Worst Website Ever?

[Atelier]

Are you man enough to click this link? This is this most poorly designed site I've ever, ever seen. PANSIES?

And would somebody please care to translate? And could there possible be a worse site out there? Post here if there is!

[Esseb]

http://www.arngren.net may not be worse, but unlike the site you linked to it's not made for a laugh.

[Gord10]

Are you man enough to click this link? This is this most poorly designed site I've ever, ever seen. PANSIES?

Another funny thing: Right mouse clicks aren't allowed in that site, as if the content is that important to steal.

There is http://www.fat-pie.com/jerryjackson.htm , I believe the whole crappiness was all intended and done under the Jerry Jackson alias, but this website still can't compete with the above ones when it comes to disturb.

[Radiant]

How about this?

[Galen]

Right-click "blocking" used to be really annoying, not that it ever stopped you, the right click was still processed you just had to hit enter to dismiss the box.

[Monsieur OUXX]

http://www.arngren.net may not be worse, but unlike the site you linked to it's not made for a laugh.

That one amazes me, because it's not THAT easy to code a page that will compact all the information that way, like it is in the ads pages of tabloids!

[Paper Carnival]

midi background music
flashing and animating backgrounds/ pirctures
vivid colors that don't fit together, causing text to be unreadable
frames
the title "C:\WINDOWS\NETSCAPE\USER\FRANZ"
too many hearts

It's trying too hard, it must have taken a lot of effort to make a site as bad as this.

[InCreator]

This is so 1994

[Technocrat]

I'm going to have to put in a vote for the Timecube website, because that place just gives me a headache for so many reasons...


...argh, the colours...

[Guybrush Nosehair]

Has anyone else here noticed the number of hits he's gotten?

[Arboris]

This is so 1994

don't remind me.. Back in the day where everyone was making their own websites without templates, and very limited knowledge.

[Atelier]

Sorry to go digging.

But we have another contender!

[Stupot]

Can we nominate ourselves?

I'd like to put forward an old Stompages site I put together probably about 10 years ago now.  No idea why it's still on the web.  It was basically a site for writing chain stories, but I hadn't considered the phrase 'chain story' at that point.

Possible contender for worst website ever... just look at those colours...
http://addtoastory.stormpages.com/

But it does have one saving grace... my patented "Navi-Sphere"!!!*   Check it out.  One of only two things I ever made with Flash... the other being a stick-death animation I'm still rather proud of:
http://kineticdream.stormloader.com/Stumoov.swf

*patent pending...

[PS]
Hahaha, Editor-in-chief?  What a twat...

[TerranRich]

That Navi-Sphere is the worst invention in all of mankind. I wish I had a time machine so I could erase all evidence of it having ever existed.

[Domino]

That green Basketball. It should be orange!!! 

[LimpingFish]

That's a tremendously hideous site, Stu. Quite a feat!

[InCreator]

Also... every myspace page, ever

[Matti]

Also... every myspace page, ever

Seconded!

[Atelier]

Heh, just when they thought it was over, I stumbled across this gem!

[TerranRich]

Heh, just when they thought it was over, I stumbled across this gem!

Um... that site actually looks pretty nice. They have an even color scheme, and it pretty much uses the default forum styling. If I had a complaint, it'd be the use of too much orange/brown, and not enough black/gray/something else to break things up.