My Plan for Paedophiles

[Meowster]

I was just reading in the news about how one of the suspects in that Madeleine Mcann case is this known paedophile who is suspected to have kidnapped and probably killed another young girl last week... something like that... I only skimmed over it...

Made me think though,

What about Google Paedos, eh? It would be like Google Maps, but with paedophiles. Imagine that all Paedophiles had a chip implanted in their brain, so that it could never be removed unless they beheaded themselves. These chips are tracked using Satellites or whatever, so you can go to paedos.google.com and check to see whether there are any paedos in your area.

This works for so many reasons.

I mean, firstly... if there are any potential murderers/psychos out there, they can kill paedophiles and be a hero, instead of killing ordinary people and being ordinary psychos.

Secondly, you can google for paedos in your area! Imagine if this service had existed for the McCanns, they could have googled for paedos!





Also, people who are sexually attracted to children under the age of 12 should immediately be castrated.

I say 12, because unfortunately most men I know would fancy a 14+ year old girl... since I don't want all men to be castrated, we'll have to play it safe... go with 12... the mockery that men get for fancying underage girls should do for anyone 14 or older... as for the grey area inbetween 12 and 14... well... I dunno... Maybe you should get put on google paedos until the object of your disgusting obsession reaches maturity or something... I dunno... hmm.... I wish I was in charge of the world...

[HillBilly]

There are sites like that already.

By the way I hope that post was mostly a joke because your logic fails on so many levels.

[Meowster]

Yes it was mostly a joke.

My real plan is that there should be one big island where all the child sex offenders should live and they'll have to rape and murder each other. It would kind of be like Highlander but with child sex offenders.

[scotch]

It was mostly only funny because it could be quoted out of a tabloid newspaper.

[HillBilly]

My real plan is that there should be one big island where all the child sex offenders should live and they'll have to rape and murder each other. It would kind of be like Highlander but with child sex offenders.

This primitive way of punishment is so passé. I prefer Dateline's "To Catch a Predator" over this, where you'll more or less watch people having their lives destroyed on national television.

[Meowster]

I did originally draw inspiration for my ideas from The Sun....

[LimpingFish]

Stare at The Sun too long, and you'll damage your brain.

Sounds more Daily Mail, anyway.

[SSH]

So THATS where Beyond Reality came from?

[radiowaves]

I say 12, because unfortunately most men I know would fancy a 14+ year old girl...

Ugh, what kind of men are you socialising with? 14 year old hasn't got any titties yet, not mentioning extreme level of childness and immaturity. 14 yo was just a 13 yo.

[evenwolf]

Their lives are only destroyed because the faces aren't blurred out.    Which makes me think they signed a release form.

[ildu]

If they're convicted as felons, I think the state has the right to show their faces, same as they have a right to publish their names. Nevertheless, it's probably totally different in some states compared to others.

[HillBilly]

I think it's legal to film people at your own property without worrying about blurring anything, since they can leave at any time.

[lo_res_man]

I sometimes think sexual maturity should enter into it somewhat, some 14tyo look like they couldn't work at 'raisens' ( south park referance *shudder*)other look like they could work at hooters.I know a sharp cut off date is important, just like with alchohol, but...

[shbaz]

What's really strange about the whole public knowledge thing in America is that you can figure out who the convicted sex offenders are, what they were convicted of in broad categories, but not what the situation was or how it happened.  There are google maps that show the homes of convicted sex offenders in the US.  They're not allowed to live within such and such distance from churches, schools, day care facilities, youth recreation facilities, public parks, etc. so they're usually pretty concentrated in certain areas.

Suppose you accidentally get caught taking a piss in public by an unsuspecting youngster and are convicted of exposing yourself to a minor, now you're a convicted sex offender even though you aren't anywhere near the level of those other freaks.

I work with a guy who is convicted of forcible sodomy and rape on a minor, a weird mofo that everyone pretty much hates, but what sucks is that we'll never know what he actually did, just this vague description of it.  So should we really be filling his gloves with grease and running the batteries out of his power tools every day or is what he actually did not so bad as it sounds?  Maybe some 14 year old threw herself at him, because the law here still calls that rape.  He already has a super crappy low paying dead-end job and has lost any other good opportunities as soon as people found out his history, so how bad does life have to be for this guy before it's gone too far?

People practically form lynch mobs around these people before they're even convicted or confronted with substantial proof.  Bad divorces sometimes lead to completely fabricated accusations that will lead to a group called "Bikers against child abuse" to form a 24 hour bodyguard team around your child that might shoot to kill if you come near.  Oh yeah, they also drive back and forth in motorcycle gangs in front of your house for no reason sometimes.

A touchy issue that needs a lot of restraint sometimes, but really who wants to try and be compassionate with a child molestor?

[lo_res_man]

And here is a another thought. Anime porn, or Hentai. Can a drawn image count as child pornography?

[Stupot]

Back to the original post.

I can add to this by saying that if convicted nonces had special GPS unit's in their brain, then their wherabouts could be recorded, and in the case of the MaddyMcCann disappearance they would be able to check if he was guilty simply by going through his GPS record and seeing where he was at the time she went missing.

Paedo's don't deserve to be given any rights.  They are monsters, which makes them not human so human rights should be irrelevant when dealing with these "people".

[Redwall]

Paedo's don't deserve to be given any rights.  They are monsters, which makes them not human so human rights should be irrelevant when dealing with these "people".

I find it very depressing that I can't tell if you're serious or not.

[lo_res_man]

Stupot, I respect you I really do, but I think your going a tad overboard here. Yes society at present considers people to be sick people, but they are sick people. Yes for what they have done, rights should taken away for the time of their sentence, and if a felony, beyond.Yes they are deviants, and yes what they do is wrong. However to call them 'monsters' is deny the evil and the good that exists in all of us. We all at some point have had part of  inside us that  wanted to do something outside sick and fucked. Your telling me that no point in your life you never felt an urge to something despicable? Not the same thing of course, but something. You without sin cast the first stone.

[Stupot]

I've never felt the urge to do anything untoward to little children, no.

[lo_res_man]

I didn't mean specificly little children, I meant that we are all crazy on the inside, we all got something that most others would think is perverted, we all have had momets were we sencirly believed we wanted to do something horrible, the only differance between us and them is the nature of the crime,