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It's polite to give Chirs an e-mail, but since AGS is freeware they can legally include it without sending an e-mail.

Still listening to Elbow's Cast of Thousands.

I especially like the song "Not a Job".

Also, our own Adam "Dark Stalkey" Hay features on one of the tracks, so buy this CD!

The CD is supposed to be a "gift".

I could, Las, I surely could.

But it's just too funny watching Jackhammer act like a bigger dick than Vel.

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Jackhammer, Maddox's website is the "Best Page in the Universe" and who are you to defy that, you puny mortal!

Firstly, I don't care if you voted for me in the Foregos or whatever.

To be honest, I don't care if I'm "Best Poster of Whatever Blah Blah Blah".

Secondly, I did win, idiot -- For best poster in the AGS Chat Forum (Please note: This proves you're retarded).

Also, I don't curse at n00b -- only stupid people.

Watch:

Fuck shit ass bolloack scumpoop!

I am cursing at you, which means you're an idiot.

Also, I don't think you're "a dumbass for saying it's not wise to call people stupid for not knowing the capitols of foreign countries."

I think you're a dumbass for spending several pages trying to debate with Vel over such a stupid topic.

People are out there arguing over important shit -- those are the real people, the ones who matter, genius!

Now, until you can show me your "Best Page In The Universe" I'll just do my only little Maddox: you're an idiot and I'll leave that as my reply to every single post you make in this thread from now on.

That's so 1337!!!  

Ahhh.

I don't remember the Simpsons challenge, but I can faintly remember the argument.

What were we arguing about?

Yeah, I changed it from "pubic hair that's smarter than you" to "pubic hair that can come...".

I'll rectify it to appease you picky, picky people!  

Yeah, I'll bet the terrorists read DG's posts (because everbody knows they read AGS Forums all the time) and they're like, "Man! This guy knows his shit. Look how much he curses to show his intellectual superiority over anyone else in a debate, and tries to make it look as if he wasn't arguing with the two people he's making fun of for arguing. We need to stay away from Australia, way too easy."

See, you forgot to mention how retarded you are, because it's not like you weren't arguing. Retard.

Jackhammer, I burnt you bigtime in my previous reply and all you can do is use one of my old jokes (Pffft, hardly original) and call me a retard (which I've already done so, like six or seven times using synonyms in my last few replies. i.e. idiot, retard, moron, stupid).

I have pubic hair that can come up with more creative and coherent arguments.

So, as well as being stupid, you're also an untalented hack.

Also, I'm not a retard -- I don't waste my time arguing over whether general knowledge the lifeblood of intelligence.

I just condemn people who waste their time arguing over such stupid shit.

And that's not retarded, cause Maddox and Seanbaby do it all the time and their pages are respectively (and I quote) "The Best Page in the Universe" and have "Over 26 Million Faces Rocked".

So, they must be right.

Therefore, you are wrong.

You may continue to eat your ass with a spoon!

Nope, still can't download it either.

No, that was serious, man!

I am impressed.

Your Dad is the man who beat everyone, and that is pretty damn cool!

Don't worry, I am only sarcastic to retards like Jackhammer and Vel who argue over shitty things like whether knowing the capital of Ukbeistienmalogaloo will have any influence on the course of the world.

See, this is why terrorists want to bomb the world -- they read things on the internet written by guys like Jackhammer and Vel and think, "Holy crap! This is what these retards argue over? Man, taking over the world is gonna be a piece of cake!"

Vel and Jackhammer's intellectual wank debate is the reason why aliens haven't made peaceful public contact yet -- They're too afraid of your stupidity.

It's so fucking mediocre that people spend their lives trying to impress other with such stupid "General Knowledge".

The only thing such general knowledge does is shows you look like a wanker.

But here's some real general knowledge for everyone:

"Vel and Jackhammer are idiots for even starting such a shitty debate."

In fact, I'm surprised someone was even stupid enough to start a thread to praise one of these mental defectives.

Honestly, why would anyone want to praise someone who enters into such shitty debate topics?

So, Migs, you're an idiot too.

Meanwhile, I am awesome because a) my ancestors have been in my country a lot longer than any of your ancestors in your countries, and b) I know the most important general knowledge of all: "Vel and Jackhammer are stupid for starting such an idiotic debate, and Migs is a fool for starting such a stupid thread to praise Vel." -- and that's better general knowledge than knowing the capital of Spain or Portugal.

I'd be related to one anyway, my dad was an Australian Bantamweight champion who also fought in a few divisions, had about 70 fights with 10 or so losses, and in the end, was stripped of the title because no-one wanted to fight him cause he ended many peoples careers... Lionel Rose was then handed the title...  

Whoa! That's quite a claim to fame!

Now I remember why I don't hang around these forums as often as I used to...

Cause of dinosaurs?  

Aye, and "Springtime for Hitler" only worked because it was unintentionally funny.

The only Holocaust comedy I can think of is "Life Is Beautiful" and even that film has its critics.

And even then, it wasn't meant to rip-off Schindler's List or parody it in anyway.

Nor could you call it a low-IQ "high concept" movie.

Os Último Quão Queijo:
I'm don't actually identify as an aboriginal (cause I'm white as cocaine and live in white culture), but my great grandmother on my Dad's side was aboriginal.

It's a shame that most records of my bloodlines have been wiped out.

I'd like to find out more about my family's history.

But all who know anything about it are either dead or won't speak to anyone about it.

Also, no matter how much you hate Mundine, at least you can claim you're related to a boxing champ.

Side note: My Aunty Leslie is a Golden Globe and Emmy nominee and had her own show in the 60s and 70s: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0880081/

Here's her website: http://www.leslieuggams.com/

Jackhammer:

DG, Humans have existed for that long, so we all have that many years of history and more behind us.

Oh wait, I thought we were talking about how long our ancestors had lived in one particular country -- how fucking stupid of me!

I should know that people's minds here change faster than Paris Hilton's undies!

Barcik:

Well you stink too DG! My Jewish origins trace back to the early periods of the Bible!

I got this info from Bill Hicks (his ghost visited me in the middle of the night), but fundamentalist Christians have worked out that the world is 12,000 years by adding everyone's ages in the bible way back to Adam and Eve.

Even though Dinosaur fossils don't come into the equation.

Fundamentalist Christians say God put them there as a joke.

Also, here is a website with an article that claims the world is only 6000 years old (according tot he bible): http://www.users.bigpond.com/rdoolan/earthsage.html

So, Narangas is right and it's not blaspheny -- my ancestors pre-date the universe.

Now put the torches down, untie Dickie Green, and let the heretic go about his business.

I kinda skipped your reply DG...

Wow, what a fucking surpise!

Vel ignored a reply that was not only honest, factual, and showed he was a moron.

Like that's never happened!

Guess what, Vel?

You didn't really skip my reply -- You read it and discovered you couldn't come up with anything witty or intelligent to counter.

Exchange them points for a toothless whore!

She can gum her food and me at the same time!

For christsake, Vel, do you have the same reading disability that Jackhammer does?

I said that my aboriginal heritage constitutes 50,000 years of history.

Christ, no wonder you two morons are arguing over this shitty topic.

You're both so fucking thick that you can READ something very simple I wrote -- it's even just one small line of text.

I'll repeat it for the mentally-challenged:

"Thanks to my great-grandmother, I have 50,000 years of aboriginal heritage."

So all I can say is: RETARDS!

Now shut the fuck up the two of you, because no matter how much you debate on your heritage to your country, I'm still going to win because my aboriginal ancestors have been in my country longer than any of yours in your countries.

By the way, Vel, a fucking smiley at the end of your reply doesn't change the fact that you still can't read a simple line of text, you ass.

WARNING: This post contains extreme film geekness -- I show my true colours here!

I think what Esseb is trying to say is that you create a paradox.

I say this because, at point 13, you're ripping off a script and thus will repeat the process, but you're ripping off a Schindler's List-style script.

The problem is you mention that the film is "A Comedy" and there aren't too many low-IQ "high concept" comedies that directly rip-off Schindler's List.

It would be better if you chose a comedy film as the "high-IQ" script.

Also, I don't think I've seen any Sundance films ripped-off and turned into Hollywood films.

A lot of the time, Sundance films are bought by bigger studios and marketed to the public (It's cheaper than ripping-off and you don't have to worry about legal implications -- just simply buy their film and market it to its particular niche).

For example, I don't see anyone out to rip-off American Splendor, which was last year's winner -- but it got a decent-sized distribution (and a nomination for Best Screenplay at this year's oscars).

Also: the low-IQ films you describe are what's actually known as "high-concept" films (A term attributed to Spielberg where he said "High-concept means I can hold the film in the palm of my hand" i.e. a simple sentence to describe it such as "Alien is Jaws in space").

The scripts are not ripped-off, but rather two concepts are ripped and combined from other low-IQ "high concept" movies -- that's what makes the big budget.

This happens because producers believe whatever worked last year will work this year.

For example, look at how black cop/white cop movies have ripped-off each other over the last few decades.

All are practically a rip-off of In The Heat of the Night, where that particular film's racial subject matter was a big issue of the late 60s -- nowdays, the black copy/white cop formula seems very tame in films like Lethal Weapon and Showtime.

Another example: look at Star Wars -- every Sci-Fi film these days wants to rip it off and out-do it.

Even though Star Wars itself was a rip-off of Kurosawa's The Hidden Fortress (notice that ripping-off high-ranking foreign films don't come into your "Lifecycle")

Even then, producers are wary of ripping of foreign films for several reasons, like: 1) Getting sued (As Kurosawa did to Serio Leone for ripping of Yojimbo for A Fistful of Dollars), or 2) they're stinkers (Swept Away, anyone?)

You obviously have a very superficial knowledge of the true business dealings of Hollywood and cinema in general.

I understand you're trying to be satirical, but it doesn't work if the satire is false and superficial.

Besides, screenwriter William Goldman summed up the Hollywood film industry in a more satirical and simpler way:

He said only three words: "NOBODY KNOWS ANYTHING."



I also want to state for the record that some of my fav movie moments are from such low-IQ, "high-concept", popcorn, comic-book movies

For example: Independance Day, Pirates of the Carribean, Toy Story 1 + 2, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars + Empire + Jedi, Terminator 1 + 2, etc

Sure none of the above are all that taxing (although Toy Story 1 + 2 have some deep things to say about life and the universe ), but they're bloody entertaining.

And no one should ever appologise for entertaining people.

No one.

Look it up.  

A Dilbert comic?!

Oh no, that's a sure sign this thread has jumped the shark!