Killer sunburn. Magic cure needed.

[rodekill]

I was thinking about trying to burn my entire body next year and slithering out like a snake so I can have a skin bag in the shape of me.

[Timosity]

Yes, obviously my first part was a joke although it is a valid possibility

Aloe vera can help but I prefer not to use it, but I also try not to get burned in the 1st place, but still, it happens evey year many times,

an old remedy is also putting cold tea over it, but whether it works or not is whether you want it too.

[Squinky]

Also, you can never go wrong with a little masturbation....



I couldn't help it, everybodys talking about lotion...

[Miez]

Yoghurt! believe me, it really helps: when I was young (long time ago) and we went on vacation to some sundrenched country my sister used to burn like a crisp on the very first day every single time. So my mother used to cover her in (unsweetened, no fruity bits, just plain) yoghurt.
Which worked.

[c.leksutin]

Thermazine cream.  You only have to be admitted to a hospital burn unit to get it, but MAN dose that shit work!

Otherwise, try vitamin E, just bust open the little caplets and spread it on the burn, trust me.



C.

[rodekill]

Alright, well, it seems to be healed and most of my skin is off, so, thanks everyone.

[Nellie]

Severe sunburn: for that authentic 'flesh falling off' zombie look.

[Gemmalah]

No magic cure!!! I agree with earlier just peel it all off, its gross but ya know it stopss itching and is less irritating....

then invest in suncream 8)