My mother's evil plan!

Minimi · Tue 31/01/2006 19:57:42

Today the following incident has happened at my home! I was just sitting downstairs watching television, when my mother threw a banana to me saying: "Here have this banana, it's good from the inside". Yeah sure! Is she trying to poison me? Anyone else ever had these incidents? Should I call the feds?

Darth Mandarb · Tue 31/01/2006 20:00:10

Did you eat it?

Oh ... and mom's know best. Listen to your mother!!

Shane 'ProgZmax' Stevens · Tue 31/01/2006 20:01:52

It's good from the inside? This line scares me.

Kweepa · Tue 31/01/2006 20:05:32

That banana is just about ripe.
Send it to me. I'll eat it. Delicious.

Tuomas · Tue 31/01/2006 20:11:39

Thank God for mothers... But that banana has no mold in it, it's perfectly edible. It's only softer, but never inedible. EAT IT. I would... If I was hungry or felt like it.

Tom S. Fox · Tue 31/01/2006 20:16:25

I think this is your mother's friendly way to tell you, that it's time to find an own apartment.

ManicMatt · Tue 31/01/2006 20:50:19

EAT IT!

I say this because I never eat bananas. When I had my appendix out a few years ago they kept me in hospital for THREE MORE DAYS just to pump my body full of potassium. (The goodness of banana's that helps the thickness of your blood in laymans terms)

Sure, I still don't eat them... ugh!

Phemar · Tue 31/01/2006 21:21:54

Gah! EAT IT dammit. There is nothing wrong with that banana! I always get people who'll chuck an entire banana away just because it has one brown spot! It annoys me so much, but I do get some kind of pleasure when I open the banana and prove to them that there's no black spots on the inisde.

Nacho · Tue 31/01/2006 21:26:43

When they are so mature it's good to crush them and put sugar. It's delicious. Also, bananas look so weird after being in a fridge, even not being mature. So, as the people say, eat the banana, mums are wise.

Domino · Tue 31/01/2006 21:30:32

I have heard those are the best kind of banana's to make banana bread out of. All gross and slimey and smooshy!! I have to tell you that i wouldn't eat that banana. When a banana starts getting really mooshy, then i won't touch the thing. But like i said, have your mom make you some banana bread. That will taste much better.

edit: after further review, that banana doesn't look that mooshy, gross and slimey at all. My bad.

So eat it.

JimmyShelter · Tue 31/01/2006 21:32:24

Quote from: Thomas VoÃ Å¸ on Tue 31/01/2006 20:16:25
I think this is your mother's friendly way to tell you, that it's time to find an own apartment.

This makes sense.

MrColossal · Tue 31/01/2006 21:33:27

get a webcam and eat it while we watch!

LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER! She's not trying to kill you

Minimi · Tue 31/01/2006 21:42:10

I'm so scared to eat it. I opened it, and it wasn't looking great anymore. I took one try, but it tastes like sheeppoop... so I threw the banana out of my window!

MrColossal · Tue 31/01/2006 21:46:53

get a webcam and eat sheep poop while we watch!

Pet Terry · Tue 31/01/2006 22:33:53

When making milkshake, bananas that ripe are just about right. Just get a blender, put in some ice cream, milk, a banana, maybe some strawberries and some chocolate cocoa powder thing and shake it well. Delicious!

Gord10 · Tue 31/01/2006 22:38:09

Quote from: Petteri on Tue 31/01/2006 22:33:53
When making milkshake, bananas that ripe are just about right. Just get a blender, put in some ice cream, milk, a banana, maybe some strawberries and some chocolate cocoa powder thing and shake it well. Delicious!

And some sheep poop.

edmundito · Wed 01/02/2006 02:06:31

Ah yes. Poop jokes are funny.

Squinky · Wed 01/02/2006 02:14:17

There something wrong with eating "brown" bananas?

Domino · Wed 01/02/2006 02:17:52

That banana has become a sausage.

MrColossal · Wed 01/02/2006 03:43:51

Brown banana you say, Squinky? I see what you mean!