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I don't think each AGS game should have a wikipedia article, perhaps one large article for lots of games.

On the other hand, that reason sounds like BS. It sounds like a stupid reason to remove an article, seeing as the idea of wikipedia is to create access to all knowledge. We should delete Psycho's wiki page because "The film is not notable. This film hasn't been awarded an Oscar"

Done. You have until tuesday evening, Mr. Moon.

Agreed, TwinMoon, if you want an extension, that's fine, just ask.

Closing up and beginning voting soon... Does anyone need extensions? I've no problem with them.

[Time travelling]

A competition beginning in october, ending in september,

A Time travelling competition!?

Clearly some evil force is attempting to take the AGS community back in time a month. What possible plan could Ghost have in mind?

The website does need an overhaul, but that isn't greatly important.

On the other hand, I think we should:

A. Revise the quiz.
B. Ensure that new members KNOW about the forum rules, stickies, the AGS wiki and the helpfile.

Wouldn't life be easier if every newcomer introduced themselves in the newcomer thread and then they all fit in perfectly using good grammar, expert spelling and the utmost amount of politeness?

How to do this without sounding aggresive, however...

No. We've already established in your previous pointless thread that the universe has ended through the combined power of Morgan freeman and Optimus prime. Now that the universe has ended there are no days, or pirates, or carribean.

That's it. Morgan -goddamn- Freeman. Nothing could ever exist out side that, that is such a phenomenal amount of awesome nothing, not even basic atoms could exist- the coolness tears and rips the fabric of the universe apart, and becomes a colossal black hole, in which all matter falls. The entire universe is compacted and compressed by the great amount of awesome into a gravitational singularity, from which nothing can come. The universe has ended, and Morgan Freeman is Optimus Prime's dad.

The End,

and let any further attempts to ressurect this story be doomed to failure.

The combination of flame wars, the earth exploding, geaorge bush being shot and Optimus Prime produced an amount of awesome immesurable by today's standards, and the entire universe was completely disintigrated, lest anything so cool ever happen again.

     However, by freak chance, the universe...

... to celebrate his retirement and endorse McCain. But...

...Yes, the end, said paper carnival, not expecting the war to last any longer, but that was not the case. The trolls prepared for a second attack, despite the great homosexual's death. Meanwhile, Paper Carnival realised 'the matrix' ploy was a practical joke- the president would never leave the control of the country to a straight man! No, another homosexual must follow in his tread. The beautiful shiny object would lead Paper Carnival to the true leader.. but where to start?

...Now knowing their weakness, the rabble of angry christians settled down to their porches with a glasss of lemonade. Meanwhile, on the internet...

...but the few who were listening were strict protestants living in the bible belt, who soon formed a lynch mob...

... trolling and flaming took over, devastating any threads the civil war touched...

[how]

Cats:

Don't 'sleep' like other animals, instead they only slow their heartrate and breathing. Their senses (apart from eyesight) are still completely active.

Study of cats' brainwaves while 'resting' like this show they have nightmares often, dreams- never.

Cats lack the gene to taste sweet flavours completely.

Cats don't interbreed (there are over 33 different breeds) so cross-bred cats are rare, unlike dogs.

Sir Isaac newton invented the cat flap (can't confirm this)

Cat's don't just purr when happy- they purr when feeling intense emotion, including pain.

No-one has ever discovered how cats purr.

Feeding your cat a purely vegetarian diet (that includes meat replacements, eg. tofu) is a short trip to the pet cemetary.

A cat 'sleeps' between 14-20 hours of each day- one of the sleepiest animals in the world- giving rise to the phrase 'catnap'.

A cat will only ever meow if it wants a human. No-one has ever heard a cat meow at any other animal.

I have more, on other animals, but I can post them later.

Almighty Metroid, maybe it would do you some good to lurk in the forums a while. Look back at your previous posts - They are HERE. Look at other people's posts. Do we talk to each other the way your posts are? No. Be polite, ask nicely, and post requests for a team in the Recruit a team-need help with your game? thread. The rules for each forum are stickied, you can't miss them- in bold, top of the page, with this next to them- . Always read these first.

(apologises for rant :-)

I've had the same problem for a few years (:o), 99.9% of the time one or more of my nostrils are completely blocked off, unable to breath through at all. Asking my doctor yeilded nothing.  All I can suggest, which works for me, is go see your pharmacist, and ask for something for Nasal Congestion. I've got a spray which goes up my nose, clearing it most of the time. But have cold, disgusting tasting fluids sprayed up your nose every few hours might not be your cup of tea, so to speak.

Looking at this graph of number of posts over time, does anyone else see a remarkable resemblance to the value of the Dow Jones over the same period?

This can mean only one thing: The bottom is about to fall out of the adventure gaming industry- quickly, sell your shares before they lose even more value!

First Person Shooters ↑ 30.6%   Real time strategies ↓ 12%   Platformers ↑ 23%   Adventure Games ↓ 206.6%

This here, this is what it's about.