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BEWARE THE XBOX CAUSE MICROSOFT ARES FULL OF LIES!!!

OMG FAKE ANDY!! DO NOT BELIEVE HIS LIES BECAUSE HE IS FULL OF POWERED SUGAR!!! ALSO HE EATS KITTENS!! WE MUST PROTECT THE KITTENS!!!!

I AM NOT DG!! I ATE HIM!!! BUT I DO NOT EAT BOYD BECAUSE BOYD ARE FULL OF HAMFART!!! RUN FOR YOR LIVES!!!OR ELSE BOYD WILL FART BACONSNACKS!!! BLARG!!!

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!!!!!



BOYD HAS A PIE FACE!! IT IS MADE OF PIE!!! EAT IT QUICKLY OR HE WILL BE FULL OF CHERRIES!!! BLARG BLARG!!! OOPS HE FARTED NO ONE GO NEAR HIM BECAUSE HIS BUTT SMELLS LIKE A FART BUTT!!!

THE OLDIES ARE FULL OF POOP AND THE NEWBIES ARE FULL OF FART!! BUT BOYD IS FULL OF THE ANUS TIMES INFINITY PLUS ONE TO THE FUDGE-PACKING POWER OF DIDLO!

BOYD ALSO ATE THE PORK RINDS!! DO NOT TOUCH HIS TEETH!!

I HAVE SEEN THE #AGS AND IT IS FULL OF DELIGHTFULL CONVERSTAION ABOUT PENNYWHISTLES AND MOONPIES!!!

MY ARMPIT HAVE BEEFBURGER IN THEM!! WOULD YOU LIKE TO SMELL??!

I DID BECAUSE THE WHOLE EARTH WANTED TO GIVE ME SLIPPERY TREATS!! MEN... LADIES... KITTENS... ROCK STARS... THEY ALL WANTED TO GIVE ME A SPECSHEL SUPRISE!! SO I JUMPED ON A SPACE ROCKET TO THE ASTROMOOON! WHAT DID I FIND ON MY MAGIC MOON VOYAGE?!?!

I FOUND... THE MOON MEN WHO ALSO WANTED TO GIVE ME SUPRISE!! STAY BACK MOON MEN! YOU ARE VERY GREEN!!

SO I COME BACK TO EARTH TO EAT MY FARTLUNCH!!! BLARG BLARG BURP!!!

HOORAY!! FOR REWARD I GIVE YOU SUPRISE!!

WHERE IS THE SUPRISE!!?!

IN MY PANTS!!! HOORAY AGAIN!! BLARG!!

OH NO I GOT NO LIFE!! I MUST BE A DEAD CREATURE ZOMBIE!!! BECAREFUL OR I WILL EAT YOUR BRAINS!!! BLARG BLARG OH GOOD THEY TASTE LIKE MCNUGGETS! HOORAY!!!

I AM GROWNUP WATCH AND I WILL SAY WORDS THAT ONLY GORWNUPS USE!!!

TEACUP...

ANTIQUING...

FASCINATING...

FART!

OOPS THAT IS NOT A WORD! THAT IS A NOISE I MAKE! I MAKE IT WHEN I EAT KFC! BLARG BLARG BLARG!!!

I HAVE NO AUNTY CHRIST!!! I DO HAVE AN UNCLE BOB!! HE GIVE ME SLIPPERY TREATS, YES ITS ALL TRUE!!!

BUT IT IS NOT IMMATURE!! IT IS THE TRUTH!! I SAW YOUR HEAD AND IT IS MADE OF POOP!! THE MAYOR OF HAPPYMCBURGER SAID SO!!! HE TELLS NO LIES!!!