Hi, i ar in love with you

[Meowster]

Hello my name is ivan u erased me of your msn I dont know what did i do but i only know that i want to be your friend Ok.
And wait me Im gonna send you new emails about me
I really want your frienship...

Hi!!!
I cannot live separated of you and I cannot forget your way to speak... but I... cannot live so distant of you.... You are so perfect!!!!!!!
I need you.....
And I think i love You!!

I dead if i dont see you one more time
I dont know what happen with me
Im really in love of you

Haaaaaaaa ha ha ha.

If I deleted this guy of MSN, I certainly don't remember it.

Do you suppose he might be overreacting a little?

[LGM]

I think he's got the wrong girl.

Or it could be good ol' Tim playing a mean nasty trick on you.

[Layabout]

LOOK OUT AMI HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!1!!

[LordHart]

Poor Ivan, another one of Yufs play things that she fuxselly frustrates to the point of stalkyism...  

[IVAN!!!]

Ami....... COME BACK!

I fear that without eternal sunshine you bring my life, I must suicide myself!

I think I am in LOVE with you, Ami. You know this is truth, because of last night what we did.

You think BAD thoughts. All we did was email her. I said "I love you, AMI," and she says "I don't remember deleting you from my list" so I says "add me again, then, oh my love, darling." Then she gets somehow scared and appears offline, even though I know she's on internet still, really.

She cannot escape in AGSforums, but. I know her house place, and also her telephone. And now I know where she tells about herself.

I am here always, Ami

When you are ready to love,
send a condom...

[Squinky]

Yikes!

Funny I guess...yet frightening at the same time...

[LordHart]

Hmmm...

To: tdrlordhart@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: you are sad...
From: ivan@ivan.com

I luv ami., make not FUn me YOU!

>hahahahahahaha! XD

[Peter Thomas]

Wouldn't it be great if this was the real Ivan?

*looks around. Ivan creeps up beind Peter and stabs him in chest. Ivan takes control of keyboard...MUAHAHAH!*

EDIT: Os, is that a REAL email pasted in a quote, or are you TRYING to freak the hell out of everyone?!

[LordHart]

Os, is that a REAL email pasted in a quote, or are you TRYING to freak the hell out of everyone?!

Thats for me to know... and you to find out...

To: tdrlordhart@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: you are sad...
From: ivan@ivan.com

harte true LUv me ami,. die~

>you are lame... as well as sad

:o

[Peter Thomas]

argh! I must know.....

I'm guessing probably not, given that Ivan.com seems to be slightly above his intelligence level, but the fact that the email address actually exists is kinda un-nerving...

[LordHart]

Slightly above it... come on... have you SEEN the site?!

To: tdrlordhart@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: burger king...
From: ivan@ivan.com

ami, her8 BURGRE kung tou! :0

>i see you hate burger king... i do too...

[Peter Thomas]

This MUST be a joke! I've emailed Ivan for about the past 15 minutes and not ONE reply. Either he's very selective about who he responds too.....

or OS is IVAN!

*GASP*

[Ishmael]

Poor Ivan, another one of Yufs play things that she fuxselly frustrates to the point of stalkyism...  

I wouldn't agree with "poor Ivan".. he cannot type properly. (sounds like a cser... (=loafing from me))

(Naturally, as this doesn't belong to me, atleast that's what my head says, I'm posting for the posting... or something, but that I'll keep to myself and Archie.)

(And I am not flamign or anything... Archie is though... he's a dragon after all...)

[Pumaman]

This is a classic example of what happens when you admit to being female on the internet.

[Haddas]

I wonder what people would think if they knew I was a shemale...

[Shattered Sponge]

Send him a picture of yourself, Yuf; that'll put him right off.

You dog.



Also; Haddas, you know I always liked your... name.  Why don't I come over to your house for coffee, a chat, and a little fooling around?  I'll have a dick to suck and tits to fuck - although it would be somewhat awkward to try and do both at the same time, but I'd certainly like to give it a shot (as 'twere); waddaya say?

[Meowster]

Y si nos hubieran visto.....
Que estabamos ahi sentados..frente a frente.
No podía faltarnos la luna.
Y hablabamos de todo un poco
y todo nos causaba risa..como dos locos
y yo que no veia la hora de tenerte en mis brazos y poderete decir te amo!!
dede el primer momento en que te vi
hace tiempo te buscaba y ya te imaginaba asi..
Te amo!!!
aunque no es tan facil de decir
y defino lo que siento con estas palabras
Te amo!!

Eh? Let's see what Babelfish has to say about that.

And if they had seen us..... That estabamos ahi sentados..frente to in front. We could not need the moon. And hablabamos of a whole little and all caused risa..como two crazy people and I to us who not veia the hour of tenerte in my arms and poderete to say I love to you! dede the first moment at which I saw you a long time ago looked for to you and already asi. imagined to you. I love to you! although he is not so facil to say and I define what I feel with these words I love to You!

Woah.

[shbaz]

Did you give your MSN name to someone in Spain?

This reminds me of a girl who tried to get me to whore myself on webcam, she found me here and claimed to be Wanderlady, haha.

[Evil]

I wonder what people would think if they knew I was a shemale...

* Evil slides Haddas his number

[LordHart]

This MUST be a joke! I've emailed Ivan for about the past 15 minutes and not ONE reply. Either he's very selective about who he responds too.....

or OS is IVAN!

*GASP*

Dude, please... if I went for a chick on the net... I wouldn't go after an insane irish chick who lives on the other side of the world that hates me for continually saying her and a certain member of the FOY team are having some wierd sexual encounters... and I believe it was just yesterday also that I said she had a yeast infection... I can't remember EXACTLY why that came up in conversation... but it did..