, and I'm not sure are we allowed to even go film outside the school area... well, I'll see next year.

MrBen · Mon 30/01/2006 16:58:48

lol

vict0r · Mon 30/01/2006 17:37:47

Well said MrBen...... :

Anyhoo, thats awesome

However, there might be some real terrorist attacks on norway soon

Some dumbass christians made a charicature drawing of Mohammad the prophet. Now, some crazy religious palistinians are all mad, and our polititians refuse to apologise for the event. Just because we have free speach.

Soo... If I suddenly disappear from the forums, you know what happened.

EDIT: God knows where they got the norwegian christian newspaper from anyway....

Pet Terry · Mon 30/01/2006 19:56:24

Quote from: vict0r on Mon 30/01/2006 17:37:47
Anyhoo, thats awesome However, there might be some real terrorist attacks on norway soon Some dumbass christians made a charicature drawing of Mohammad the prophet. Now, some crazy religious palistinians are all mad, and our polititians refuse to apologise for the event. Just because we have free speach.

Wait, Norway? I read that happened in Denmark. And many of the countries that felt offended are now boycotting Arla products which are made in Denmark. Apparently, most of the Arla's sales are based on those countries so it's quite a sticky situation for them.

Or are Finnish newspapers giving us false information?

Tuomas · Mon 30/01/2006 20:02:04

Well they did report on commando strikes...

lo_res_man · Mon 30/01/2006 20:15:00

HOOT HOOT! what a frackin' CRAZY story! good bob, me gut feels like its 3/4 way up me throut! I laugh so hard i get chicken pox. HOOT!

vict0r · Mon 30/01/2006 20:17:09

well... the danish people did it first, and then the norwegian copycan christians had to get a piece of the fun, so they published the pic too.... Now palestinian extremists are burning danish and norwegian flags...

Las Naranjas · Mon 30/01/2006 20:50:59

At the end of year scavenger hunt in high school, a team my friends were in dressed as balaclavaed criminals [since each team was themed].

Eventually they got surrounded by half a dozen cop cars in a back street, the police telling them "we had received reports of masked bandits demanding Finding Nemo tickets".

lo_res_man · Mon 30/01/2006 21:44:45

"be afraid, be very afraid." good bob, the modern police state is already fracturing into insanity!
( i collapse giggle, and fall down FAINT)

Kinoko · Tue 31/01/2006 00:18:23

Is lo_res_man being sarcastic, or does he really laugh by saying "hoot"? Are you an owl, lo_res_man? o_o

I can't tell.

Tuomas · Tue 31/01/2006 20:00:48

crikey mates, we've got some furry here... I could actually picture someone laughing like that.

Uh, btw. My friends have decided that since we have this traditional drive around the city in a truck throwing candies -thing, that they will all be wearing those commando masks, all the 35 of them in that truck. It's a fun tradition really. We choose a topic, and paint the sides of the truck and then by that topic we dress ourselves too.

lo_res_man · Tue 31/01/2006 20:35:01

Quote from: Kinoko on Tue 31/01/2006 00:18:23
Is lo_res_man being sarcastic, or does he really laugh by saying "hoot"? Are you an owl, lo_res_man? o_o

I can't tell.

maybe more of a night owl! but seriously , no i am not an owl but yes i was being sarcastic, and yes it made me laugh. but the "hoot" (as in "what a hoot") was ment to signify crazy laughter at the insanity of the world.