anyone know any good jokes on the topic of dragons small chldren or both

[Gemmalah]

HI,
i'm trying to make a short animation using AGS (maybe game later) in the style of southpark

i am really not funny can anyone help me out

its called dragonslayers about kids who pretend to slay dragons (and actually find one)
My pictures aree on the critics lounge if your interested.



i also need to give this person a name! any ideas

[n3tgraph]

Chuck Champion

[scarydan]

baby/child jokes:

whats blue, yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool:
baby with slashed floaties.

whats red, yellow and floats at the top of the pool:
floaties with slashed baby.

baby could be replaced with child.
i know its wrong, but that is probably my 2nd favourite joke ever.

[Rincewind]

I don't know why, but the name Washer Dan Doyle popped into my head.
Maybe because he looks like he's wearing a washing machine...
Nice idea, though - Could be a good game.  

[Matt Brown]

hahaha

how do you make a deab baby float?

you get some ice cream, milk, and 2 scoops of dead baby!!!

[undergroundling]

what's worse than a pile of 1000 dead babies?

one live one in the middle eating its way out.

[Flippy_D]

You sick people.

Heh.

[Gemmalah]

ok ok people, not quite what i had in mind, my charactors need to say funny stuffs too, i don't think i'll include too much grossness but the occasional fart joke works wonders.

*blows raspberry* he he

How bout

Eddie: how are we supposed to slay a dragon if we cant find one. WE NEED A SIGN! (then he bumps into a sign saying HERE BE DRAGONS)
or
Eddie: WE are going to slay this dragon, all with me say yay
char2: YAY
char3: YAY
From inside cave: YAY
all chars run in shock

[Gilbert]

Kid1:how are we supposed to slay a dragon if we cant find one ?
Kid2:I have an idea. Let one of us BE a dragon.
Kid3:What a good idea! YOU be the dragon then!
Kid2:No, no, no! Why me? That's not fair! Let's draw lots to decide for it!
Kid1:That's fair enough, as that's YOUR idea.
Other kids:Rrrright!
Kid2:Alright, alright! I'll be the dragon this time, but I wont be doing that next time. We must take turns!

[DragonRose]

Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. (My old sig)

How do you know there's a dragon in your refrigerator?
The ice cream is melted and the steak has big teeth marks in it.

Why are dragons wiser than chickens?
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Dragon.

Did you hear about the dragon that went on a crash diet?
He squashed a catapult and three knights.

What did the dragon eat before going to bed?
A mid-knight snack.

What steps would you take if you were being chased by a dragon?
Big ones

What did the dragon say when it saw the armoured knight?
Oh no, not canned food again!

What do dragons call armoured knights after they're eaten?
Bites in shining armour

What do dragons eat at the local pub?
Waiters and barmaids

Where do dragon slayers learn their trade?
At knight school

What do you get when you cross a dragon and a snowman?
Frost bite!

And a small collection that all goes together...

1.  How do you put a knight into a refrigerator?
Open the refrigerator, put in the knight and close the door.

2.  How do you put a dragon into a refrigerator?
Open the refrigerator, take out the knight , put in the dragon and close the door.

3.  There is an important conference of fairy tale creatures. Who doesn't come?
The dragon. The dragon is in the refrigerator.

4.  There is a desert you must cross. But it is inhabited by
dragons. How do you manage it?
Just cross it. All the dragons (except one) are attending the conference.

And another two that go together

What did the Knight say when a dragon went running by?
Look, there goes a dragon!

What did the Knight say when a dragon went running by wearing sunglasses?
Nothing. He didn't recognize it.

I love dragons

[Hollister Man]

This one reminds me of Chrissy on Three's Company, (no I'm not that old, I just like Nick at Nite)

1: Lets go slay a dragon!
2: Why would you want to sleigh a dragon, he'd melt all the snow
1: Slay not sleigh, dum dum.  We want to kill him stupid.
2: No, if you kill him he wil be dead, not stupid.

[DragonRose]

More dragon jokes from me! (You know you like it)

Why don't you see dragons at the zoo?
Because they hide behind the garbage cans.

What's big, scaly and eats cows for breakfast?
I don't know.
I don't either but there's one right behind you!

And a couple of variations  on the dragon in the refrigerator joke my friends came up with...
1. How do you put a knight into a refrigerator?
Turn off the light.

2. How do you put a dragon into a refrigerator?
Tell the dragon there's a knight in there