The 4 word story thread

[milkanannan]

you thought you knew

[CaptainD]

are for one moment

[dactylopus]

unknowable?  If not, you

[Danvzare]

probably know nothing. Which

[CaptainD]

isn't the worst thing

[dactylopus]

in the world, honestly.

[milkanannan]

"I have a rash!"

[dactylopus]

"Rash decision to make?"

[selmiak]

"That really made my

[Danvzare]

porridge taste nice." "Really?"

[CaptainD]

"Yes, it was the

[josiah1221]

two pickled newt eyes!"

[CaptainD]

Of course, there are

[selmiak]

always where you least

[dactylopus]

expect them, animal optics.

[Danvzare]

Like in the loo.

[CaptainD]

Wild wildebeest were worried.

[josiah1221]

A very hot commodity!

[CaptainD]

Also alarming were the

[dactylopus]

many indistinct noises emanating