I won YAY ?!?

[AlbinoPanther]

This is stupid, I know that this already was a topic but I recive this kind of mails every week and they got so boring and LOL stupid

here:

CONTACT DR.POSTMA VAN PAUL FOR DETAILS!!!

BATCH NO: 8735237-ANL/06
OUR
REF: 06/EXD646509/WN
YOUR REF NO:AD/GT888/59/06.NL.
YOUR TICKET NO:
AT/2476/01.HL.

AWARD NOTICE

We are
delighted to notify you of the result of the DAYZERS LOTERIJ , programs
held on 12th of June,2006 your email address was attached to one of the
ten winning ticket numbers (63426) - with game Number (35042). You have
therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of 500,000.00 euros(five
hundred thousand euros)

CONGRATULATIONS!!

All participants were
selected through a computer ballot system from our sponsors databases,
including over 8,000 companies and 30,000 individual E-mail addresses
and names submitted by our agents drawn from Asia, Africa, Europe,
North And South America, Oceania and around the world. To file for your
urgent claim, please contact our affiliate agent.
DAYZERS LOTERIJ
AWARD AGENCY

MR POSTMA VAN PAUL.
TELEPHONE :0031-652-271-492.
EMAIL:
drvanpaul@netscape.net

It is part of our security protocol to avoid
double claiming and to minimize identification difficulties advise you
to keep this information confidential until your claim is processed
successfully and to avoid unwarranted abuse of this program by some
participants to please note that you will be required to pay for the
issuance of your winning certificate and all winnings must be claimed
not later than July 5,2006. After this date all unclaimed winnings will
be null and void.

NOTE: All winnings must be notarized to complete the
claim process; winners will be referred to the Foreign Transfer
Manager, to have their winnings notarized, all winners are to cover the
legal charges not DAYZERS LOTERIJ,
In Order to avoid unnecessary delays
and complications remember to quote your reference number and batch
numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change
of address do inform our agents as soon as possible.

Congratulations
once more and thank you for being part of our promotional program.
Note:

Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.

Yours faithfully,
MRS.CYNTHIA VAN HAAG
Award Centre Co-coordinator.

Do they think that there are people who will fall for that?

Can you post here your award winning mails I realy find them interesting to read, stupidity is greatÃ, 

[Paper Carnival]

That's nothing... I keep getting mails from girls and lonely wives who wish to have sexual intercourse with me. Even though that flatters me, I have to decline the invitations because it's against my moral standards to engage in any activities of that nature with any person that can't decently spell.

[AlbinoPanther]

lol insane 

[ManicMatt]

My teddy bear has his own myspace account and gets myspace requests to join groups for dating and sex with humans! The perves!

[Gord10]

It will be off-topic; but once, I was receiving virus attached mails from Sierra, Valve, some Turkish newspapers etc. 0_o
And once, the same mail was sent to me by myself (the sender was my own e-mail).

[Tuomas]

I got the exact same mail that LJUBI did, but in a bit different words. Though has anyone here fallen for those yet? I mean, what if they are true and once the come up with a winner and he/she refuses, they have to find a new one. And finally when they find some jerk or some poor grandma they give him/her bloody lot of money with no viruses included, and we end up crying... might be, might be.

Might even be that someone really would have had sexual intercourse with you, might have even been your neighbour :o :o

[Alynn]

Naw, I don't need to win the lottery anymore, I just have to wait on that huge amount of cash to come into my account from that African country.

[Mr Flibble]

I like to forward the "LOTTERY WIN LOL" emails to the "SNED ME MONIES" people.

[AlbinoPanther]

LOL This thread got some crazy rerplys 

It's better not having brain than not using it 

Crazy, now I am going to gather me money 

[Krysis]

It's not that bad... I recieve this E-mails about having brest implants. Talk about weird. I DON'T WANT BREST IMPLANTS! I AM A GUY! DARN PERVS! 

Anyway... the Net is stange.

[Tuomas]

I'd like breast implants. If you get them free, can you arrange it so that I get them?

j/k of course

[Phemar]

Tuomas, I sell some DIY breast implants kits (2nd hand of course) If you'd like something cheap!

[AlbinoPanther]

EMAIL ANNOUNCEMENT
DAYZER NL
INTERNATIONAL PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT

Ã,  Ã, 
RESULTS FOR CATEGORY "A" DRAWS (RESPOND TO THIS E-MAIL AT ONCE YOU
HAVE
WON)
Ã,  Ã, 
Congratulations to you as we bring to your notice, the
results of the
Second Category draws of THE MICRO/DAYZERS PROMO INT.

We are happy to inform you that you have emerged a winner under the
First Category, which is part of our promotional draws. The draws are
being officially announced today 20th of June, 2006.
Participants
were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from
2,500,000
email addresses of individuals and companies from Africa, America,
Asia, Australia,Europe, Middle East,and Oceania as part of our
International
Promotions Program.

Your e-mail address, attached to
ticket number 46939, with serial number
472-9768 drew the lucky
numbers W-91237-H°67/B4 and consequently won in the
First Category.

You have
therefore been awarded a lump sum pay out of 1,000,000 (One
Million
Euros), which is the winning payout for Category A winners.
This is
from a total cash prize of 3,000,000.00 Million Euros shared
amongst
the first Ten (3) lucky winners in this category .

CONGRATULATIONS!
Your fund is now deposited with the paying Bank.In
your best interest
to aviod mix up of numbers and names of any kind,
we request that you
keep the entire details of your award strictly
from public notice until
the process of transferring your claims has
been completed, and your
funds remitted to your account.
This is part
of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or
unscrupulous acts
by participants/nonparticipants of this program.
Please contact our
international price department claims agent immediately
for due
processing and remittance of your prize money to a designated account
of your choice:
You are advised to contact the agents by email.Failure
to do so may warrant disqualification.

NOTE: For easy reference and
identification,find below your Reference
and Batch numbers.
Remember
to quote these numbers in your correspondence with your claims agent.
REF Number:
NM/BC921245/KY14
BATCH No: NM/207161/WOP.
To file for
your claim,please contact.
***********************************************
Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Mr. EDMOND RIVE.
Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã, 
INTERNATIONAL PRICE DEPT.
Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  TELEPHONE:+31-622-
074-810
Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Fax: +31-847-592-103
Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã, Reply Email:infodayznl2006@yahoo.de
Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  claimsagency@boxlotto.com
***********************************************
All winnings must be
notarized to complete the claim process; winners will
be referred to a
Foreign Transfer Manager,to have their winnings notarized.
Winners are
to cover the legal charges not DAYZERS.NL,also you have two weeks to
from the date of this publication to claim your prize or forefeit your
winnings.
Congratulations once again from all our staff and thank you
for being part of our
promotions program.

Sincerely Yours,
REBECCA
FOLLY.
THE PROMOTION COORDINATOR

Ha what do you say on this?! an e-mail from the same company DAYZER and now I won 1.000.000 dolars

[TheCheese33]

As long as there are scams in the world like these, people WILL fall for them. It can be pretty easy to make something look official to the untrained eye. The most hilarious I've ever seen was an e-mail that said I won a free PS3, and that it would be sent to me in two days ( ), after I filled out this form.