Haiku maybe help? (now also with limerics!)

[TheYak]

Here is much debate.
Many words but little said.
A fix in haiku?

Pointless posts no thought,
reply with e-motes or small,
when will madness end?

Here is precision.
Syllables are seventeen,
or less if you want.

This message is long,
but thorough I must be here.
Only haiku here!

Who knows where this goes?
All of gen-gen in haiku?
Yakspit is a dope.

[Nellie]

I think it would help
But my haiku skills are poor
So I'll sit this out

I am tempted, though
To post cool biker haikus
From Full Throttle 1

[Evil]

i did haikus in class
i really did not like it
mine went just like this

damn, cant remember
but does it really matter
damn these syllables

[Las Naranjas]

Yakspit is cultured
this he has shown in this thread
I thank him dearly

Threads that are like this
are what this forum prospers on
He's a messiah

[evenwolf]

Be this the answer
To our posting decadence?
No but fun perhaps


"What is a Haiku?"
A poem of syllables
Five Seven And Five

[Trapezoid]

One two three four five.
One two three four five six sev--
Crap, that didn't work.

[Las Naranjas]

remember my dears
The rythym five seven five
makes haiku haiku

[Scummbuddy]

Hai-ku How thou make?
Look online, copy, plagarise
Makes you look brilliant.

Edit [By my idiocy, I can't even adhere to simple syllable rules when talking about brains.  We'll better than the one word hiakus.  What were they trying to say in those?]

[Ghormak]

Dear LasNaranjas,
that was a very good post.
Educational.

[Scummbuddy]

     If I were a mod.
I would delete your profiles.
   Oh, but wait, I am.

[Las Naranjas]

Ghormak, you praise me
I, whose only wish dictates
the world be learned.

[MrColossal]

This is hardly zen
I had quite a long haiku
then: disconnected

my haiku is phat
it's totally gonna rock
cover your asses

this haiku ain't done
it's rocking in the new year
never gonna die

I just wanna say
this haiku is for all the
niggaz that be down

cause my momma said
knock you out, and i'm gonna
knock you out, rock on

oh yea, one word posts:
they suck, so doncha do that
you should know this, peace

hey ghormak you suck
think your haikus are better?
I will slaughter you.

I'd like to see it
you trying to haiku with
my foot in your ass

[evenwolf]

Scumm, Mean I Not Harm
But two of your lines above
Are too long in sound

[Ghormak]

Eric also errs.
The line that starts with "they suck..."
is a bit too long.

Eric, you bastard.
Don't you edit your haikus!
You make me look dumb!

As for fighting you,
do not be ridiculous.
I would hit you hard.

[Las Naranjas]

Evenwolf, I curse thee
Editing your post before
to make fool of me

[Scummbuddy]

silly new people
dont know the hiaku power
reaches deep inside

fix wounds new and old
our tired bonds reforming
chris will cry in joy

Happy will be rest
when they wake they see hiaku
the board is restored

[MrColossal]

Ghormak let us rest
haiku is not ment for war
friendly we will be

we get along well
if i had extra sandwhich
to you it would go

remember the love
all those hardened balls of love
the moose do not war

no they do not war
they only desire more cows
and can you blame them

[Ghormak]

You speak words of truth.
The moose only wants more cow.
I cannot blame it.

If one moose yearns for
the same cow as another
fight is imminent.

Symbolic, fight is.
There is no actual hatred.
It's all in good sport.

(I wonder one thing,
the syllable-amount of
the word actual)

So yes, let us rest.
Fighting is not based on hate.
They do it for fun.

[Trapezoid]

Once upon a time
Someone wrote a few haikus
Then he soiled himself

--------------------------

I am like a tree
When the lumberjack stops by
I cannot stay erect

--------------------------

I do not like beer
Spare me that conniving phoam
Carbonated piss

--------------------------

Sometimes fake acounts
(Captain Planet and Roger)
Make the forums fun

Others aren't as fun
like RPG Creator
and that CJ guy

--------------------------

Clowns are horrible
I met a clown at the fair
He exposed himself

I was traumitized
He claims it was a balloon
I know what I saw

Mother called the cops
We violently beat the clown
Someone filmed it all

Seven weeks later
There was an immense trial
Mom and I were jailed

Seven years later
We were finally released
But that clown walks free

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[Flippy_D]

*brain implodes*

Do
                       You
  Know  
                                                                      WHY
                                 all
          the
                                                hate?