My mother's evil plan!

[Gord10]

OMG, I didn't know you were racist, Squinky

[Squinky]

....

Must be a language barrier thing...

[Tom S. Fox]

I think this is your mother's friendly way to tell you, that it's time to find an own apartment.

This makes sense.Ã, 

Sure, why not?
"Move out or die!"
What do you think how my mother handles this?

[ManicMatt]

Brown banana you say, Squinky? I see what you mean!

EXPLAIN YOURSELF supossed mature moderator! 

Is there something I'm mis-interperating here?

[MrColossal]

Yes, you're missing a joke.

Brown banana, a black person's penis.

White banana, a white person's penis.

Explained.

[Squinky]

Matt and Gord, did you guys hit your heads?

I'm not racist, as far as I know, I was just making the enevitable comparison between a banana and a penis. Dumb joke, but thats what I do. I'm not quite sure what your problem with this is....And please Gord, tell me you were joking because where I come from, it's pretty harsh to call someone racist at the drop of a hat like that.

And Matt, Good day to you sir!

[MrColossal]

Also, it's ok, Squinky is black.

[ManicMatt]

Squinky, I didn't even know you were making that inclination in the first place, until MrColossal put up a photo, to which I still didn't know you were meaning his penis, until he explained.

Why is a black man's penis brown? That does sound rather racist. Why isn't mine brown? EH?

And if anyone is/was being racist, then you don't have to be of a particular race to find it offensive.

Good day to you all!

[Nacho]

That's the problem with the internet, you can't see the faces of the people when posts, so you can't really know if they're making a innocent joke or seriously making a racist commentary about black people.

For example... If Helm says something about his penis size and includes the name "Lorena" in the same sentence, I could easilly be offended... but I've seen Helm's attitude "live" and I can imagine pretty well the expression and the funny spirit of the commentary. I would never be offended by a commentary of Helm, or Goldmund or Grundy, etc... no matter if they goofe when attempting to make a joke in the forums.

So, allow me to deffend Mr. C and Squinky (they don't really need my help) but let me say that I don't think they were making a racist joke (I don't even think they've goofed in his attempt to make humour, as well...) And allow me to deffend everybody trying to make jokes. This forums are funny, but we're not humorists, sometimes we can failure. I preffer to have two people slightly offended by a (in their opinion) bad joke, than 5,000 members losing the possible fun.

[MrColossal]

"Why is a black man's penis brown? That does sound rather racist. Why isn't mine brown? EH?"

Well it's quite simple, a long time ago there was a large group of people that lived in the sun for a long time, through evolution or adaptation or what-have-you, they developed more melanin in their skin and well...

Just read this: http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_128a.html

So the reason his penis is brown is because of the sun and melanin in the skin. So if it sounds racist, you'll have to take that up with the sun.

Also, a long time ago Squinky made a joke that he was black and I thought he was serious, when I found out he was white I was flabbergasted and so I keep the joke running so I don't look the fool.

[Phemar]

Also, it's ok, Squinky is black.

Umm ... is he? I've seen his pic in the pic thread, and he looks pretty much caucassian (sp) to me.

EDIT: Nevermind, I posted too soon.

[Tuomas]

So I opened this thread waiting to see how the mothers evil plan had gone furth and bumped into some brown penises :o Well I suppose it's because what Farlander said, but still...

One thing. I still can't see what that picture has to do with a penis.... Oh, and DO NOT eat the banana if you already didn't. It's been opened for a while now and it's been on the street. Don't even make milkshake.

[Squinky]

Also, it's ok, Squinky is black.

Heh, I didn't know that you actually believed me, good times.

"Why is a black man's penis brown? That does sound rather racist. Why isn't mine brown? EH?"

Thank you, Matt. That sentence alone makes me just smile.

[Pesty]

Why is a black man's penis brown? That does sound rather racist. Why isn't mine brown? EH?

I'm not sure why black men have brown penises. It must be some sort of universal mystery, surely!

THE UNIVERSE MUST BE RACIST.

[vict0r]

Racist? But the universe looks quite black to me!

[Becky]

The universe is actually off-white.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/1861957.stm

[MrColossal]

"Then, the Munsell Color Science Laboratories at the Rochester Institute of Technology in New York, US, contacted the researchers to tell them they had incorrectly set a feature known as the "white point"."

Hey! That's RPI..

REPRESENT! EVENTHOUGHIDIDN'TGOTOTHECOLLEGEANDJUSTLIVEA FEWMINUTESFROMITBUTWORKEDINACOMPANYTHATWASBASEDTHERE!!

[Pesty]

"Then, the Munsell Color Science Laboratories at the Rochester Institute of Technology in New York, US, contacted the researchers to tell them they had incorrectly set a feature known as the "white point"."

Hey! That's RPI..

REPRESENT! EVENTHOUGHIDIDN'TGOTOTHECOLLEGEANDJUSTLIVEA FEWMINUTESFROMITBUTWORKEDINACOMPANYTHATWASBASEDTHERE!!

And I have a mysterious bronze science award medal from there!

PESTY'S REPRESENTIN' YO

[ManicMatt]

Well, glad we clarified that, then.

And vict0r said the universe LOOKS quite black, he didn't say it really is. I would however like to know when he went into space and travelled millions of light years and looked behind his shoulder to see what our universe looks like, unless he was referring to another universe altogether, then my bad!

Good day to- oh I'm bored of that now! 

[Minimi]

Did you know that we actually all are colourblind? Our white is in reality black, and also the other way around. So me. as a guy from Holland, I'm actually black

think about it... it's logic!