Banana Phone Believers

[Ghost]

I think everyone who uses a banana phone is strange. Because I think so, it must be true. Please discuss and ask me to prove my point so that I can switch topics.

[Matti]

Opinions can't be proofed, but that's what you're aming for, isn't it?

Yeah, banana phones are strange but not necessarily the people using it. Sane people do insane things sometimes..

Just take me as an example, I'm replying to a more than absurd thread..

[Nacho]

Does your "People who uses banana phones are weird" belief include the argument that anyone considering the opposite is wrong?
Is your belief told to million of kids every year, without any warning that your belief might be false?
Is yur belief official in many countries?
Does your belief receive money in any countries, no matter if you want or not?

That are important points...

[SSH]

In my country bananas phones are provided to everyone whether they want them or not and the money for them comes out of my taxes. Taxes are theft, so the whole concept of banana phones proves that God is a communist.

[Akatosh]

I don't know what a banana phone is, and I don't have the energy to go look it up, but I thought I'd post anyway.

[Misj']

...ask me to prove my point so that I can switch topics.

Let me politely ask you to proof your point.

Ps. All phones are evil (and the mark of the beast, that's what Revelation refers to as the mark on the hand and head...it's so obvious)...particularly the ones written with and I, since this refers to an egoistic and selfish character which is - when too prominent - the opposite of good. So to summarize: all phones are evil, phones written with an I are more evil, and bananas (the movie, not the fruit) is the most evil of all.

Pps. I think all people on internet forums are stupid and suffer from an IQ slightly lower than their body temperature (when they're not ill that is). ALL of them...with the exception of me of course. But ALL others. Yes, that includes you. You are stupid. Not me...You! - Ok, this concept is very simple. I know it may be a little to complicated for your insignificant brain, but trust me: your side of the monitor reflects stupidity, mine mirrors greatness. You see the difference? - Is it clear to you? - No, not yet? - Ok, let's try this in capitals, that always helps: YOU = STUPID, ME = -STUPID (that's minus stupid, so the opposite of stupid, what physicists call the anti-stupid. That's me. Not you. Me). Ok...where was I, oh yes: you don't have to listen to me, since you can never hope to achieve a level of intellect to actually understand me (because even if I write stupid things it's still way to smart for you to understand), but just know this: that's all because you lack the brain capacity. -- My apologies for all the big grown-up words

[Ghost]

@pablo- I never used "belief". This is no religious thread, so I wonder you're posting here. I said I THINK. (nah, just kidding) (or am I?)
@all else- Pfew. I am glad you got the joke

[kaputtnik]

It may be a bad habit, but it's a mighty fine song!

[Gilbert]

I don't think banana phones are that popular. in fact a cucumber works better than a banana as a phone and I can name cities whose networks are dominated by cucumber phones.

Cucumbers are perfect creation from God!

[Ghost]

Are you all tryig to make this a religious thread? Well then: Heretic!!! Gherkins are divine, and cucumbers are the mere, pale echo of this divine divinity.

[Stupot]

I know some people who buy banana phones in bunches and then eat them!
Now THEY are strange!

[Oliwerko]

I know some people who buy banana phones in bunches and then eat them!

That's nothing compared to those who mix them with milk, chop them and make phone-shakes! Maybe it's just Europe, but people here use to chop apple grenades as well as watermelon bowling balls here.

[Ubel]

@pablo- I never used "belief". This is no religious thread, so I wonder you're posting here. I said I THINK. (nah, just kidding) (or am I?)

It is too a religious thread! Who do you think you are, disagreeing with the amazingly well justified opinions I posted here? You may not have used the word "belief" as such but you sure as hell thought of it! God, the nerve of some people...

[Ghost]

I wish I could answer something snappy, but all I can think about is "ping pong ping pong ping pong ping- pananaphone."

[kaputtnik]

It's , not Pananaphone. Or were you referring to the Panamaphone, which is now obsolete because of its high mercury content?

[Evil]

You mean one of these?

[deadsuperhero]

Man, did everyone smoke weed on the same day, or is it just me? 

[Dualnames]

I love banana phones, but it definetely makes a man lose it's manhood. That's why I keep AGS with me. AGS..Manhood Reloaded.

[ManicMatt]

Banana phones are a danger to society! 

[Stupot]

Have you ever tried holding up a bank with a bananaphone?
Doesn't work... the bank's too heavy.