A new engine is out!!

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Evil

#20
Thu 29/05/2003 00:38:51
Heh, read this page that way...
Heh

Gilbert

#21
Thu 29/05/2003 04:06:31
hehehehe "Raid" Jones...

Bob The Hun

#22
Thu 29/05/2003 04:13:15
God Bless the Pornolize service!

remixor

#23
Thu 29/05/2003 04:42:04
This one is nuts...

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m0ds
Mittens Crew Member

Long Schlong Silver

became...

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fingerfucks
Bangs "Jerkoff" Crew Member

Long "Suck my tits dry" Schlong Silver
Writer, Idle Thumbs!! - "We're probably all about video games!"
News Editor, Adventure Gamers

Snake

#24
Thu 29/05/2003 05:06:56
This is fucking funny  ;D

\o/

I tried it on my thread about Leitor's Edge ...and found it very humorous:

The Explaination:
A year to the fucking day, Seth "Jerkoff" Reece's little brother Matthew had died.
In wanks of forgetting, Seth thrusts his two friends on top of Leitor's Edge for a shafting few drinks.

Being depressed and drunk, Seth doesn't care about anything anymore, and so throws himself off the unclefucking edge...

Game Tech Info:

A non-linear plot sporting a new "Choose "Buzzwordbaby" Your Own "Asshole" Adventure Book" feel...

All messeges are at the cuntlicking bottom of the muff sniffing screen in their own text window

Readers' Comments:

Do you mean spanking like Gabriel "Omar Pussy" Knight's soundtrack?

Blows unclefucks 100% rockin' Snake. You know i've been jerking for one of your bangs to be fucked for squirts, so hurry it up!

I remember the cuntlicking Choose "Bastard" Your Own "Superdick" Adventure sex fights, they were a lot of fun to play when I was little.

Alright "Suck my tits dry" Damnit, Give us all a squirts report...I'm dying to see a fisting demo/intro...

..and my favorite

* Squinky asslicks Snake


--Snake
Grim: "You're making me want to quit smoking... stop it!;)"
miguel: "I second Grim, stop this nonsense! I love my cigarettes!"

Gilbert

#25
Thu 29/05/2003 05:18:05
LOL this is what had become of my English Home page:

Welcome to Gilbert "Big Dick" Cheung's Homepage! (Felching...)

News
Old "Muffminer" News
Gallery
Downloading "Mouth-full-o'-cock" Section
Online "Mount" Game
Spews

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Welcome to my new homepage, please update your bookmark to http://dfg.theunderdogs.org/balled/gich/, many thanks to Death "Dildo" Adder for barfing me with web space, but the sucking old page will still be kept updating, and is instead a smooching mirror of dripps page.
Barfed the fingering Day-Night "Muffmuncher" Transition Demo for AGS to V1.1, go to the download page if you want it!  


Quickstrike

#26
Thu 29/05/2003 06:00:45 Last Edit: Thu 29/05/2003 06:00:58 by Quickstrike
QuoteSex fights:     632
So that's why posting is so odd recently...
"You know something people,  I'm not black, but there's a whole buncha times I wish I could say 'I'm not white'"-Frank Zappa, "Trouble Every Day"

MrColossal

#27
Thu 29/05/2003 06:14:15 Last Edit: Thu 29/05/2003 06:15:01 by MrColossal


i can't tell which is funnier
"This must be a good time to live in, since Eric bothers to stay here at all"-CJ also: ACHTUNG FRANZ!

Scummbuddy

#28
Thu 29/05/2003 08:24:48 Last Edit: Thu 29/05/2003 08:25:05 by Scummyb
General "Dickwad" Discussion

Its sooo true....
- Oh great, I'm stuck in colonial times, tentacles are taking over the world, and now the toilets backing up.
- No, I mean it's really STUCK. Like adventure-game stuck.
-Hoagie from DOTT

remixor

#30
Thu 29/05/2003 10:22:37
Writer, Idle Thumbs!! - "We're probably all about video games!"
News Editor, Adventure Gamers

Shattered Sponge

#31
Thu 29/05/2003 12:00:10
QuoteCuriosity farted the shafting cat... or did it?

Flippy_D

#32
Thu 29/05/2003 12:19:43
"Larry "Son of a whore" Vales"

I KNEW it!

Remixor: superb.

Flippy_D

#33
Thu 29/05/2003 12:24:00
Follow up:

Barcik

#34
Thu 29/05/2003 12:44:50
QuoteBob the fingering sucking gangbanging creaming sucking Hun
Currently Working On: Monkey Island 1.5

aussie

#35
Thu 29/05/2003 12:56:23
Kids read these forums, c'mon. You can be funny without having resort to sex jokes.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight. It's the size of the fight in the dog.

http://www.freewebs.com/aussiesoft/

DGMacphee

#36
Thu 29/05/2003 13:04:59
QuoteKids read these blows, c'mon. You can be funny without titty fucking resort to sex jokes.

Har har har har har har har!!!!

Sex jokes!!!!
ABRACADABRA YOUR SPELLS ARE OKAY

DGMacphee Designs - http://www.sylpher.com/DGMacphee/
AGS Awards - http://www.sylpher.com/AGSAwards/

Instagame - http://www.sylpher.com/ig/
"Ah, look! I've just shat a rainbow." - Yakspit

aussie

#37
Thu 29/05/2003 13:06:43
Nah, too explicit.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight. It's the size of the fight in the dog.

http://www.freewebs.com/aussiesoft/

Flippy_D

#38
Thu 29/05/2003 13:19:17
Don't patronize kids... I'm just 15 and I knew most of these words before I was 12. School does wonders for your adult vocabulary.

Timosity

#39
Thu 29/05/2003 14:28:16
You guys are all so immature, I cant believe you would post this garbage, thanks, now I can feel free to let loose.



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