The Greatest Book Ever Written

MrColossal · Mon 08/12/2003 02:52:29

Hello...

I come to you with the best thing I have ever seen and come christmas day my new bible...

There's not much I can say so I'll just link it and get it over with.

Awesome

Love,
Eric

Gilbert · Mon 08/12/2003 03:02:50

Wooooo! A MUSTHAVE!

TheYak · Mon 08/12/2003 03:47:42

And a nice price as well:
"8 used & new from $6.66 "

remixor · Mon 08/12/2003 06:18:48

Best book ever!

Nacho · Mon 08/12/2003 08:57:08

I don't know if this thread goes about that, but my favourite book is "Jurassic Park".

Interference · Mon 08/12/2003 09:01:06

Our local book store sells The Dalek Survival Guide but I think this is slightly closer to the ol' comedy bullseye. I eagerly await a follow-up, along the lines of "Labour Party Political Broadcast Survival Guide."

And the greatest book ever is The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy.

TheYak · Mon 08/12/2003 09:03:11

Quote from: Lance Farlandstrong on Mon 08/12/2003 08:57:08
I don't know if this thread goes about that, but my favourite book is "Jurassic Park".

Have I ever told you that you're my favorite crack-head?

Interference · Mon 08/12/2003 12:13:27

Quote from: YakSpit on Mon 08/12/2003 09:03:11
Quote from: Lance Farlandstrong on Mon 08/12/2003 08:57:08
I don't know if this thread goes about that, but my favourite book is "Jurassic Park".
Have I ever told you that you're my favorite crack-head?

You know more than one crack-head?

TheYak · Mon 08/12/2003 12:15:27

Quote from: Interference on Mon 08/12/2003 12:13:27You know more than one crack-head?

You have to ask? Just check my location.

Nine Toes · Mon 08/12/2003 16:13:48

Mr. Hyde hastily dives into pile of dirty clothes in search of his debit card.

...It shall be mine... Oh yes, it shall be mine...

Good job, Colossal!

earlwood · Tue 09/12/2003 00:46:05

:

you guys, Everyone knows the greatest book in the world is either, 'Mind Over Matters' or 'If Chins could Kill'.

TheYak · Tue 09/12/2003 07:58:37

On the topic of quirky books that may make good Christmas presents, here's a link to Bush-Quotes calendars and books. I don't claim to use perfect grammar constantly but I also don't attempt to use polysyllabic words that are obviously beyond me.

http://www.bushcalendar.com/cgi-bin/htmlos.cgi/4824.1.1052755985611665089#
I'd go easier on him but I can't stand the bastard.

Nine Toes · Tue 09/12/2003 19:02:27

I never voted for him, and I can't stand him either.

David Letterman really isn't that funny anymore, but some of the clips of Bush that he makes fun of are slightly humorous.

ScubaChic · Wed 10/12/2003 18:20:58

Well ok odd book.. i found out about this odd book a few weeks ago sense your on the subject of books....
http://www.spinelessbooks.com/gadsby/01.html
its a book w/50,000 words... and if that doenst seem impressive... the letter 'e' is not used once!!!

Trapezoid · Thu 11/12/2003 03:19:11

earlwood: "Mind Over Matters" by Mike Nelson? I love that book!!

As for this zombie book, I'm thinking of getting it for a friend. I read some of it today at the bookstore, and it was really more creepy than funny. I think my friend would like it. Too bad I don't have any money.

Snake · Thu 11/12/2003 04:45:30

Damned cool shit, Eric! I'd love to get his book...maybe I'll order online...

--Snake

MrColossal · Thu 11/12/2003 05:44:14

someone say "If Chins Could Kill"?

BANG!!

i guess this makes me cooler than you

rodekill · Sat 13/12/2003 22:44:49

I think it goes without saying.

Anyways, I picked up the Survival Guide today. I will be sharing the info amongst my zombie brothers, so don't feel safe.

We have the knowledge. The knowledge is power.

After · Sun 14/12/2003 01:31:05

Right on!
Let go of your fears.
Follow the zombie within.
In your heart of hearts ... hang on ...
Whose heart is that?
... Oh, right. Never mind.

remixor · Sun 14/12/2003 06:06:53

Quote from: MrColossal on Thu 11/12/2003 05:44:14i guess this makes me cooler than you

It certainly does make you cooler than him. I should know, since I have my own signed copy.