"If I Were The Devil" -Paul Harvey

Helm · Wed 15/02/2006 14:07:07

This thread is going pretty well too.

SSH · Wed 15/02/2006 14:19:00

When DG says "have sex" it's a metaphor for "understand the irony"... becuase Americans are bad at both!

Helm · Wed 15/02/2006 14:31:25

Every stupid person loves irony.

esper · Wed 15/02/2006 14:43:48

Hey, it's not my fault everyone in the world is stupid. I expected the idea of pheremonal ringtones to actually be something some moron had really come up with. I looked at the site for less than 20 seconds before the prospect of such supreme ignorance began to make my eyes melt out of my head.

ManicMatt · Wed 15/02/2006 17:04:54

Quote from: Squinky on Tue 14/02/2006 22:47:43
Quote from: ManicMatt on Tue 14/02/2006 22:45:45
Quote from: lo_res_man on Tue 14/02/2006 21:58:35
Now the good news is most of us are able to repress that sucker and keep him under wraps.
Not indefinately though. Just like a vacuum cleaner when it gets full, you're forced to empty the contents eventually, or it'll just 'burst' open when you least expect it.

Yuck. Seriously....

Edit---
I think you might want to go here, Matt:
http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/yabb/index.php?topic=24617.20

Okay... *Reads and skip-reads the page*

Erm... why did you want me to go there for? Because people "release" something?

Blackthorne · Thu 16/02/2006 00:46:00

Quote from: Kinoko on Wed 15/02/2006 00:21:53
Just in response to something TIS said back there (Sorry, I'm too lazy to type your whole name out ^_^ and yet not so lazy to give a disclaimer about it!), I'm a smart, intelligent geek with so much personality it HURTS. But I love being sexy, I love being objectified sometimes, and I like objectifying others sometimes. I'm not a bimbo who only does things like shop for shoes and put on make-up (though I do both those things sometimes).

I wish I could objectify someone's brains out right now :/

EDIT: HA! What an appropriate turn of phrase.

I'm sure a whole platoon of geeks objectified you after Cirque de Zale!

Bt

Kinoko · Thu 16/02/2006 01:01:28

*shudder*

Nikolas · Thu 16/02/2006 07:48:22

I'm a male!
But wanted to agree that most men think with their pennis!

This how ugly and clumsy and stupid men can be!

Kinoko · Thu 16/02/2006 11:24:28

Semen blocks drains?? o_O

Andail · Thu 16/02/2006 11:56:29

I've been seeking sexuality alternatively intellectuality differently in different periods. I've never been able to work out a rule or a system, but when I find someone I'm genuinely interested in, I suddenly realise that her strengths are not easily categorised, and that I can't really pin-point why she is perfect.
The girl I'm seing presently is beautiful beyond compare, but for some reason this only fully occured to me while I was looking through some pictures some days after we met. She is not very "learned", she doesn't read books, not the typical intellectual, but still she's smart, funny and sharp.

SSH · Thu 16/02/2006 12:49:11

Quote from: Blackthorne on Thu 16/02/2006 00:46:00
Quote from: Kinoko on Wed 15/02/2006 00:21:53
Just in response to something TIS said back there (Sorry, I'm too lazy to type your whole name out ^_^ and yet not so lazy to give a disclaimer about it!), I'm a smart, intelligent geek with so much personality it HURTS. But I love being sexy, I love being objectified sometimes, and I like objectifying others sometimes. I'm not a bimbo who only does things like shop for shoes and put on make-up (though I do both those things sometimes).

I wish I could objectify someone's brains out right now :/

EDIT: HA! What an appropriate turn of phrase.

I'm sure a whole platoon of geeks objectified you after Cirque de Zale!

Bt

WHy do you think that CJ added object(ify)-oriententation to AGS?

Helm · Thu 16/02/2006 16:19:05

Yeah Andail, all that stupid 'I like women who have such and such qualities' discussions that people constantly have just usually go down the drain when you meet someone you're inexplicably attracted to. Goes to show that these things are pre-verbal and that the qualities are much more mystifying and complex and should not idly be tackled via objectiying exposition of the 'I like redheads' type.

However, readheads freak me out and I've never met one that I didn't instinctively desire to kill.

Squinky · Thu 16/02/2006 16:45:21

Quote from: Helm on Thu 16/02/2006 16:19:05
However, readheads freak me out and I've never met one that I didn't instinctively desire to kill.

If by kill, you mean "mate with like a rhinocerus" Then I whole heartedly agree with you.

Andail · Fri 17/02/2006 10:38:18

Redheads have some sort of weird ability to be sexually appealing even when they're not attractive (even though, of course, they can be attractive like any other kind). It's pure chemistry, I believe.
Maybe it's the fact that they're more vulnerable to diseases, more sensitive to the sun and more prone to bleed (midwives always order extra bags of blood when redheads are to give birth) that have given them supernatural powers.

In this sense, I agree with both Squinky and Helm.

Afflict · Fri 17/02/2006 11:52:12

Quote from: Squinky on Thu 16/02/2006 16:45:21
If by kill, you mean "mate with like a rhinocerus" Then I whole heartedly agree with you.

I concur..

Las Naranjas · Fri 17/02/2006 11:56:52

I like women who have vaginas.

MrColossal · Fri 17/02/2006 15:18:00

What are you, gay?

Squinky · Fri 17/02/2006 15:21:10

Hey man, get with the times, Vagina's are all the rage.

lo_res_man · Fri 17/02/2006 17:06:32

Oh BOB, wher is this thread GOING?! insanity on a public level! And if it wasn't weird enough it always gets nmore so, THE DEMON THREAD! Run for your lives!Do NOT post, you will only make it.. GNNNFF!!(lol)
Back on to the topic of "discussion"
I would want 'im if I could get 'im, but no woman will even look at me, so I can't get 'im.

Squinky · Fri 17/02/2006 17:07:47

Perhaps speaking (and typing) coherently would help?