Tom Waits: what are his best songs and albums?

[SSH]

The title of this thread should be "Why conspiracy theories are wrong..." but due to on-topic difficulties, the title can only be  as above

This story warmed the cockles of my heart this morning. It's wonderful incompetence like this that is the last bastion against government conspiracies and attempts to be a police state. For example, the police here is going to start "voluntary" fingerprinting of people they pass in the street, so they'll have a database of everyone's fingerprints. But ultimately, its in a computer database that will ultimately be hackable and the data will be leaked eventually, along with all the other biometrics they have on us. And then, the whole database will become worthless as criminals will then be able to fake it. And our civil rights will have returned again, thanks to good old incompetence!

[Gilbert]

Still, I think the agents did their jobs well, they just skipped uneventful and safe circumstances like dining in a restaurant, as the agents had put much more effort in more important events where the subjects to be protected needs more protections, like while in their private quarters, the agents employed hi-tech and serious precautions like installing pinhole cameras in the bathrooms and extensive monitoring so that no outside intruders except the agents themselves can break in, spy or do whatever prevert harmful acts to the subjects.

So, THE force is still strong and the conspiracies still hold!

[Nacho]

Jenna Bush makes me hot.

[big brother]

Seconded.

[SSH]

Well, it didn't take long for this thread to descend into the depths...  :

[Helm]

We're all just huge bimbos

[Tuomas]

Hot in what way? I don't find her very attracting. Maybe with the head in a bag and some barbeque sauce on her...

[Helm]

Barbeque sauce? Do you eat people?

[Shane 'ProgZmax' Stevens]

Fine.  Young.  Cannibals.

[Raggit]

The Bush girls are SSSOOOO not hot. 

Though I'd be more than willing to sleep with both of them (at the same time, if neccessary) if it meant being able to impeach their daddie's ass.

[Nacho]

They are hot... Both of them. But Jenna is more due to chest perimeter.

[Tuomas]

You and your chest things.

I mean everything hot is better with bbq sauce, right? But true, it's not like I wouldn't have sex with them, sex is always welcome. And I could say I've had sex with a daughter of a president. Not something everyone can say.

[Evil]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v458/evil1359/bush-twins-lingerie.jpg

From Maxium's April Fools issue. Hilarious.

[Raggit]

...And our civil rights will have returned again, thanks to good old incompetence!

Haha, that reminds me of something Penn from Penn and Teller said, regarding the U.S. Government:  "The only thing that protects from their evil, is their own incompetence!  You can tattoo that on your ass backwards and read it in the mirror!"

[big brother]

About damn time this thread title got changed!

And Jenna, totally over Barbara (in case it ever comes down to picking just one).

Please list your choice.

[SSH]

I prefer Barbara:

[ManicMatt]

I prefer the dog. (Out of those two.)

[lo_res_man]

I like the dog,
Seriously, they both look like highschool bimbo's.
[edit] dang got beat to it

[evenwolf]

Does anybody remember that other Jenna Bush story?


While WITH secret service, Jenna walked into Chuy's (tex-mex restuarant)  and presented a fake ID to get alcohol.Ã,  Ã, Of course she got busted, of course it was hilarious.Ã,  Ã,  Ã, Did the secret service fail her then?  More likely her brain did.

[Andail]

Evenwolf, just wanted to take up some space in this...less serious thread to point out that your signature ares r0x0rz Great song!