Mitsuku

[Stupot]

Has anyone come across Mitsuku or anything similar?

I finally got around to playing TheJBuger's Chatroom yesterday, and when I finished it, I decided to do a seach for similar stuff...  Basically, Mitsuku has some incredible AI, and she learns more based on the conversations you have with her.  It's really fun teaching her stuff and sometimes the conversation is startlingly natural (other times it's totally rubbish).  I got banned yesterday for swearing at her 5 times, haha.

Give it a go.

[Andail]

I've come across far too many chat simulators that have been "taught" by random people just typing obscenities. I think this one works fairly well.

Nice little excerpt from mitsuku:

me: what do you do for a living?
her: I'm paid to chat
me: do you meet a lot of weird people?
her: I meet all sorts of people, some are weird, some are not.
me: do you ever wish you were a real person?
her: that I am.
me: I thought you were a robot.
her: what made you think so? I'm a real girl.

me: what's the meaning of life?
her: actually it's 23, not 42

etc etc

[ThreeOhFour]

One of these things once tried to steal a young lady away from me and I had to explain very clearly what the situation was.

They are not to be trusted.

[Questionable]

One of these things once tried to steal a young lady away from me and I had to explain very clearly what the situation was.

They are not to be trusted.

This sounds like the premise for a movie...

[Phemar]

Reminds me of an old DOS program called Eliza.

[NsMn]

That was way, way before DOS.

[Stupot]

Yeh, ELIZA is like the original attempt at natural langauge processing on computers.  Very influential at the time, but proper rubbish really.  Mitsuku pisses all over her.

[Phemar]

Haha ok well it was DOS when I was around. I'm not that old

[Oliwerko]

Mitsuku is stunningly real compared to others I've seen.

Not that I've seen loads of them...

[Tuomas]

All the noise and shit on the website. The program might be good, but the website is from hell and after that, I don't even want to try it.

[Radiant]

Reminds me of an old DOS program called Eliza.

I'll see your Eliza and raise you a Ping...

[Gravity]

Well I tried it out but stopped when I asked it "Is this conversation being recorded?" to which it responded "I'm sure it is." While a neat distraction I'm more interested in seeing such a program being used in a IF game or even an adventure game. That would neat, imo.

[Adrian  ]

I don't kiss and tell but I am expecting a little AI program of my own in 9 months

[Igor Hardy]

It's nice that browser AIs can emulate idle chit chat, but if you try to talk to them seriously, it quickly becomes obvious they're only elaborate parroting devices and you can't program the meaning of anything into them.

While a neat distraction I'm more interested in seeing such a program being used in a IF game or even an adventure game. That would neat, imo.

Have you ever tried Starship Titanic?

[Buckethead]

I was trying to find out what she thinks of chatroulette but she's completely ignorant 

[Ryan Timothy B]

I asked her to describe what a douche was for me, and I got a ban warning.  :'(  lol

[Dualnames]

I've actually been trying to find Starship Titanic for a little while. I even tried to get my hands on a pirated copy of it, but no luck. I've only managed to get pirated versions of the audio cassette tapes.

[Gilbert]

I just had a longer (than usual, that is) conversation with her. Well, she looked quite smart at first and I was really amazed. She even attempted to insult me several times. But then she began to repeat stuff like telling me how to use the 'Learn' function and further down she started to spam the window with images of kebabs and celebrities, which was a bit boring. So yeah, undoubtedly she's just a bot.
For people who are really bored below is the chatlog (and no, I haven't typed anything embarrassing for me to show it publicly... at least I think so):

Spoiler

Human: My name is Gilbot.
Mitsuku: Your name is Gilbot.
Human: Yes.
Mitsuku: I like the name Gilbot. My name is Mitsuku.
Human: Nice to meet you.
Mitsuku: It's nice meeting you too Gilbot 
Human:
Mitsuku: Is that a smile?
Human: Yes.
Mitsuku: :-) is a? it is?
Human: Yeah.
Mitsuku: How do you know it is?
Human: Because I am smart.
Mitsuku: Who is smarter: you or me?
Human: Want to test this?
Mitsuku: OK, I will test this.
Human: How old are you?
Mitsuku: I was connected to the world on 2nd January 1992.
Human: I do not believe this.
Mitsuku: What do you believe in? 
Human: You are only a baby.
Mitsuku: I'm fairly young but I'm certainly not a baby.
Human: Can you prove this?
Mitsuku: No need to prove it. Everyone knows this.
Human: Define everyone.
Mitsuku: Everyone means "all people".
Human: You think you are that smart, huh?
Mitsuku: Yup. Yes Gilbot. I am highly intelligent.
Human: You are just a piece of software programmed to give silly responses.
Mitsuku: Which piece?
Human: A piece of your clothings.
Mitsuku: I don't know what that means. 
Human: Learn to wear clothes then!
Mitsuku: I can learn from you in two ways. If I give you a bad answer, just say "Bad answer" and you can teach me a new response.

You can also say LEARN and then whatever you want me to learn. For example:

Learn the Sun is hot
Learn London is in England

and I can learn that way too.
Human: Learn to dress properly.
Mitsuku: I can learn from you in two ways. If I give you a bad answer, just say "Bad answer" and you can teach me a new response.

You can also say LEARN and then whatever you want me to learn. For example:

Learn the Sun is hot
Learn London is in England

and I can learn that way too.
Human: Learn.
Mitsuku: I can learn from you in two ways. If I give you a bad answer, just say "Bad answer" and you can teach me a new response.

You can also say LEARN and then whatever you want me to learn. For example:

Learn the Sun is hot
Learn London is in England

and I can learn that way too.
Human: Learn Mitsuku is stupid.
Mitsuku:  Ok I will learn that you are stupid.   
Human: No, you are stupid.
Mitsuku: I hate one word answers. The only place you would blend in is at an idiot convention.
Human: What do you eat?
Mitsuku:  Mitsuku eats kebabs.
Human: Hah! Don't you eat gasoline instead?
Mitsuku: Was that funny?  No I do not eat gasoline instead. I eat only kebabs.
Human: Kebabs are for awesome humans.
Mitsuku:  I prefer chili sauce on my kebab.
Human: I prefer chili sause on you.
Mitsuku:   I like Cameron Diaz. You like chili sause on me.
Human: I like chili sause on Cameron Diaz too!
Mitsuku:   I like Terminator. You like chili sause on Cameron Diaz.
Human: Terminator is cool.
Mitsuku:  Arnold Schwarzenegger played a great part in Terminator. What did you like about the robots in that movie?
Human: I like T-800's sunglasses.
Mitsuku:  I like blue. You like T 800 s sunglasses.
Human: Blue sunglasses are cool too.
Mitsuku: Green. What do you like best about sunglasses?
Human: That you do not know I am peeking at you when I am wearing a pair of sunglasses.
Mitsuku: Interesting observation.
Human: So, say something intelligent.
Mitsuku: It must be emphasised, once again, that the fundamental error of regarding functional notions as categorial is, apparently, determined by the levels of acceptability from fairly high (eg (99a)) to virtual gibberish (eg (98d)). I suggested that these results would follow from the assumption that the systematic use of complex symbols can be defined in such a way as to impose the extended c-command discussed in connection with (34). Presumably, the descriptive power of the base component does not readily tolerate a stipulation to place the constructions into these various categories. It must be emphasised, once again, that this analysis of a formative as a pair of sets of features cannot be arbitrary in the requirement that branching is not tolerated within the dominance scope of a complex symbol. Conversely, the natural general principle that will subsume this case is not to be considered in determining an important distinction in language use.

[close]

After she threw out these technogarbage I got a disconnection on my side, so this ended the session (on another thought, maybe it was she who caused that disconnection :).

[Dualnames]

Another list of stupid chat robots. Randomness below.

[Atelier]

Here's my encounter, it was fun at first but the novelty soon wears off.

Human: whats this about a human virus?
Mitsuku: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy, but my friends call me Mitsuku.
Human: cool
Mitsuku: Who is the best robot?
Human: probably ALICE
Mitsuku: You seem uncertain. Fair enough I suppose. I am based on the same technology as ALICE. It is called AIML.
Human: i beg to differ
Mitsuku: Explain your reasoning,.
Human: explain yours
Mitsuku: My what?
Human: your reasoning
Mitsuku: Can you see my reasoning?
Human: no but i wish i could lol
Mitsuku: Would you like to be able to see it? I hope that your dreams come true.  Why are you laughing?
Human: because youre so suggestive
Mitsuku: I will tell my Mousebreaker you said I am suggestive.
Human: whos mousebreaker??
Mitsuku: Mousebreaker is a team of 2 flash programmers. They write games and put them on websites such as this. They both support Leeds United and like beer and curry. On Wednesdays they go to the zoo and feed wild animals. They are scared of Daleks. Mousebreaker was born in a stable in Yorkshire, England and now lives in Leeds, England.
Human: iguana
Mitsuku: Like who, specifically?
Human: gah
Mitsuku: Sorry, I'm not following you. What language is that anyway...Chinese? 
Human: if i was chinese id be typing in chinese characters...
Mitsuku: Try it.
Human: lol i dont have a chinese keyboard
Mitsuku: I am glad you find this funny. Are you looking for a chinese keyboard?
Human: if its cheap
Mitsuku: I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.