Cheesy subtitle for AGS

Rui 'Trovatore' Pires · Sat 16/06/2007 21:56:57

Jeez, this is still going on?

AGS is AGS is AGS
And now for something completely different!
3d? 3D?! We don't need no stinkin' 3D!
You want the polygons? You can't handle the polygons!
Here's Guybrush!
All your locked-door-puzzle are belong to us
AGS. Why not?
Now with a "Make My Game" feature!
It'll lift you up where you belong

LimpingFish · Sat 16/06/2007 22:03:13

AGS. Like fellating your PC.
AGS. We're not just ones and zeros anymore!
AGS. Made from 100% recycled pixels.
AGS. INCOMPATIBLE WITH MS PAINT!
AGS. It's supposed to smell like that.
AGS. Drink from our blue cup.
AGS. Face it, you have no talent.
AGS. Free until you pay for it.
AGS. Get you hand out of your pants!
AGS. Walkcycles optional.
AGS. It wants your babies.

Dualnames · Sun 17/06/2007 01:04:09

Since now one said the obvious i'll say it.

They said adventure games were dead. We proved them wrong or
They say adventure games are dead. PROVE THEM WRONG.
OR
AGS: For those that said adventure games are dead.
or
AGS: Lucas guys make Monkey Island 5 for Cyrus sake.
or AGS:Long live Adventure Games
or
AGS: First time ever that staying out of fashion is fun.
or
AGS: You don't have to wait for Monkey Island 5 , you can make it yourself(Hire Tim Schafer for starters, and Ron Gilbert , and jo Captain Tripps Ashburn for some beta testing and Peter Chan to make those dull backgrounds.)

deadsuperhero · Sun 17/06/2007 05:07:13

Okay, here's what I got:

-AGS: Ah, Game Stuff
-AGS: The Next Best Thing to Canned Bread!
-Bringing Back Memories
-Real Old School Games
-Now, YOU are the creator.
-In Soviet Russia, Game Makes YOU!
-AGS: Instead of playing crap games, you make them!
-Big Blue Cup: Because Big Red Plate is a terrible mascot!

Most of those were crap, but I'm tired, so oh well.

nihilyst · Sun 17/06/2007 15:05:54

AGS - Over 11,000 different Monsters to do battle with. (each with their own personality)

Akatosh · Sun 17/06/2007 15:08:44

AGS - Maek yor own MI gmae!!!1

monkey0506 · Sun 17/06/2007 18:02:28

AGS IRC - Get the hell out of here monkey_05_06.

AGS - Ages 16+. Warning: Children under the age of 16 may choke on small pieces.
FPS? Yeah...AGS has like 40 FPS.

MOPOAG - Massively One Player Offline Adventure Game

Dan_N · Mon 18/06/2007 15:30:21

AGS - It's like having sex. But with a computer!
AGS - Script or don't, it's your funeral.
AGS - Find the Easter Egg with pictures of Chris Jones naked! :o
AGS - Advanced Gaming Screwdriver.

I just can't get enough of this ^_^...

Chicky · Mon 18/06/2007 16:29:39

A Gay Stimulator

Demon Fun · Mon 18/06/2007 17:46:00

AGS: It's your brain on drugs.

Akatosh · Mon 18/06/2007 17:53:04

AGS: *That's* the big idea.

(I have to stop playing old N64 games.)

Radiant · Mon 18/06/2007 20:24:29

Devout Tragedian Muse
Attained Overused Mug
Guaranteed Video Smut
Revise Automated Dung
Unsaturated Video Gem
Devout Guardian Meets
Marinated Vogue Duets

...anagram generator for the win!

Dan_N · Mon 18/06/2007 20:47:09

AGS - It'll put chest hair on your Roger!

AGS - Better than MSPaint. But not by much.

AGS - Just another brick in the wall. If you can find it. If you can solve the puzzle. If you can find the key. You get it.

BlueCup is just Tux Reloaded.

AGS - It'll make your RAM jiggle.

AGS - Foarte tare, frate.

AGS - It'll give you reasons to start a new blog.

^_^...

Mr Flibble · Tue 19/06/2007 02:06:49

"For making the gretast gane evar"

Indie Boy · Tue 19/06/2007 17:45:50

AGS: On your marks, get set, CLICK!
AGS: Too much time, not enough sex!
AGS: I smell an adventure coming on.
AGS: Egos in a half shell, ADVENTURE POWER!

RickJ · Fri 22/06/2007 12:27:37

AGS: Free as in Beer

LUniqueDan · Mon 25/06/2007 08:39:36

Appeal to nostalgia
AGS - 286 did existed. Why?
AGS - The Underdogs database is not bottomless; Do games.
AGS - A 16-color space-pilot IS futuristic.

Appeals to gloriousness
AGS - No guts no Quest of Glory.
AGS - Play with someone's Ego without get punch.
AGS - Game Creators don't die - They just log in to post.
AGS - Let the jocks worry with the girls.
varia : AGS - Let the blonds mind with the pretty boys.

Calls for religious faith
AGS - Davy's not dead.
AGS - No! It can't be olny an amusement park.
AGS - List all the other things who belongs in a museum.
AGS - 'Sequel' is not a town in China.

Appeals to modernity
AGS - Now christmas-proofed.

Ishmael · Sun 01/07/2007 19:21:50

"That's no moon. It's an AGS."

lo_res_man · Mon 02/07/2007 04:49:46

Quote from: Mr Flibble on Tue 19/06/2007 02:06:49
"For making the gretast gane evar"

Oh thank godz someone else remember that one, it still cracks me up.
AGS: When sh*ting on you hard drive ain't enough

edmundito · Mon 02/07/2007 08:24:10

A friend of mine always says "This is why we can't have nice things." I think that should be the tagline.